大学生英文演讲三分钟范文简单【精品20篇】

From a middle class family， I was born in Hsin Ying， Tainan on October 10 th， 1965. My father is a civil official at Tainan City Government. My mother is a house wife good at cooking. Although I am the only child of my parents， I am by no mans a spoiled one. On the contrary， I have been expected to be a successful man with advanced education. I study hard at school. Besides texts knowledge， journalism is my favorite; whenever reading， my heart is filled with great joy and interesting.

Being good is must; successful， however， is plus. Father adopts the idea of his father. Especially in military service， I realized it more precisely. People said: Military service makes a boy to man， I agree that.

I realized the importance of English and began to study diligently when I was eighteen. I did not start in my early age， but I hope that I could pass the test of General English Proficiency Test. And this is my best wish at the moment.

[大学生简单的英文自我介绍

My name is ________. I am from. ________. There are ________ people in my family. My father works in a computer company. He is a computer engineer. My mother works in a international trade company. She is also a busy woman. I have a older sister and a younger brother. My sister is a junior in National haiwan University. She majors in English. My brother is an elementary school student. He is 8 years old.

Because of my father， I love surfing the Internet very much. I play the on-line game for about 2 hours every day. I wish I could be a computer program designer in the future. And that is why I am applying for the electronics program in your school.

After completing my military service， I have been looking for a challenging goal for me to achieve. And I found that the Intermediate of General English Proficiency Test fits my new achievement properly.

I graduated from Taipei Commercial Junior College， majored in business administration. Instead of spending much time in playing， I devoted myself to my studies and paid attention to all meaningful things happened in daily life. By the way， I learned a lot from Mr. Wang， the professor of my business class. He is my good friend till now an often gives some appropriate suggestions toward my problem confusion.

My father is， in the same way， a good consultant to me. As he said: I am in poor education， little for you; to clarify， what he have given is far beyond his words， I do think so. I was born in a country of Ping Tung Country， farming is our career of generations. There are four people in my family， Mother is housewife and my brother is a student of an Agriculture College.

I am optimistic and active， and I am confident that I can pass the test. Thank you for your precious to read my autobiography.

My name is zhouyuanpei.I`m 12 years oid.II`m famly is 3 pepo .My father my mather and I.My father is very clever ,He is worker .My mother is very nice .She is teacher .I like eat banana and pear.I like swimming and palying Table tennis. You like me?

good morning, my name is jack, it is really a great honor to have thisopportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, andi hope i can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in thisprestigious university in september.

now i will introduce myself piefly,i am 21 years old,born in heilongjiangprovince ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing xxuni.my major is packaging engineering.and i will receive my bachelor degreeafter my graduation in june.in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time onstudy,i have passed cet4/6 with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge ofpackaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attendseveral packaging exhibition hold in beijing, this is our advantage study here,i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have adeeply understanding of domestic packaging industry. compared to developedcountries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinaryprogress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess,unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have fullconfidence in a pight future if only our economy can keep the growth pacestill.

i guess you maybe interested in the reason itch to law, and what is my planduring graduate study life, i would like to tell you that pursue law is one ofmy lifelong goal,i like my major packaging and i wont give up,if i can pursue mymaster degree here i will combine law with my former education. i will work hardin thesefields ,patent ,trademark, copyright, on the base of my years study indepartment of p&p, my character? i cannot describe it well, but i know i amoptimistic and confident. sometimes i prefer to stay alone, reading, listeningto music, but i am not lonely, i like to chat with my classmates, almost talkeverything ,my favorite pastime is valleyball,playing cards or surf online.through college life,i learn how to balance between study and entertainment. bythe way, i was a actor of our amazing drama club. i had a few glorious memory onstage. that is my pride.

Hi everyone, glad to introduce myself. I graduated from Xx junior high school, my name is xxx, comes from a beautiful city named xx. I like making friend with others, playing computer and reading. I am proud of studying with everyone in the same class for the coming years. I am sure our common dreams will come true from now on. Thanks.

