一些有趣的事英语作文通用20篇

Live in the dense forest, many small animals. Every spring they hold a grand acrobatics competition. This years competition is very busy, small animals came to the venue early and took out his magic sauce.

First of all, beautiful peacock dances: he head high head, chest, belly on tail slowly, gently shake the feathers; His head from time to time is to the east, west, the fan tail like a gorgeous colorful dress, and tightly attracted the audiences eyes.

Then, the dog show Riding on the swing. See his jump, jump to the swing, both hands hold the rope. He first gently swinging back and forth a few, and then make sufficient strength, flaring, his superb action see person dazzled.

The most wonderful for its black bear on wood pellets. Heavy black bear carefully standing on wood pellets above board, feet or so back and forth to keep balance. Wood ball turning around, but he firmly when local, not nervous. You see, his right hand on the waist, left hand waving to the crowd. His wonderful performance won applause...

The annual acrobatics competition ended, but the animals good show, for a long, long time also by forest residents are talking about.

茂密的森林里，生活着许多小动物。他们每到春天都要举办一次盛大的杂技比赛。今年的比赛更是热闹非凡，小动物们早早来到会场，纷纷拿出自己的绝活儿。

首先，漂亮的孔雀表演舞蹈：他昂着头、挺着胸，慢慢地展开尾巴，轻轻抖动着羽毛;他的头时而摆向东、时而摇向西，那条扇子似的尾巴像一件绚丽的七彩衣，紧紧 吸引着观众的眼神。

接着，小狗表演 荡秋千。只见他纵身一跃，跳到秋千上，双手紧紧抓住绳子。他先是轻轻地荡了几个来回，然后就使足劲，直冲云宵，他高超的动作看得人眼花缭乱。

最精彩的要数黑熊踩木球了。笨重的黑熊小心翼翼地站在木球上面的木板上，双脚左右来回摆动以保持平衡。木球转动着，他却稳稳当当地、丝毫不紧张。你看，他右手插在腰上，左手挥舞着向观众致敬。他精彩的表演博得阵阵掌声……

一年一度的杂技比赛结束了，但动物们精彩的表演，很久很久还被森林的居民们谈论着。

星期一早上，同学们都早早地来到学校，他们纷纷展示着今天英语课上要用的食材。

今天的英语课在第三节，所以前两节课和周一晨会时间，大家都在期盼中度过。

做完操后，同学们争先回到教室，拿出食材，还没等高老师来就开始做自己的三明治（一些做得快的同学，比如王兴乐就在此时做完了）。

大家正做时，高老师进来了，但大家丝毫没有停下的想法。高老师只得要求大家停下手中的事，同学们虽然手停了下来，但心还是在做三明治上。不过高老师立刻抛出了“杀手锏”，她告诉大家只要讲完课后就可以做三明治，这让同学们顿时注意力集中。

一会，高老师的课讲完了，还余下10分钟的做三明治时间，于是大家立刻继续自己未完成的工作。

一时间，同学们放面包的方面包，涂蕃茄酱的涂番茄酱，场面十分壮观。大家做了一会后，场上的局势有发生转变了，许多已经做好了的同学已经开始吃了，他们一个个都像饿狼一样，狼吞虎咽，三明治被一口口的塞入他们的口中，场面十分“血腥”，不忍直视。虽然接下来是我们最喜欢的电脑课，但还是有很多人在课间吃三明治。

这真是一节有趣的英语课，我们既收获了知识，又享受了美食。

今天是我成为初中生后的第一节英语课。本来我就很不喜欢英语，很讨厌上英语课，加上英语成绩很差经常被老师数落，所以我也就越来越讨厌英语，感觉上英语课很枯燥，讨厌那些要我死记硬背的单词。那些英语单词我听起来如同昆虫的嗡嗡声一般，让人烦躁。老师还没有来时我的心里就非常紧张了。

