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送老师的幽默搞笑贺词汇集 作文英语【精彩20篇】

当你失败时,笑一笑,一切事物将会重新开始,那时微笑提醒你:重新开始,那是一次机会,你需要好好把握。下面是小编收集的送老师的幽默搞笑贺词汇集 作文英语,欢迎大家参考。

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篇1:幽默的英语老师

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陆昊然

“哈哈哈!”经常能听见笑声从教室传出,这肯定就是我们幽默英语老师在上课。

她长得不高不矮,面容清秀,樱桃小嘴,长发披肩,还有双会说话的眼睛,经常逗的我们哈哈大笑。

她才三十几岁,却有着丰富的知识,还会用一些英语说笑话,下课时她会带我们做游戏,给我们东西吃,因此我用英语给她取了个外号叫,“howlong”。

虽然平时龙老师这么幽默,但是一上课就像变了一个人似的,非常严肃,只要是她讲过的题,我们一而再,再而三的错,她就会大发雷霆,但是她一看我们的表情又会哈哈大笑。比如有一次一张试卷上的题要改否定句,一般疑问和特殊疑问句,我们班有13个人没做出来,一开始她发怒了,用马克笔和戒尺重重的敲在白板上,后来我们都会了她就笑了。

这就是我们的龙老师,我会永远记住她。

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篇2:最幽默的老师生日贺词

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老师,您是美的耕耘者,美的播种者。是您用美的阳光普照,用美的露水滋润,我们的心田才绿草如茵,繁花似锦!小编整理的老师生日贺词,供参考!

1、老师今天是您的生日,学生祝您永远年轻漂亮!

2、老师今天是您的生日,学生祝您身体健康,万事如意!

3、嘉宾旨酒,笑指青山来献寿。百岁平安,人共梅花老岁寒。

4、恩师永铭记,师恩久难弃。祝天下老师快乐开心!生日快乐!幸福永远!

5、亲爱的老师,请谱南山筵开西序,樽倾北海彩绚东阶。祝愿您生日快乐啊。

6、如月之恒,如日之升,如南山之寿,不骞不崩。如松柏之茂,无不尔或承。

7、在您的身上,我懂得了人生的意义,看到了真正的生命之光……祝您生日快乐!

8、老师,今天是你生日,您在睡懒觉吗?我们乖,不打电话吵醒您,您多睡一会儿吧!

9、一直以来有句话想对你说,但苦于没有机会,今天我终于鼓起勇气…老师生日快乐!

10、今天是个美丽的日子,这个世界,因此而多了一抹诱人的色彩!衷心祝福您生日快乐!

11、在这个值得庆贺的日子里,我虽无鲜花与美酒献礼,但心中有歌,谨祝老师一生快乐。

12、教师是火种,点燃了学生的心灵之火;教师是石级,承受着学生一步步踏实地向上攀登。

13、您用心血育得百花盛开,您用努力为教学事业增光添彩,生日来临之际,谨祝快乐幸福!

14、现在生日不送礼,写句祝福送给你,假设你嫌礼不敷,再把我也往上凑。祝你生日快乐!

15、当我们采摘丰收果实的时候,您留给自己的是粉笔灰染白的两鬓白发。向您致敬,敬爱的老师!

16、老师您是经霜的枫树,历史悲欢志更红,愈显得襟怀坦荡,衷心祝愿您健康长寿。我敬爱的老师。

17、人生旅程上您为我点燃希望的光芒丰富我的心灵,增添我的智慧谢谢您!老师愿您永远健康幸福!

18、世上如有诤友老师,那就是像你对我那样关怀的老师。给老师最好的生日祝福语。祝您生日快乐!

19、我们搜寻那些美丽耐人的回忆,也默默遥远地祝福您生日快乐,永远健康幸福-献给敬爱的老师。

20、亲爱的老师,阳光普照,园丁心坎春意暖,雨露滋润,桃李枝头蓓蕾红,祝您寿诞快乐,春辉永绽。

21、日月轮转永不断,情若真挚长相伴,不论你身在天涯海角,我将永远记住这一天。祝老师生日快乐!

22、因为你的诞生,使这一天别具意义,也显得分外美丽!只是一个小小的问候,却是一个浓浓的真意!

