笑死人的一封信三篇 作文英语【精彩20篇】

My summer holiday is coming soon, I start to make some plans about my

vacation. I go to travel every year, this time, I want to travel to Tibet, it is

the place I always want to go to. I have heard about Tibet many times, my

mother’s friends tell me so many wonderful things in it, so I want to go to

Tibet. This summer I will go to Tibet.

20 June 2020

Dear Mr. Seaton， Thank you very much for taking me with you on that

splendid outing to London. It was the first time that I had seen the Tower or

any of the other famous sights. If Id gone alone, I couldnt have seen nearly

as much, because I wouldnt have known my way about. The weather was splendid on

that day, which I thought was rare.

I still remember some people told me that in Britain there was weather and

no climate. During the same day, it might snow in the morning, rain at noon,

shine in the afternoon and be windy before the night falls. So I think I was

lucky.

I think the river trip was the best thing of all. London really came alive

for me as we saw it from the Thames during that wonderful journey down to

Greenwich. It was all tremendously exciting - a day that I shall never

forget.

Thank you for giving me such a great birthday treat.

Yours sincerely,

Linda Chen

Dear Zhang Wei,

I’m glad to know that you are coming to my city during the summer

vacation.

However, I’m afraid there’s some bad news. I’m planning to take part in an

international conference to be held in another city during the time of your

visit.

All the top scientists in my field will show up at the conference. More

importantly, I’m lucky enough to have been selected to give a speech on behalf

of my research team at the Conference. I really can’t miss it.

I understand that it’ll be your first time to this city and I’m your only

friend here. I’ve asked my roommate to meet you at the airport, and you can stay

in my room.

He is a very nice person and he will show you around the city. Hope you two

will get on well and have a nice holiday!

Yours,

Li Ming

Dear Amy,

亲爱的艾米：

Long time no see. How is everything going? I am writing to tell you a good

new about me. I received my high school admission this morning. It is No.1 high

school in my hometown. You know that it is my dream school. I am so excited to

share this good news with you. You will be happy for me, right? Now, it is your

turn. How about you? Have you receive you admission yet? Have you come back from

your Guangzhou trip? I am eager to know your life recently. Look forward to your

replying.

很久不见。最近怎么样了?我写这封信给你是想告诉你我的一个好消息。我今早收到高中入学通知书了。是我家乡的`第一高中。你知道的，那是我梦想中的学校。我

真的很激动，所以急于跟你分享这个消息。你会为我感到高兴的，是吗?现在，该轮到你了。你怎么样了?收到通知书了吗?你的广州之旅结束了吗?我很想了解你

的近况。期待你的回信。

Best wishes,

Li Hui

李慧

I like reading, reading can bring me happiness, and let me learn a lot

of interesting knowledge. I like to read story books best, such as journey to

the west. The Monkey King in this book is clever and brave, not afraid of hard

work, protecting his master, he is a responsible person. And is "journey to the

west" one of the four great classics? Is it interesting? Do you like reading

books?

我喜欢读书，读书能给我带来快乐，并且让我学到很多有趣的知识。我最喜欢看故事书，比如《西游记》，这本书里的孙悟空聪明勇敢，不怕辛苦，保护自己的师傅，是一个负责的人。并且《西游记》是四大名著之一，是不是很有趣？你喜欢看书吗？

Dear friends:

Today I returned to my home. It is so nice to be back. Id like to take this

opportunity to express my heartfelt and sincere thanks for the comfort and

encouragement you gave me during my stay in hospital.

Thanks to the horrible accident, I have begun to treasure what I have now.

It was your love that got me through the tough period. Your cards, flowers and

smiling faces were like a warm fire in the dark freezing winter nights, which

will always spur me on and give me strength.

Once more I would like to say “thank you” to you all.

Yours,

Li Min

Dear Mr. John:

How are things going with you in Beijing?

I am writing to show my thanks to you. You tutored me in my spoken English

before you went to Beijing. With your help I made such rapid progress that I won

the first place in the Spoken English Competition of the city. My achievement is

owed to your help. Thank you very much.