就在这时，一位坐在窗户跟前给我们把风的同学突然喊了声“老师来了”。话音刚落，老师的脚就踏进了教室的门槛。在老师踏进教室门的那一瞬间，我们好像感觉到了一股杀气扑面而来。这时我偷眼看了一下窗外，天空好像也阴沉了下来。紧接着教师里马上变的鸦雀无声。我的心害怕极了，感觉站在我面前的不是老师而是凶神恶煞一般的恶魔。

教室里其他的同学也好像和我一样很害怕，这时只见老师用“恶狼”一样的眼神环视了一遍教室里的各个角落。然而，环视完之后老师却面带微笑地对我们说“大家好，我是你们的英语老师焦老师。”然后又像开玩笑似地说：“你们暑假歇了两个月了，脑子是不是生锈了？先让你们活动活动脑筋吧。”她的一句话说的我们班学生都很惊讶，同时，紧张的气氛也缓解了，大家都高兴地笑了起来。我也非常高兴，原来我们的老师不是凶神恶煞而是像朋友一样让我们感到亲切、感到轻松。

随后，老师就带领我们开始“活动头脑”做游戏，当然是和学习有关的游戏了。她在英语课上要我们说出不是三的倍数的数，要我们挨着都说，并且她还让我们每个学生说两个英文字母，就像接龙游戏一样让我们一个接一个的往后说，念到了后面，教室里只留下了一两个学生了，其他的都被淘汰了下来。不知不觉中，一节课过去了，而我们还没上课就下课了，意犹未尽。在这种快乐的学习环境下，我喜欢上了英语课，也学到了很多的知识。

这节课以后我们都非常的喜欢这位像朋友一样的英语老师。

上周我们上了一节英语课，课上的情景，至今我还历历在目。

那天，上课铃刚响过，老师却抱着一大堆饮料和小食品进来了。我心想：“上英语课带这些东西干嘛?这节英语课一定非常有趣吧?”

老师放好东西，终于告诉了我们这节课的内容。我一听，原来今天要开一次同桌对话会，如果对话进行得非常顺利，就可以得到一瓶自己喜欢的饮料或小食品。我得意地想：这我学习得挺认真，今天，我一定可以一饱口福了!为了不出错，我又赶紧翻开书看了一遍。可是，眼见同学们一个一个地把自己喜欢的饮料拿了回去，我心里不禁一阵着急：什么时候才能轮到我呀?要是饮料都被他们拿走了怎么办啊?我等啊，等啊!急得我抓耳挠腮，像热锅上的蚂蚁一样，心里不住地嘀咕：“看来我今天要从一饱口福一下子降到什么也吃不到了!”

就在我快要绝望的时候，老师那清脆的声音叫到了我。呀!终于轮到我啦!我高兴得真想跳起来。经过我和同桌刘丽泽一番流利的对话，老师表扬了我们，说我们单词掌握准确，句子正确，还给了我们一个特殊优待——多拿一个Cake(蛋糕)。这节课就在同学们的欢笑声中结束了。

这节课虽然已经过去一个星期了，但我现在才明白，这哪是老师让我们一饱口福呀，分明是老师用这种新颖的方法，来激发我们学习英语的兴趣啊!

一节有趣的新概念英语课

今天我上了一节有趣的新概念英语课。

我和覃淦、曾丽欣、李亮、常佩林首先开始了新概念课程的第一部分小组竞赛（以加分的形式），我们开始学第27课。学完以后，老师告诉我们，她要我们抢答几道题，我以5：3占了优势。

我们又开始了听写110课的百词赛。我一看，老师听写的词很简单，所以，听一个，就毫不犹豫地写一个。听写听了好多个词。终于，我忘了一个单词，这是最后一个单词。终于，听写结束了。

最有趣的是第二个环节大隆（英国人的中文名）的外教课。大隆老师首先问我们的名字（英文）。然后让我们分别问他一个问题，要用英文。他非常幽默。他又让他问我们问题了。他问我：Do you have money(你有钱吗？)我连忙说：No, No ,No 。（没有）曾丽欣说：我有。大隆老师说：给我。把我们都逗得哄堂大笑，这个老师真有趣。