23、老师的生日到来之际,作为学生的我们一定要送上老师生日祝福语啊,愿老师身体健康,快乐每一天。

24、亲爱的老师,您的生日到了,介寿值良辰春满蓬壶延晷景,引年征盛典筹添海屋祝长龄。

25、往日,您在我的心田播下了知识的种子,今天,才有我在科研中结出的硕果――老师,这是您的丰收!

26、在这特殊的节日里,我们想对您说:老师,您辛苦了,祝老师能以乐对人生,以笑对考验!生日快乐!

27、导师生日快乐,谢谢您,您启迪了我的智慧之心,教会了我做人的道理,借短信传情送上这声衷心的祝福。

28、难忘是你我纯洁的友情!可贵是永远不变的真情!高兴是能认识你!献上我最爱的康乃馨,祝你生日快乐。

29、这个日子,因您的生日而美丽动人;我们的心情,为您的生日而欢喜跃动。衷心祝福您生日快乐万事如意!

30、我托空气为邮差,把我深深的思念装订成包裹,印上真心为邮戳,度恒温快递,收件人是你,祝你生日快乐!

31、携着春的祝福,裹着情的温馨,我们把一份开心一份欣喜送给特别日子里特别的您:祝生日快乐,健康幸福!

32、愿我心是一朵鲜花,盛开在你天空下,为老师的生日增添一点温馨的情调,为你的快乐增添一片美丽的光华!

33、春雨,染绿了世界,而自己却无声地消失在泥土之中。老师,您就是滋润我们心田的春雨,我们将永远感谢您。

34、老师您知道吗,您在讲台上的形象好伟大,好迷人,希望您永远青春永驻,光芒四射,桃李满天下!生日快乐!

35、您像一支蜡烛,虽然细弱,但有一分热,发一分光,照亮了别人,耗尽了自己。这无私的奉献,令人永志不忘。

36、秋风落叶轻拂过宛如当年您敦厚的手慈祥的话给我最温柔的抚慰最诚挚的教化,祝福您亲爱的老师,生日快乐!

37、特别的爱,给特别的你,愿我的祝福像阳光那样缠绕着你,真诚的祝愿健康和快乐永远伴随你,老师生日快乐!

38、在今天这个特别的日子里,我们把最真的祝福送给您,虽然只是一缕春风,带给您的却是整个春天。生日快乐!

39、老师,您知道吗,您在讲台上的形象好伟大,好迷人,希望您永远青春永驻,光芒四射,桃李满天下!生日快乐!

40、老师我已不再顽皮,已在自己的事业中茁壮发展。那清脆下课铃声都已成为往事,唯一没变的是学生对您的思念。

41、愿祝福萦绕着您,在您缤纷的人生之旅,在您永远与春天接壤的梦幻里。祝您:心想事成!幸福快乐!生日快乐!

42、荧荧的背景灯照耀你的脸颊,虽然微弱,却可以延伸很远,看完这条消息,许个心愿,让满天的星都为老师你祝福。

43、敬爱的老师,谢谢您以辛勤的汗水滋润我们的心田,并抚育我们茁壮成长。愿您所有的日子都充满着幸福欢乐与温馨!

44、老师—感念的季节,风吹过我的眼眸,雨落在心中,几番幕起又幕落,忍不住又忆起童年往事,默默祝福您,生日快乐!

45、你是平凡的,你是特别的,只愿平凡与特别伴随于你!平凡特别=幸福,快乐!你好!我真是一言难尽。祝老师生日快乐!

46、一笑烦恼跑,二笑怒憎消,三笑憾事了,四笑病魔逃,五笑永不老,六笑乐逍遥,时常开笑口,寿比彭祖高祝生日快乐啊。

47、老师,在你的生日来临之际,祝你所有的希望都能如愿,所有的梦想都能实现,所有的等候都能出现,所有的付出都能兑现。

48、当你看到这条短信的时候,哈哈!你已经老了一岁啦!如果你想永葆青春的话,请大声念出下面的字:今天我生日,我好快乐!

49、您像一支红烛,为后辈献出了所有的热和光!您的品格和精神,可以用两个字就是——燃烧!不停的燃烧!老师祝您生日快乐!

50、时逢老师生日之际,学生借手机短信息表达最真诚的祝福:愿老师永远青春永驻,魅力四射,考试的时候睁一只眼闭一只眼……

51、忘不了您和风细雨般的话语,荡涤了我心灵上的尘泥;忘不了您浩荡东风般的叮咛,鼓起我前进的勇气。老师,我终生感激您!