尊敬的各位校领导、评委，老师们、同学们：

大家好！

我是xxx系xx班的学生，在这象征着青春活力、充满激情的五月，作为一名大学生，我有幸参加这次有关诚信话题的演讲，我演讲的题目是：

诚信，一次心灵的握手

握手，虽然只是一个简单的动作，可却流露出人与人相见时的礼仪。然而，在和谐社会里，人与人互相共处还需要另一种更为高贵的礼仪，那就是——诚信。

诚信，自古以来就是中国乃至整个人类所公认的一种美德。如果提起诚信，也许每个人都会说很容易，不说谎话、办实事，仅此而已。可是在经济社会高速发展、人与人竞争日趋激烈的今天，在关键关头，又有几个人能坚守住诚信呢？虽然，诚信二字是很简单，但要做到就需要我们用心去实现了。

同学们，如果我们认真追忆曾经自己走过的每一步，相信一定会找出许多诚信的影子。小时候，家里的长辈经常会告诉我们“做人要诚实、要守信用”。上学了，我们通过课本学到了鲁迅先生所说的“诚信是为人之本”。今天，我们走进了大学校门，跨入了更高层次的文明礼堂，我们站在这里赞美诚信、歌颂诚信，是因为它已经不紧紧只是停留在言语和书本之上那么简单。诚信，对于我们这些站在时代浪尖、即将接受社会洗礼的大学生更具有实际意义。

我国的一所大学关于诚信做过一次详细的问卷调查。其中有一小部分同学在思想上出现了偏颇，他们认为诚信是“理想主义”，并不现实。其实，出现这种问题不足为怪，如果是经常关注新闻媒体，浏览互联网页的同学可能会观察到，去年我们经常会看到关于“殇”类题材的报道。例如，“球殇”、“牛奶殇”、“论文殇”，后期还出现了“情殇”、“国殇”。是啊，为了金钱和利益，一些缺失诚信的人踢假球、卖有毒奶粉、抄袭学术论文，甚至有时还能看到一些大学生为了自己拖影而出、谋得一份好工作，不自觉地夸大简历、伪造获奖证明，做一些投机取巧的事情。种种恶劣的行为确实让国人为之伤心、让我们这些大学生为之震惊。但这毕竟只是伤心，只是震撼，在现实生活中，在我们生活的校园里，诚信这一真实不欺的美德，像一颗长青树依然扎根在你我心灵的深处。我们不会忘记，曾经接受过国家助学贷款、现已经走出校门的师兄、师姐，虽然刚参加工作工资相对微薄，但他们却时刻提醒自我要省吃俭用、尽早还上贷款，好让更多因为家境贫困的学子圆大学梦；我们不会忘记，曾经走出校外实习的学子们，虽然他们相对单位其他员工缺乏干练，但真诚的话语，守信的言行，依然得到了用人单位对他们的赞誉，对我校的褒奖；我们不会忘记，这些在校大学生，也就是我们自己，一度肩并着肩、手拉着手，一起学习、一起成长，甚至会联想到在运动会接力赛场上，我们都会把自己的一棒交给队友，并为他高呼加油时的目光。是诚信让我们守住了诺言、是诚信让我们收到了赞誉、是诚信让我们彼此走的更近、更近。

精诚所至，金石为开。我和在座的很多同学一样，憧憬着自己在学校期间能够得到老师、同学们的信任；憧憬着自己走出校园后，将来能够成为一名公司白领、甚至是企业家，圆了自己为国家的经济腾飞贡献力量的梦想。相信，大家也都看过央视曾经热播的电视剧《乔家大院》，剧中的乔致庸是真实活跃在我国清朝末年的山西晋商。当乔致庸年迈时，总结自己成功的秘诀，只是简单概述为“不缺斤短两，不以次充好，做生意对得起自己的良心，要诚实守信”。对，无论是我们今天在学校立志读书，还是将来走进社会建功立业，诚信这块儿金字招牌应该永远作为瑰宝、从我们的手中继续让它传承下去，让它永不退色。