接着我们玩了BINGO（宾狗）游戏。游戏规则是：老师在黑板上写很多单词，我们画表格，六个格子。抄六个黑板上的单词。然后老师报20个单词。要求六个格子全都对。我写了Policeman（警察）、Are(问怎样)、Ask（问）、When(什么时候)、book(书)、pencil(铅笔)，结果老师正好问了这些单词。我赢了！

最后，大隆老师给了我们每人一根棒棒糖。外教课结束了！

这是多么美妙的一天；这是多么有趣的外教课；这是多么令人难忘的老师。我喜欢外教课！

[关于一节有趣的新概念英语课日记

Making a trip to Beidaihe on May 18 was an experience which I will never

forget.

A arrived in Beidaihe at about 2 oclock,and immediately took a No.5 bus to

the sea area.The beautiful blue sea was so large that I couldnt see the other

side of it.After getting off the bus,I went straight to the shore.Taking off my

shoes,I put my feet into the water.The water was cool,and walking in the water

was such a great joy that I didnt want to stop.Then I collected shells.When it

got dark,I sat on the shore,watching the sea.The night scene was simply

marvelous!

Finally I had to go back.It was an unforgettable day in my life.

The summer holiday begins. I am very happy. Last week, I traveled to

Zhuhai. Its a small but beautiful city. The streets are clean and the buildings

are huge. The traffic of Zhuhai is good. There is almost no traffic jams

here,because the transportation system is good. Macau is on the opposite of

Zhuhai.We can even see the cars running in the streets of Macau. I hope I can

step into Macau to visti this magical city.

这是一节有趣的英语课，每一个同学都是在快乐的气氛中度过的。

第二节课是英语课，“叮铃铃，叮铃铃”上课的铃声响起来了，原本还是一个充满着欢声笑语的教室，立刻因为这个铃声而变得安静下来。过了几分钟老师来了，把一切都准备好了之后，老师拍了拍手，笑着对我们说：“同学们，今天我们先来做一个游戏好不好？”一听到游戏同学们便异口同声地说：“好！”说完后班上就议论开了，你一言我一语地说着，可大家都不知道到底是什么游戏。老师接着说：“同学们，今天我们做的是 ‘What’s missing?’这个游戏。下面同学们请看电脑，这个游戏是考验大家的记忆力，下面我会给大家放一批图片，请大家记住它们，然后我会从中拿走一张，这时请大家凭着记忆想出这少了的是哪个图，并用英语说出来。好，现在游戏开始。”紧接着电脑上出现了五幅图，分别是“购物中心﹑邮局﹑小学﹑中学﹑历史博物馆”。这时老师问：“同学们都记住了吗？”“恩，记住了。”“好。”然后电脑上只剩四幅图了。“谁知道现在少了哪一幅图啊？”说着老师还做出了一个举手的动作。老师话音未落，就有同学举手了。“好，就你说吧！”这位同学站起来说：“少了‘a shopping centre’这个词。”“恩，真不错，恭喜你答对了。”老师依旧笑着说……就这样一节课就在游戏的快乐气氛中结束了。

通过这节课，使我更加喜欢英语了，同时我更喜欢这样的游戏，因为游戏不仅好玩，而且使我对这些单词有了深刻的印象，还有助于我们记忆单词。我爱上了这节课；爱上了这个游戏；爱上了英语……

Today, as I have nothing to do, my father decides to take me to the gym. There are people playing all kinds of sports. I see my father play badminton and he teaches me how to play. It is so easy for me to learn, after a while, I can play with my father. I fall in love with this sport, I will play it on the weekend.

今天,当我无事可做的时候, 爸爸决定带我去健身房。人们在玩各种各样的运动。我看到我的父亲在打羽毛球,他教我怎么玩。这对我来说很容易学习,过了一会后,我可以和父亲一起打。我爱上了这项运动,我会在周末去玩。

I think nearly everyone likes traveling. Sometimes we will travel with our

friends or families, but sometimes we will travel alone. I believe different

ways for traveling will have different feelings. And I prefer travelling alone.