52、您讲的课,是那样丰富多采,每一个章节都仿佛在我面前打开了一扇窗户,让我看到了一个斑斓的新世界……老师祝您生日快乐!

53、清晨,愿我的祝福,如一抹灿烂的阳光,在您的眼里流淌;夜晚,愿我的祝福,是一缕皎洁的月光,在您的心里荡漾!生日快乐!

54、一个平凡的日子因你而不平凡,一个普通的时刻因你而不普通,今天的世界因你更精彩,今夜的星空因你更灿烂。恭祝生辰快乐!

55、有一道彩虹不出现在雨后,也不出现在天空,它常出现在我心中,鞭策着我堂堂正正地做人——老师,生日快乐,我终生感激您!

56、曾经有一份真诚的关怀放在我的面前,可是我却没有好好的珍惜,如果上天能再给我一次机会,我会对您说五个字:老师生日好!

57、两片绿叶,饱含着它同根生的情谊;一句贺词,浓缩了我们对您的祝福。愿快乐拥抱您,在这属于您的特别的一天,老师生日快乐!

58、我希望能和你相依为命,互相依靠的生活着,但今天你可以撒娇,可以任性,可以向我提任何要求,只要我做得到,祝你生日快乐。

59、每一天,每一时,每一秒,你不慕虚荣,把心儿操。这一天,这一时,这一秒,我充满感恩,送祝福到。老师生日祝福您,您辛苦了!

60、您是园丁我做草,我想让你来修剪;您是优秀工程师,我就甘愿做桥梁。老师,在这个属于你的日子里,祝您:生日快乐,健康永远!

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篇3:送老师的幽默搞笑贺词汇集

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中秋节即将来临了,这么一个花好月圆的日子,送上美好的祝福给你的亲朋好友吧。下面是相关的贺词精选,快来看看吧。

1.老师,您好!不是因为您老才叫您老师,而是跨古越今人们一直都认定“姜还是老的辣”。

2.老师,我愿做您的影子!让我的一生有光,有热!

3.老师有什么要我们帮您办的事情吗?有的话快说吧,千万别客气哟,其实这对我们来说是一种安慰呢,真的!

4.不说不表示不惦念,不见不表示不牵挂,不是吗? 不计辛勤一砚寒,桃熟流丹,李熟枝残,种花容易树人难。诗满人间,画满人间,英才济济笑开颜。

5.长大了,我就成了你。我会把你作为我工作路上的航灯。在我们共同的节日来临之即,祝你们步步高!!长大后我就成了您,才真正体会到您严厉后的真情,感谢您,我的好老师!

6.一支粉笔两袖清风,三尺讲台四季晴雨,加上五脏六腑,七嘴八舌九思十分用心,滴滴汗水诚滋桃李芳天下。

7.老师:想请您吃饭却没有钞票;想送您礼物却还没买到;想说我爱您却怕师母生气……那就让今天快点过去吧!

8.我说老师啊,您说我们考上大学的时候就是您找女朋友的时候,可现在呢,还是光棍一条,好汉一个,不要耽误自己的终身大事呦。

9.我歌颂粉笔。它给予我学问,勾勒我的灵魂,指点我的前程,那美丽的粉笔不正是您的化身吗?谢谢您,老师!

10.是谁给了我们文明语言?是谁教会了我们人生的哲学?是谁教会我们怎样做人?是您!辛勤的园丁!祝您节日快乐!

11.曾经有一份真诚的关怀放在我的面前,可是我没有珍惜,如果上天能够再给我一次机会,我会对您说:老师,谢谢您!

12.假如我是诗人,我将以满腔的热情写下万千诗篇,赞美我亲爱的老师。我是一个诗人吗?不是,所以只能借这条短信表达我的祝福:节日快乐!

13.老师,您知道吗,您在讲台上的形象好伟大,好迷人,希望您永远青春永驻,光芒四射,桃李满天下!

14.初涉知识海洋的我,差点儿“窒息”,是您--老师,默默地给我补充知识的“氧气”,无私但无价。成功源自您的栽培,优秀出自您的耕耘。为今天喝彩的同时,我们永远铭记您当初的教诲和箴言!