身为一名当代大学生，一名泱泱大国的学子，我们从小就懂得“坐着读书、站着做人”的道理。现在，我们在学校除了掌握知识之外，还要在学习和生活中注重培养自己的品德，铸就人格。诚信为人，必能取信于人，立信于人，收获的一定是朋友；诚信做事，必能韧如江流，动如海啸，赢得的一定是信赖和尊重；诚信对待生活，才能挫之不馁，安之不燥，使我们未来能够一步步走向成功。

同学们，诚信是驿站，给劳顿的步履以歇息；诚信是力量，给疲惫的身心以补给；诚信更是我们做人处世之根，安身立命之本，给我们生命以支撑。让我们敞开心扉，为社会、为你我、为身边的人打开一扇窗户，用充满诚信的心灵，握手！

Although I’m still a freshman in this new semester, I’ve learned a lot from the past few months. I chose English as my major because I extremely love this subject so that I will continuously devote myself into it. Maybe I’ve got not bad gradeslast term and it indeed inspired me to get more progress in the future. But what I know is that it’s still a long way to achieve my ultimate goal and I need to make great efforts. My dream is to be a translator, especially a simultaneous interpreter, but I knew it’s not easy to realize due to my limited knowledge now. So I need to work step by step.

Now it comes to my recent goals. Firstly, to be honest, I’m not good at oral English and English listening, I have to take a great deal of practice. What I plan is listening to the MP3 in order to imitate the foreigners’ accent and speak more in English. At the same time, I will do a lot of News dictation and English listening and comprehension to improve my skills. Secondly, to prepare the CET4 and the 2014National English Contest for College Students, I intend to memorize all the words in my vocabulary book within two or three months and finish my exercise books. Thirdly, I want to maintain my academic of my specialized course or do more better than ever before by working harder. Finishing my assignments and notes is what I need to insist on every day.

Just like the old saying goes, “Nothing is impossible to a willing heart”. I have a strong belief that I can realize my dream as long as I persist in it and study hard with plenty of time and patience.

it is true that most of us value honesty highly. however, nowadays we often confront  confidence crisis such as cheating, overcharging, fake commodities and so on. i think that we  should be honest because being honest is not only beneficial to ourselves but also to others  and the whole society. the reasons can be listed as follows.firstly, only honest people can  be truly respected by the others and can make more friends over a long period of time.

secondly, honesty, which is the traditional virtue of the chinese people, can make our life  easier and more harmonious. thirdly, honesty can make our society more stable. a case in  point is that singapore, a society featuring trustworthiness and integrity, has a  comparatively low criminal rate.

responsbility can be understood in many ways. for the parents , they have had the  responsibility for caring for and fostering their children since the birth of their baby.for  teachers,both in kindergartens and colleges,they also should be responsible for the study and  life of their students,that is to say,teahers are the second parents of children somewhile.

for us,as a friend of others,it is our responsibility to help our friends when they are in  trouble or faced with difficulties. each one has the different responsibily based on their  roles but we must take it for granted that we are responsible for the society.

[诚信简单英文作文

I’m glad to have this opportunity to introduce myself. My name is Jia ying.I come from a small village in Beijing Province, where live my happy families. I love them.

I’m open minded, easy-going, warm hearted with a sunshine smile. I have superb and god features such as honesty and sweet temper. Also, I much enjoy making friends from all walks of life. In my opinion, friendship is one of the most important in my life.

I have lots of hobbies. I often spend my spare time on reading books, especially those about history. Besides, traveling is my favorite hobby. In my mind, traveling is not only relaxed, but experienced.Traveling lets me learn a lot ,which is not existed in textbooks.

Frequently I exchange my views with other people ,which bring me lots of fresh ideas.During my past two years in college ,I took part in different kinds of activities and got some harvests. I think I’m a cautious person with the sense of responsibility . I feel that my strongest asset is my ability to stick to things to get them done. And I have still a dream, which is to be a interpreter. I will make efforts to achieve my goal.