Travelling alone is more excited. Just imagine, you go to a beautiful place, but

you have never gone there before, so you have to deal all the things by

yourself. It is very adventure, right? In addition, travelling alone can avoid

many conflicts that will have when travelling in group. Last, watching the same

scenery by yourself or with many people will have different feelings. Therefore,

sometimes you can think about traveling alone. It is good.

今天我们上了一节十分有趣的英语课。

上课前，老师先画了一张表格，上面有着许多的单词。我们都好奇老师要做什么。她一边画一边解说游戏规则：如果我们回答问题对了就可以随便抽一个格子，然后由老师告诉我们格子里是加分还是减分。如果是加就给自己小组加分，如果是减就给自己小组减分。

游戏开始了，老师让我们做好准备。同学们个个聚精会神，手臂半抬着，就怕自己举手速度慢了。“strict！”话音一落，全班就齐刷刷地举起手来，可是陶来凤还是比其他人要快两秒。老师请她上台回答刚才词语的意思，并找出这个词语。下面同学故意说一个错误的答案，来误导陶来凤。但她仍然坚持着自己的想法，她答对了，台下一片掌声。该她抽格子了，只见她用左手蒙上双眼，右手停在黑板上，久久不愿意点下去，一分钟、两分钟……她还是不抽格子，老师开始数：“十、九、八……”就在最后两秒钟，她终于做出了选择。“加五十分！”老师大声宣布答案。陶来凤和她的小组成员高兴得跳了起来。

大家看到陶来凤组的分数就催着老师继续出题。这一次老师改变了游戏规则：每组选一名同学来参加“石头、剪刀、布”的游戏，谁赢了谁回答问题。我们组派我出战。我和对面组的选手需要再用“石头、剪刀、布”选出一位参赛。我心里暗暗地想：我一定要赢，为我们组加分。我出了剪刀，对面同学出了布，我赢了。我带着高兴又紧张的心情走向讲台，紧握的手心直冒汗。“kind！”老师刚读完，我立刻说出答案，而且准确无误。该我抽格子了，我闭上眼睛心里默默祈祷着：加一百分！加一百分！然后快速抽了最中间的格子。“加十分！”老师宣布道，我顿时像一只泄了气的篮球，“唉，怎么才加十分？”有种被打入冰窖的感觉。但转念一想，加十分总比扣十分好啊！这样一想心里舒畅了许多。我又开开心心地回到座位。小组之间的PK继续进行中……

时间过得很快，不知不觉下课铃声响了。这真是一节有趣的英语课，我不但在游戏中学会了英语单词，还在游戏中懂得了：要相信自己、遇到不顺心时要换一种方式看待事情。

今天的第二节课是英语课，我们班不时传出一阵阵笑声，为什么呢？我先买个关子。往下看你就知道了。

“滴滴……”离下课只有五分钟了。老师突发奇想，笑着对大家说：“大家来玩一个游戏，名字叫‘伦敦桥到了’，游戏规则就是两位同学把手撑起来，做成一座坚固的‘桥’，然后唱着《伦敦桥倒了》的英文歌曲，等歌曲唱完后，‘桥’就会倒塌，被压住的同学就要表演节目！”同学们听完游戏规则，都跃跃欲试，摩拳擦掌的。

这时，老师笑着说：“好了，现在我们选两位同学当桥。”“我”“我”……同学们争先恐后地把手举得高高的，我也不例外。最终，我和尚府荣幸地被选为‘桥’。我们两把手举得高高的，全班同学都排好队，“london,bridge.……”歌曲响起来了，同学们一个接一个地迅速从“桥”穿过去。突然，歌声戛然而止，我们的“桥”倒了，华南被“压”住了。“表演节目，表演节目！”同学们异口同声地喊着。华南没有办法，只好慢悠悠地走上讲台，不甘情愿地站在台上。这时，潇文自自告奋勇地要替华南将个笑话，华南听了，像抓到救命稻草似的，脸上顿时堆满笑容。

潇文走上讲台，讲了一个笑话。大家听了，都笑得前俯后仰，我差点笑倒在地上。“叮——”下课铃响了，一堂有趣的英语课就这样过去了。

[一堂有趣的英语课日记

My idol is Yao Ming, he is very tallI am 8 years old, One meter and 27 centimeters I dont feel like myself, because there are several students in our class, but my mother doesnt think so. He was looking forward to me for a long time, and there was a lot of jokes.