15.老师在学校时您管得那么严,所以我对您只能投之以逃。毕业了,您再也不会管我了,所以我对您要报之以礼。

16.丹心一片只为孩童,霜染两鬓遥望未来,讲台三尺显尽世界博大,师恩似父无以报答,真诚道一声:谢谢您!亲爱的老师,祝您节日快乐!

17.老师―感念的季节风吹过我的眼眸雨落在心中几番幕起又幕落忍不住又忆起童年往事悄悄问候您。

18.不是每一位老师都能修理歪瓜劣枣,您做到了,不是每一位老师都能让弟子难忘到老,您做到了,亲爱的老师,您的调过皮的学生祝您身体健康,节日快乐!

19.教师节,汇报老师一份成绩:心情好,身体好,家庭好,成就好,好运不断;无烦恼,第一范文网虑,无挫折,无疾病,无争纷,幸福第一范文网。与您分享,祝您美好。

20.亲情是血浓于水;友情是彼此安慰;爱情是相依相偎;师生情如同亲朋,关爱教诲;教师节到了,虽不能探望老师,但挂念之心常在。愿您生活美满,身体康泰。

21.老师老是太老实,职业过于朴实,教书过于踏实,做事过于厚实,为人过于真实,付出过于诚实,教出了我们充实城市,愿天下最贡献的老师们,教师节快乐。

22.您多像那默默无闻的树根,使小树茁壮成长,又使树枝上挂满丰硕的果实,却并不要求任何报酬。

23.老师,是神圣而光荣的职业,您让我成为自信且不怕挫折的人,你让我明白,学习并不是一种负担,而是一种快乐和责任,教师节到了,祝您健康快乐幸福!

24.我说老师啊,您说我们考上大学的时候就是您找女朋友的时候,可现在呢,还是光棍一条,好汉一个,不要耽误自己的终身大事呦。

25.今年过节不俗套,借助科技送贺词;祝老师再青春年,贺老师桃李满人间,希望老师有空到学生家里转一转。

26.我歌颂粉笔。它给予我学问,勾勒我的灵魂,指点我的前程,那美丽的粉笔不正是您的化身吗?谢谢您,老师!

27.是谁给了我们文明语言?是谁教会了我们人生的哲学?是谁教会我们怎样做人?是您!辛勤的园丁!祝您节日快乐!

28.不说不表示不惦念,不见不表示不牵挂,不是吗? 不计辛勤一砚寒,桃熟流丹,李熟枝残,种花容易树人难。诗满人间,画满人间,英才济济笑开颜。

29.教师节来临之际,送给亲爱的老师四个字:教师节快乐!!假如我是诗人,我将以满腔的热情写下万千诗篇,赞美我亲爱的老师。我是一个诗人吗?不是,所以只能借这条短信表达我的祝福:节日快乐!曾经有一份真诚的关怀放在我的面前,可是我没有珍惜,如果上天能够再给我一次机会,我会对您说:老师,谢谢您!虽然过了这么多年,可是我对老师您的敬仰之情依然如涛涛江水,连绵不绝……老师,天都黑了,您乖乖的,早点睡吧,晚安!我们喜欢您笑嘛,您笑起来好漂亮,真的! 老师,今天是教师节,您在睡懒觉吗?我们乖,不打电话吵醒您,您多睡一会儿吧! 老师,您知道吗,您在讲台上的形象好伟大,好迷人,希望您永远青春永驻,光芒四射,桃李满天下! 老师:想请您吃饭却没有钞票;想送您礼物却还没买到;想说我爱您却怕师母生气……那就让今天快点过去吧!

30.不管工作有多么的繁忙,只要记得我时刻都在远方关望您祝福您就好。 哺育学子慈祥心,师恩难忘刻骨铭,深深祝福谢师情:健康长寿福如海!

31.在这特别的日子谨向您致以永恒的感激之情。对您的谢意,无法用语言来表达。教师节快乐!

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篇4:描写幽默的老师小学

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“同学们啊,睁开你们智慧的双眼,抬起你们那聪明无比的头!”