[大学生的英文自我介绍

我叫唐晶晶，是一名即将毕业学生，就读**职业技术学院，电子工程系微电子专业。大学的三年来，老师的教诲，同学的友谊以及各方面的陶冶，使我懂得了很多道理，学到了很多知识，作为初学者，我具备精彩的进修手段而且乐于进修，敢于创新，不绝追求卓越;作为参加者，我具备厚道可信的风致，富有团队相助精力;作为率领者，我具备干事老到、坚决的气魄沤背同精采的雷同和人际协调手段。有很强的忍耐力，意志力和受苦刻苦的品格，对工作当真认真，起劲进取，本性乐观执着，敢于面临坚苦与挑衅。

为了更好地顺应社会地必要，我在把握勤学校课程地条件下，充实操作课余时刻，阅读了大量地课外读物，拓宽了本身地常识面。

通过专业课程的进修，我现已具有较强的计较机操纵手段和专业软件的行使。能干office、wps软件，纯熟行使quartusii、max+plusii、altiumdesigner6、altiumdxp2004、protel99se软件，能干veriloghdl、vhdl、c语言。计较机硬件方面，我认识其构成道理，可以或许纯熟地举办计较机地组装，独立解除计较机地各类妨碍。

作为一名应届毕业生，我深知大学的学习生活只是奠基的了走向社会地基本，在将来我将面临着及大的挑衅。但我会以气力和热诚地心面临这些挑衅，从中汲取履历，富厚自我，从而更好地实现人生代价。

[大学生简单的自我介绍

我是xx学校xx专业xx年级学生，大学生自我介绍。毕业将至，又一个新开始即将来到，等待着我继续努力奋斗、迎接挑战。时光飞梭，将带着童年的梦想、青年的理想离开学校，走上工作岗位。大学四年是我思想、知识结构及心理、生长成熟的四年。惠于理工大学的浓厚学习、创新氛围，熔融其中四年使我成为一名复合型人才。

在校的主要任务是学习，所以我掌握了较强的专业知识，并把理论知识运用到实践中去，期末总评成绩名列年级前茅，获得优秀学生奖学金二等、三等各两次,荣获校级三好学生称号。我所学专业是计算机，对电脑有着近乎狂热的喜爱，在熟练掌握各种基本软件的使用及硬件维护过程中，有独特的经验总结。顺利通过国家社会和劳动保障部高新技术办公软件应用模块资格高级操作员考试。在个人爱好的带引下，入校我便参加了校书画协会，由干事到副会长，这是对我的付出与努力的肯定，自我介绍《大学生自我介绍》。我们根据理工校人文气氛不浓的状况，组织开展一系列活动丰富校园生活，被评选为重邮优秀学生社团。所组织的跨校联谊活动，达到预期目的，受到师生首肯，个人被评为重邮西政两校现场书画大赛优秀领队。静如处子，动如脱兔，181cm的身高和出众的球技，使我登上球场后，成为系篮球队主力小前锋，与队友一起挥汗，品味胜利。文武兼备，则是我大学生活的一重要感悟。此外，在担任班团支书和辅导员助理期间积极，为同学服务，表现出色，贡献卓越荣，获校级优秀学生干部称号。

大学三年级，我以优异的成绩与表现，光荣地加入了中国共产党。加入这个先进的团体，是我人生的一次升华。在保先教育中，我更是严格要求自己，带领身边同学，一起进步。曾获精神文明先进个人称号。在参加义务献血后，让我更加懂得珍惜生命，热爱生活。假期中，我根据专业特长，在电脑公司参加社会实践，这对我的经验积累起到了极其重要的作用。考取了机动车驾驶执照（C型）。对即将步入社会的我，充满了信心。

“长风破浪会有时，直挂云帆济沧海”，怀着饱满的热情、坚韧的性格、勤奋的态度，等待着我的是机遇与挑战！抓住这个机会，为单位尽自己绵薄之力。

I am Sravani, I am from Secunderabad. My hobbies are listening to music most of the time and playing badminton, indoor games such as caroms , chess etc.