Camera 1, mom, why dont you grow taller? My mother tried to make good food for me every day, and the stewed bone soup was steamed, and the mother cooked the soup, and played my bowl of soup and said in the barn. The nutrition is rich, drink a little more quickly, say that the mother also has a small bowl to drink.I looked at my mother, and you said to your mother, "mom, you drank too. Why dont you grow taller?"? At the end of the day, the mother laughed and said, silly child, mother is in the adult and the bone soup does not work. Mom, for me to be tall, let me sign up for the basketball team, and today is my first day on the basketball team. Tired of my sweat to go back to the office, I dont want to sweat, I cant wait to ask, mom, mom, Ive finished the ball. Do you think Im tall? The teacher of the office laughed, and her mother laughed and said you were so xingji that he played basketball for one time. You will feel it when you see these.Some people want to eat the shell, yes, I did eat the shell, 1 chance, mother got a piece of information, and declared a lot of calcium-high food.There are rice soybeans, suddenly I see, the jidanqiao kelp can be the highest, each hundred Kerry contains 37796 milligrams, so much more eating egg shells must be very strange.So I decided to go to Changsha, I took out an egg to the bowl, and then wash the shell, and put it in my mouth. It seems that calcium high food is not necessarily delicious, well, it is taken. My idol is Yao Ming because he is very tall.

Once I was on the bus, the car was full of tall output, with a low head and a head on the roof.I thought, if I was too tall for Yang Ming, when I was on the bus, it was like a giraffe, so I said, mom, I just want to grow up to 1 m 8. If it is so high as Yao Ming, its not convenient to take a car, and mom says you can grow up to 1 meter 8, and Im satisfied.

[有趣的童年英语作文

Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.

And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair.

I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.

One Saturday afternoon,my mother came from someone else hold a puppy home,I jumped up and down,overjoyed!

Dog covered with black hair,only the chin of a small group of white hair.I first met the dog,two great big eyes wide open,really want to say "who do not get to me,or care of my paw." I try to approach it slowly,gently stroking it,give it feeding.Later the afternoon we passed a little bit of contact,the dog close to me to take the initiative.I gave it a name as is "Jing-jing."

Sunday morning,I and the dog becomes a pair of Jingjing inseparable friends,where he and I went where,I ran it and ran,but it was born two months,say the floor a bit slippery,it Running up and sometimes wrestling,watching wrestling and funny and it hurt.When I watch TV,it lying in my lap Mei Meis sleep on a sleep.Yes,as long as I wear cotton slippers,it will climb up the foot bed,when you take off cotton slippers,he would lay asleep on the shoes,really makes you laugh and cry!

At noon,I feel too hot to lie on the floor and play with Beijing Beijing,unwittingly actually fell asleep.Jing Jing was naughty climb up my feet from my body,and then tail it to my face,head and legs towards my bed,shaking from time to time tail,touched my face itch.I hurried up,Jingjing has turned a somersault,lay down on my lap,I giggle again.

Ill never forget my little dog and the good times

一个星期六中午,妈妈从别人家抱来了一只小狗,我又蹦又跳,高兴极了!

小狗浑身黑毛,只有下巴底下有一小撮白色的毛.小狗第一次见到我,两只眼睛睁的大大的,好想再说“谁也不要接近我,否则小心我的爪子.”我试着慢慢的接近它,轻轻的抚摸它,给它喂食.后来我们经过下午一点一滴的接触,小狗就主动接近我了.我还给它起了个名字叫“京京”.