老师拿着三角板重重地敲着黑板,像唱《黄河大合唱》似的激昂。我们都哄堂大笑,桌子拍得啪啪响。老师一直相信我们很聪明,所以一直鼓励我们数学一定能学好。

我的数学不是很好,但是老师一直说我很聪明。有一次数学小测,60分满分,50分优秀,我考了44分。老师高兴得直拍我的肩膀:“哎呀,不错嘛,以后你要叫“林范”啦!”。“林范”谐音“灵范”,用长沙话说是“聪明”的意思。老师是在夸我,我就傻呵呵的站在旁边笑。果然,我的数学越来越好。

老师有个恶习,很爱抽烟。他的办公室经常是乌烟瘴气的。有一次我和同学去找老师问题目,结果我们看见老师手指间夹着一根烟,陶醉地吧上一口。吐出烟圈还不忘蹦出了一句名言:“饭后一支烟,快活似神仙!”不知过了多久,老师又爱上了嚼槟榔。见他嚼槟榔的时候总是紧皱着眉头,同学总围在一起窃窃私语,笑话他,说是他老婆不要他了。

别看老师有时不正经,但是他还是很严肃的。我们班上有三巨头老喜欢讲话,正当三巨头之一“帅哥”同志,“叽叽喳喳”叫个不停的时候,老师一拍桌子,A4纸的教案撒了一地:“好,这个长了鸟嘴的同学,请问我刚刚说的对不对啊?”那位帅哥期期艾艾地站起来,说不出一句话。其实老师并没有说什么,他只是想“玩一玩”这位同学,让他停止讲小话。“好了,坐下来,我玩你一下。”全班哄堂大笑。

老师顿了顿,随即严肃地说:“其实学习是靠你自己的,你不学,将来就无法在社会上立足。”他又搬出他以前学习“逆袭”的故事,让我们肃然起敬,深深地为老师的坚持所折服。“所以说,学习靠自己,心中有信念,就一定能够办到!”于是我们齐齐整整地咬着牙,更加努力了。

期末考试结束,我的成绩出奇的好。老师笑哈哈地说要请我在食堂吃顿饭。我起先是不信的,当那盆饭端放在我面前,我的眼睛瞬间湿润了。那是我在食堂吃过的最香的一顿饭。

老师又开始吼起他那句名言,睁开你们智慧的双眼,抬起你们村民无比的头!

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篇5:描写幽默的老师小学

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用语言播种,用彩笔耕耘,用汗水浇灌,用心血滋润,为人们撒播芳香的知识,是谁?是我们崇敬的老师们。

“鹤发银丝映日月,丹心热血沃新花”;“令公桃李满天下,何用堂前更种花”;“饮其流者怀其源,学其成时念吾师……”令我印象最深的,莫过于我们的小学语文陈老师。高高的个儿,一颗美人痣如珍珠一般镶嵌在眉心的就是他了。

抑扬顿挫的语调,“手舞足蹈”般的形态,还有那经常板着的一张严肃脸,让人忍俊不禁,仿佛谁欠了他钱似的。陈老师上课不仅仅“照本宣读”,而且会配一些小故事来感化大家,同学们一个都不会在陈老师的课上开小差或打个盹,因为谁都不希望错过那些幽默的小故事,当然,这些故事都与上课有关。

别看陈老师在课上风趣幽默,但他面对我们的作业可是一丝不苟呢!并且他对我们上课的状态十分注重。

有一天,狂风大作,电闪雷鸣,一会儿下起了瓢泼大雨,我的好心情也被大颗的雨滴给砸破了,觉得今天的语文课一点意思也没有。哎!真无聊。对了,我抽屉里的课外书还没看完呢。瞅瞅老师,他正饱含深情地讲着自己的课,估计一时半会儿也顾不到我。鬼使神差,我拿出抽屉里的课外书,津津有味地啃起来。才看了几行字,就觉得有个影子朝我移来,我忘记了自己手上拿着的课外书,抬头望向老师,只见老师用严厉的目光看着我,伸手拿走了我的课外书。我从没看到过老师这种可怕的眼神,被吓得六神无主,双手抽筋,整个人直打哆嗦。等待我的是一句“下课来办公室一下”。此刻的我感觉大冬天被浇了一盆凉水。

下课了,我怀着忐忑不安的心去了办公室。老师只给了我四个字:切勿浮躁。我点了点头,陈老师笑着把书还给了我,拍了拍我的肩,让我在该看的时候再看。原来陈老师也是“刀子嘴,豆腐心”啊!不过“切勿浮躁”这四个字我一定会牢记在心,时时用他鞭策自己。

海水退潮时,把五彩贝壳留在沙滩上,老师却是涨潮的海水,将我们这些“贝壳”推入正轨,驶向远方。我真诚地对老师们说一句:“我爱你们,谢谢你们!”