I have heard that you and your wife will pay a visit to my school. I am

very glad at the news. In that case we can see each other again. I am looking

forward to your coming. I am sending you a telescope as a small gift. I hope you

will like it.

All the best.

Yours,

Liu Jie

Dear Mr. X,

Hello!

You are the most respected teacher in my mind, although you are very strict, but you put your heart on us. You work from dawn to dusk, thinking about better teaching methods. You are like a candle, let me feel the infinite future of the bright, but burned themselves.

Trees cant grow without sunshine, rain and dew, only their selfless charity, will have a vibrant. The life of a flower is inseparable from the earth. With the nutrition provided by the earth, there will be a beautiful and moving flower. And our life, inseparable from the teacher, with your enthusiasm to help, with your inculcate, will have our healthy growth... Thank you so much, teacher! Shi-en is like a fish in water. In the past three years, you have taught us with great care. Every one of your epigrams is still vividly in my mind, which reminds me of a lot of things.

Teacher, I want to say to you: "You are really great! You are my best teacher! I like you!

It is because of your education, we can have todays knowledge, will have todays such a talent to learn, it is because of your care, we these "flowers of the motherland" to healthy growth, it is because of your little teachings, we understand the truth of life. You are like a tree, we thrive under your shade. You give us care like a mother, let me feel very happy, let me have the interest of learning, let me feel that you give endless strength, let me feel that you are my rely on, let me feel inseparable from you. Teacher, our good grades cannot do without your hard education, our good grades cannot do without your careful cultivation. Every step forward is inseparable from your hard sweat.

Yes, sometimes you are very strict with us, and often strict with us, and often teach us, serious and responsible for us, even if we have a little mistake, you will find. But I know, you are for us to be able to better further study, so that we can have great achievements in the future.

Teacher, thank you for our serious and responsible education, thank you for your concern about us, thank you for teaching us a lot of knowledge, thank you for your selfless dedication to us, one thousand ten thousand "thank you" can not return your teaching to us.

merry

A healthy body

Your students

My favorite animals are swans.they are white.they can swim very well.I

think they look like a beautiful girl in a white dress.they have a pair of wings

and they can also fly well.I believe they are angles from the sky.they bring us

love and make us happy.they are always friendly to us.We cant hurt them，because

they are our friend.I love them!I like dogs，too.they are not beautiful，but they

are the best friends.they keep the thieves away.Dogs have the best listening and

eyes.they can hear in the nosiy，see in the dark.If we are in danger，they will

help us at once.And they dont mind their lives.So，I love them.

Lou Gehrig: Farewell to Baseball AddressFans, for the past two weeks you

have been reading about the bad break I got.

Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.I

have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but

kindness and encouragement from you fans.

Look at these grand men.

Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career just to

associate with them for even one day?Sure I’m lucky.Who wouldn’t consider it an

honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of baseball’s greatest

empire, Ed Barrow? To have spent six years with that wonderful little fellow,

Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding

leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today,

Joe McCarthy?Sure I’m lucky.When the New York Giants, a team you would give your

right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift - that’s something.

When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats

remember you with trophies -- that’s something.

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in

squabbles with her own daughter -- that’s something.When you have a father and a

mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body

-- it’s a blessing.When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and

shown more courage than you dreamed existed -- that’s the finest I know.So, I

close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but Ive got an awful

lot to live for.

Dear Mr. X,

Hello!

You are the most respected teacher in my mind, although you are very

strict, but you put your heart on us. You work from dawn to dusk, thinking about

better teaching methods. You are like a candle, let me feel the infinite future

of the bright, but burned themselves.

Trees cant grow without sunshine, rain and dew, only their selfless

charity, will have a vibrant. The life of a flower is inseparable from the

earth. With the nutrition provided by the earth, there will be a beautiful and

moving flower. And our life, inseparable from the teacher, with your enthusiasm

to help, with your inculcate, will have our healthy growth... Thank you so much,

teacher! Shi-en is like a fish in water. In the past three years, you have

taught us with great care. Every one of your epigrams is still vividly in my

mind, which reminds me of a lot of things.