星期天上午,我和小狗京京就成了一对形影不离的好朋友,我走到哪儿他跟到哪儿,我跑它就跑,不过它才出生两个月,再说地板也有点滑,它跑起来有时会摔跤,看着它摔跤又好笑又心疼.我看电视时,它就躺在我的腿上美美的睡上一大觉.对了,只要我穿着棉拖鞋,它就会爬到的脚上睡觉,当你脱掉棉拖鞋,他就会卧在鞋上睡大觉,真叫你哭笑不得!

中午,我觉得太热,就躺在了地板上和京京玩儿,不知不觉竟睡着了.京京却调皮的从我的脚上爬到我的身上,然后尾巴朝着我的脸,头朝着我的腿睡觉,尾巴不时的摇晃着,碰到了我的脸,痒痒的.我急忙起来,京京却翻了个跟头,躺在了我的腿上,我咯咯的笑了起来.

我永远忘不了小狗狗和我那段美好的时光······

今天上午，我们班上了一堂有趣的英语课。

人都到齐后，老师就开始上课了，她先教我们读单词，只见她吐词清晰，她读一句，我们就跟着读一句，然后再问我们问题，答对时老师就会面对笑容地说：“good或very good。”更有趣的是：她还用玩游戏的方式来教我们学习……

今天这一课道具要用蛋糕，老师先把题讲完，就利用剩下的一个半小时去订做蛋糕，还说：“买回来后就让大家一起分享。”听后，大家都兴奋不已，于是，我们就自觉地打扫卫生，有的扫地，有的洒水，还有的拖地……

大约一个小时以后，我们在二楼看见老师回来了，为了逗老师开心，那些顽皮的小家伙有的躲了起来，有的放起了音乐，还有的吹起泡泡来，老师一进门，呈现在她眼前的是一个“泡泡天地”，我们真的把老师逗笑了，老师把蛋糕放在了许多桌子的正中间，然后轻轻地把它打开了。我们欢呼着把蜡烛插在了蛋糕上并且点燃了，然后用英语唱起了生日快乐歌，当我们正准备吹蜡烛时，老师提醒我们要Make a wish!原来是许愿的意思啊!我在心底里许了个愿，希望以后能当上国家足球队队员。许愿后，我们就吹灭了蜡烛，开始吃蛋糕啦，我故意把奶油弄得额头上、鼻子上、脸上和下巴上到处都是，同班同学都用那流利的英语来描述着我的这张“小丑”的脸，然后，开心地笑了，我们完全变成了一群可爱的外国学生。

今天上午的这堂英语课我们既吃了蛋糕，又学到了英语，真是有趣极了!

Singing is an interesting thing.

Theres people who are great singers that dont have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but arent technically good singers (think Mariah Carey--her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices and are good technical singers--and these are the people that there is general agreement on.

You make a list of these people as "great singers" and you generally dont get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra. Thats a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldnt sing doesnt know anything about singing.

This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

中：今天早上，我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去，一不小心打了滑。四肢张开，好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了，它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎。笑死人了，简直是太滑稽了

“叮铃铃，叮铃铃 ，校园里传来动听的上课铃，同学们纷纷地跑进教室，有的在喝水，有的在做课前准备，还有的已经在班里读课文，我们班英语老师米思包慢慢地走进教室，米思包说：“今天上表演课。”大家都欢呼起来说：“太好了，上表演课了。”我们组表演G部分的唱歌跳舞，我们带好组长做的头饰来到讲台。

“Hello，we are group four，plese watch our show。” 大家拉着手围成猫的家，小猫就住在公园路。有两个人手搭手做成一棵树，小鸟儿就可以在树上唱歌。有一个人用手做波浪式，小鱼儿在小河里自由自在地游呀游。接着，有两个人做成树洞，小兔子就可以住在洞里了。我们一边表演一边唱着优美的英文歌，米思包看着我们精彩的表演，开心地笑了，她还选我们去二班表演呢！

英语课真有趣，它给我带来快乐和勇气。

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.