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篇6:关于幽默的英语作文高4

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Many people ask what happiness is. I don’t know why there are many people

asking this question, because I think happiness is simple. As for me, I feel

happy when I do a good job in my study. Teachers praise me and my parents are

happy. Or, when I help others I feel happy. I am proud of myself. Besides,

playing with my classmates or friends is happy, too. We always have a great time

together. From above, they are all happiness.

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篇7:关于幽默的英语作文高3

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Before I went to middle school, I lived with my grandparents. At that time,

I stayed in the country, which was the most beautiful place for me. Early in the

morning, I walked along the country road, appreciating the fresh air. We raised

a little dog. He was my best friend, and he accompanied me all the time. No

matter what I did and where I went, the little dog was with me and I loved him

so much. Sometimes I would pick up the fruit in the garden, sometimes I would

catch the fish in the clear river. It was such a happy childhood for me that I

will never forget.

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篇8:有关老师的英语

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Hello! I’m Jessie. I like English very much, because of my English teacher,

Nettie. Today, I’ll introduce her to you.

In my eyes, she’s not a teacher, but a lovely girl and a good friend of

mine. She is not tall. She is thin. She has the long hair. Her face is round.

There are two small eyes on her face. She likes smiling. When she smiles, her

eyes just like the moon at the beginning of the month. I think she is very

beautiful girl.

She’s very kind, like an old friend. She can sing. She can draw. She can

dance. She can speak very good English. She can tell us stories. She can play

games with us. When we have an English lesson, we feel very happy. All of us are

interested in her lesson.

I have a good teacher. I think I’m very lucky.

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篇9:有关老师的英语

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Everyone has his favorite teacher ,so do I. My favourite teacher is Miss

Wei, our English teacher. We felt English very difficult when we began to study

English. Miss Wei had a good idea to solve the problem. One day, Miss Wei came

into the classroom with some fruits, such as apples,bananas,and oranges. She

said: “Today we are going to learn the names of the fruits. You can eat the

fruits if you can tell me their names in English . ”All the students listened

carefully and studied hard . Someone even stood up to answer questions. Class

was over ,and the fruits were all eaten. From then on ,I am more and more

interested in English, and I want to say from my heart: “ Thank you, Miss

Wei!”

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篇10:有关老师的英语

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Shen Fang is a primary school teacher. She teaches Chinese in a fourth

grade class. She helps the boys and girls read and write. Her classes are

interesting, and the children all love her.

Shen Fang gets to school at half past seven in the morning, half an hour

before classes begin. At luch she eats together with her pupils.

After class she corrects their home work. She leaves school at six. She is

busy with her work all the day, because she loves teaching children.

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篇11:有关老师的英语

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When I learned English, I felt so hard, because no matter hard I tried, I

just could not understand the grammar. One day, my sister asked me why was I so

confused with English, I told her I did not know, I was so afraid of it. Then

she asked me to watch English movie and listened to the English songs.

At first, I fell in love with these songs, I learned to sing them, I found

I could remember more and more words. I also felt very interested in the movie,

I could learn the local words. With interest, I make great progress, I am not

afraid of English any more. Interest is the best teacher.

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篇12:关于感恩节的英语幽默笑话

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The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for him. It was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had bred. The intellectual whispered with a grave face, "What I wouldnt give to catch it!"

火鸡腿的热销让一名家禽饲养员想研究培育出一个有更多条腿的火鸡品种,从而可以获利更多。许多年后,他终于成功培育出一只有六条腿的火鸡!他成功的新闻被媒体获悉,到访的记者们询问他这只火鸡的味道如何。这名智者一脸严肃地低声说道:“我倒是想告诉你呢,但是我压根抓不住啊!”

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篇13:关于感恩节的英语幽默笑话

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Here is a funny (and repelling!) trick to do in front of your friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much on your cost. Load your plate up high with everything including the salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread crumbles. Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake to everyone. You can be sure to delay the dinnertime by an hour at least with this trick.