My strengths are, I am optimistic in nature, and my parents. Coming to my family background we are four of us: me, my father, mother and a younger brother. My father is SCR employee, mom house wife and brother is perceiving his B.Pharm 3rd year. Moving on to my educational background: I have done my schooling from Keyes high school in the year 2002, I finished bipc from srichaitanya in the year 2004, i have completed B.Sc. Nursing from Yashoda institutions under NTR university in the year

[大学生英文的自我介绍

I think that since the admission, the school has to comply with the rules and regulations, has a good ideological and moral quality, outstanding performance. Have a strong collective sense of honor and sense of responsibility, adhere to the principle of practical work for things.

I thought the correct Chikunailao can have lofty ideals and great goals, the importance of personal moral cultivation, the adoption of a healthy life style, helpful, concerned about national affairs.

In school, I have been studying hard and assiduously, through systematic study and master a solid foundation of knowledge. As a good learning style and a clear learning targets, had received "outstanding member", "Miyoshi students" and other honors, has teachers and students of the affirmative, the study set a good example. After school hours, I actively participated in physical training, enhance physical fitness, loves labor and actively participate in the schools cultural and sports activities, to participate in social practice, inherit and carry forward the spirit of arduous struggle, also participated in the schools literature and calligraphy Association , Eiching the after-school life, in all its aspects have been improved accordingly.

"Bao Jianfeng from Grounding out, plum blossom-to the bitter cold," I firmly believe that through continuous learning and efforts to become a ideals, morality, culture, and discipline of students, with outstanding achievements meet the challenge, for the community I am a lifetime contribution to the construction of the power

Suddenly look back, that we have already grew up, when the word, 18 has often hung in the mouth. Once upon a time, that is so sacred 18 years old, only know when we grow up, can fly. But now, when I really must face it, when suddenly feel a vague unprepared. I worry about whether oneself can fully understand 18 this ordinary digital contain rich connotations, but I understand, 18 means responsibility. Maybe growth itself is a kind of responsibility!

High school years, we spent six years before the flowering, 17 in the rainy season. Once in the confusion, and in quiet sighed for yourself in confusion and calm, we grow up. Hence, began to use my own brain to think about everything around, perhaps this is shallow, but we should not blindly follow a group of pride, to the child with reason and mature farewell once young ignorant.

18 is an end, is a start. At this moment, and lost, in pursuit of the conversion between, we feel happy, also experiencing pain. Almost all of the pain comes from the dream. When we tasted suffering to realize your dream, finally, it joy appreciate that: pain, often breeds happy seeds. This is not an easy growth, pain and sufferings, is not bad, we know that, when reality cannot change, we shall timely change, but we have always loved with real bargain, because we love the world, the happiness and warmth and love and pain of the world. In the process of growing up, we learned that you, for we cannot untie those small knot, we learned to smile, to appreciate beauty of it. Because we know that just graciously turned, can find new and beautiful scenery.

Growth is a pain, but I dont want to let it leave scar. Growth is a metamorphosis, experienced hardships to break cocoon.

In the growth of the road is often lonely, to learn in no ones time to give ourselves. Dont worry, fear brave, frankly, facing the growth of everything for yourself in the faith, encouragement, give yourself to yourself. In the growth of the journey, we need is calm, quiet, bravely facing.

Standing on the threshold of the adult, the eyes of the young people are still may face. Young, bright eyes, revealed a cynical smile, lonely lurk gentle sadness. Maybe this is sad to grow, rejoice, frustrated with relief, noise with halcyon.

Once the bitter memories of the day, in the picture, has a fragrance. Whenever night with lightsome pace shanshan, the flourishing and noisy, and gradually disappeared in the quiet night, I often into the boundless memory. In memory, the promise of desire and beautiful promises that grasping the persistence and unremitting efforts, the blade into my happiness, elaborate collect.

Yes, the pain and growth record, grow under the engraved along the footprint, step by step, we become mature and future.