如果你不想请客吃饭时被朋友吃掉太多钱,以下是开饭前的一个小窍门。把自己盘子里的食物堆得高高的,包括沙拉、一块火鸡、一点汤和一些面包渣。把这些食物全搅在一起,然后请其他人吃你新发明的“感恩节减肥奶昔”。靠这个窍门你绝对能把用餐时间推迟一小时。

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篇14:关于感恩节的英语幽默笑话

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A teacher gave her students of second grade to write an assignment on What Im thankful for on Thanksgiving? She couldnt agree enough with one of the wisest students in her class who wrote that she was thankful that she was not a turkey.

一个老师让二年级学生写一个作业,标题是“感恩节我为什么而感恩?”当她看到班里最聪明的一个学生写的作业,她简直不能更赞同了,这个学生在作业中写道,她感恩的是她“不是”火鸡。

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篇15:关于感恩节的英语幽默笑话

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This pampered young lady had left her family for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely on Thanksgiving. She decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for herself. She was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to her mother and mother really wanted to know about the results. When asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble with turkey. Trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother asked, "Was it burnt?" The lady replied, "Oh! I couldnt taste it mom. It simply wouldnt sit still!"

一位养尊处优的年轻小姐头一回离家去上大学,到了感恩节她倍感孤单。她决定为自己做一顿感恩节大餐。她正在向自己的母亲描述自己第一次做饭的经历,而母亲也很想知道结果如何。当被问及做得好不好吃,这位小姐打了一个颤说,尽管速食汤和批萨不错,但是烹饪火鸡时却遇到了不小的麻烦。她的母亲想找到问题的根源,于是就问她:“是不是烤焦了?”这位小姐回答道:“哦,我没法品尝它,妈妈。火鸡就是不肯老实地坐着!”

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篇16:我最难忘的老师初中英语作文

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Time flies so fast . I will to be a middle school student . In my class , I have a good teacher . Her name is Zhu Xihui.

She is my math teacher . She is good at math . Many math teachers ask her quastion .One day , Iwent to her office asked her quastion . She explained it for me . Careful and clearly .My math teacher Is my first teacher . The teacher I never forget . I will tell her : I love you ! You are my teacher . I’m very happy !

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篇17:我最难忘的老师初中英语作文

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In my life I have met many people who are really worth mentioning.But perhaps the most unforgettable person I have ever known is my English Teacher.

It is his special quality that is always kept in my memory.

For one thing,I was attracked by his wide range of knowledge.I remember that we students always attended his class with great eaherness because his lectures were humourously delivered,and he never failed to give us valuable advice.Nothing seemed difficult to learn after his explanation.

For another,I was deeply impressed by the respect he showed for us.As he treated us like friends rather than students,we all liked to visit his home for social activities as well as for advice.

Although it is over a year now since I attended his last class,he is the talk of our old classmates,and I know part of him has already stayed in my heart.

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篇18:我最难忘的老师初中英语作文

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In the past in the junior middle school time,I believe that everyone has a memorable teacher yourself。I also dont listed outside。 She is my teacher in charge——Miss He.Shes very beautiful and very kind to us. She has long hair and big eyes and she is 1.70 metres tall. In the second day, I had a bad illness。So take a week off to the teacher. After Miss He knows told I have a good for illness.A week later, back to school. Miss He find I talk to say I teach math, immediately to the mid-term exam, you have been away for a week of class. Your math foundation and thin. Meet dont understand in class and after class can come to me, also can turn to the math class representative for help, I have a greeting。In what the help of the teacher and theclassrepresentative, mid-term exam I had obvious increase in math. I never say thank you to the teacher, borrow the composition today say thank you. I wish the teacher everything goes well.

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篇19:关于幽默英语作文小学

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I like to watch movie so much, because I can learn a lot of things. Comedy

is my favorite type of movie. Every time when I watch it, I will laugh out

loudly. I find so much fun in comedy. It helps me to be humorous and make a lot

of friends. A humorous person is always favored by all, as he can bring

happiness.

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篇20:关于幽默英语作文小学

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I like to see American TV series so much, because not only the plot

attracts me so much, but also I can learn the English spoken language. Recently,

I fall in love with Two Broke Girls, it is so funny and makes me laugh happily.

Besides the humorous plot, I am also inspired by the characters’ spirit. Though

the two girls are poor and work as the waitress in the small restaurant, they

never give up their dreams. They make the plans for their dreams, even they meet

all kinds of difficulties, they are still positive about their future. I learn

things from them, I keep the positive attitude towards life.

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