[大学生独立的英文作文

nowadays in china, many students are the only child in their family. they are the apple of their parents eyes or even their granparents, so they are free of any house work or menial labor. and moral education is no more than some bookish thing. studentsare largely dependent on their parents and teachers.

to educate them to be independent, the most effective way is to let them experience on their own. therefore,they are better to be given the opportunity to get some train at school-to clean the washing room,which can be regarded as part of the moral education.

Distinguished leadership:

Hello, Im very glad to come to your company for an interview, I cant wait to want to sell you myself! My name is * * *, in June this year will be graduated from * * * * * university.

This four years, I always believe that good good study, take an active part in activities to eich their lives, a former minister of school students * *, the class learning committee member, and has won the school outstanding director-general.

As a graduating college students, my social experience is insufficient, but at the same time I also is a piece of blank paper. I am committed to the professional work, because this is my hobby, I study hard on professional course, explore problems is often a bubble in the library all day long, though not very rich practical experience, but I hope his future job that I can give full play to my thoughts. On learning work, attitude to life, I adhere to the calm attitude, the principle of honest effort, I have a strong dedication and sense of responsibility, can make I can face any difficulties and challenges.

Please believe positive I, perhaps Im not the best, but I definitely is a member of the efforts to run. I believe that running can shine!

开场：Ok, I am very glad to have such a wonderful chance to apply for the post of English teacher in your company. Now I am going to get straight to the topic.

基本信息：My name is?I am from?and graduate in this past July.

素质：

学习能力：

After nearly 4 years hard study. I have mastered the basic knowledge and skills about English language and I could proficiently use it.

社团活动：

Besides, I am also very passionate in taking part in all kind of activities on and out of campus. activity, I served as a primary English teacher in a English training institution for one year in the second year of the university.

交际沟通能力

Except what I mentioned on my resume, here I’d like to emphasize that I have extraordinary interpersonal communication skills . On the campus I could get along well with my classmates and roommate,

个性：

My greatest characteristic is enthusiastic, easy-going ,kind-hearted I am also a hard working and patient girl. I have great passion to care about the young .

Base on the above qualities, I have the confidence to do this job.

Internet Change Collage life

When it comes to internet age, many thing goanna be changed, such as the ways to knowing news, the way to community, the way to shopping and so on, at the same time, it also changed every aspect of students’ college life.

Now, our college students have many ways to study except listen the teacher said, we can scan the knowledge on web, we can download the electronic edition of the textbook, if necessary, we even can listen other college’s teacher’s class on the internet. All of these depend on the development of internet; it makes our study in college more efficient, more interesting, and quick.

The internet brought us so many benefits, does it mans it haven’t any disadvantageExactly not, it is so obvious that so many college students have damage for it. There is a example, a seiner high school student was eolled by Tsinghua University in a high scores but after 1year he was dropped out by the university, whyThe reason is sample, after he stepped into college he began high on or suspected to addicted to web game, he started to be truant, violate the college rules, finally, he failed many courses, and the university didn’t forgive him anymore. There are lots of other stories like this one, because of internet, college students had to give up their college life. What makes these unhappy things happenedIn my opinion, the main reason is that under the Chinese education system, every student is strictly surprised by their parent’s, the teachers and school before college entrance examination, they have little freedom. After they go to the college, the parents left them alone, the teachers started to give them enough belief, so they can do everything they want include surfing the internet without control

Even so we still .shouldn’t give up our right study life, we shouldn’t forget the reason we spend extra 4 years in college: we need more useful knowledge, so that we can have a good job, a good future.

Internet is a rapier, it can help you gain more ,it also can make you lose more, it leys on what will you choose.

小编整理了一些简单的英文哲理故事，请看看！

【1】

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich mans house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

【译文】

一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。

他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”

他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

【2】

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

【译文】

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。

【3】

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

【译文】

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".

【4】

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"Youre a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

【译文】

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

昨天给你的钱干什么了?我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。你真是个好孩子妈妈骄傲地说。再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?她是个卖糖果的。

【5】

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " theres only ONE policeman!"

【译文】

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思?唔，孩子，父亲回答说，你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。可是，爸爸，孩子说，那儿只有一个警察呀!