It is because of your education, we can have todays knowledge, will have

todays such a talent to learn, it is because of your care, we these "flowers of

the motherland" to healthy growth, it is because of your little teachings, we

understand the truth of life. You are like a tree, we thrive under your shade.

You give us care like a mother, let me feel very happy, let me have the interest

of learning, let me feel that you give endless strength, let me feel that you

are my rely on, let me feel inseparable from you. Teacher, our good grades

cannot do without your hard education, our good grades cannot do without your

careful cultivation. Every step forward is inseparable from your hard sweat.

Teacher, thank you for our serious and responsible education, thank you for

your concern about us, thank you for teaching us a lot of knowledge, thank you

for your selfless dedication to us, one thousand ten thousand "thank you" can

not return your teaching to us.

merry

A healthy body

Your students

敬爱的x老师：

您好!

您是我心目中最敬重的好老师，您虽然十分严厉，但是您把一颗心扑在我们身上。您起早贪黑，琢磨着更好的教学方法。您就像蜡烛一样，让我感到前途无限的光明，却燃烧了自己。

树木的成长，离不开阳光雨露，只有他们无私的施舍，才会有生机勃勃。花朵的生活，离不开大地，有了大地提供的营养，才会有花儿的艳丽动人。而我们的生活，离不开老师，有了您的热情帮助，有了您的谆谆教诲，才会有我们的健康成长……老师，太谢谢您了!师恩如鱼得水，这三年来，您苦口婆心的教育我们，您的每一句金石良言，我一直还历历在目，由此让我想起了很多很多。

正因为有您的教育，我们才能有今天的见识，才会有今天这样的才学，正因为您的呵护，我们这些“祖国的花朵”才能健康的成长，正因为您的点滴教诲，才使我们明白做人的道理。您好比大树，我们在您的树荫下茁壮成长。您给了我们像妈妈一样的关怀，让我觉得无比幸福，让我有了学习的兴趣，让我觉得您给了无穷无尽的力量，让我觉得您是我的依靠，让我觉得离不开您了。老师，我们的好成绩离不开您的辛苦教育，我们的好成绩更少不了您的细心培养。我们每前进一步，都离不开您洒下的辛勤汗水。

老师，谢谢您对我们认真负责的教育，谢谢您对我们的关心，谢谢您教给了我们许多知识，谢谢您对我们无私的奉献，一千声一万声“谢谢”都无法回报您对我们的教导。

敬祝

身体健康

您的学生

癞蛤蟆写给天鹅的搞笑情书

亲爱的小鹅：

你好。

呱，呱，“我在幽深幽深的井里游荡，渴望逢着那丁香般的、披着白衣的賺。”这，便是过去的我，做井底之蛙时候的我。那时，我知道我配不上你，只好每天对着井口唱着哀伤的单身情歌：“我爱的人巳经飞走了，爱我的人她还没有来到……，’

结束下井生活以后，我迎来了我人生的转机。那时一部叫《泰坦尼克号》的电影。电影里杰克眼巴巴地望着萝丝的情景，跟我望着你流口水时的状态是多么的相像啊!杰克居然也被他的同伴讥笑为癩蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉!哈哈!可是，杰克哥哥还是不顾一切地贏得了萝丝姐姐的芳心。这件事严重地激励了我的革命英雄主义精神。我下定决心要做青蛙界的杰克!

生命因此而变得有了意义。接下来的日子里，我解放思想、更新观念。我做的第一件事就是学习人类的先进经验和技术。老天有眼，我成了动物王国推行家庭联产承包责任制的第一人。制定了教育兴娃计划和可持续抓害虫计划。被国王授予王国最高奖：青蛙王子奖。我努力地做一个德智体美劳全面发展的蛙，我学上网、学踢球，甚至还学会了写诗：“呱呱的我走了，正如我呱呱的来。我蹬一蹬腿，不带走一片泥块……”我率领王国青蛙足球队与前来挑战的韩国青蛙足球队比赛。我们在白洋淀主场狂胜对方。我更是以一个蛙跃冲顶的人球获得了本年度最佳运动员称号。同样获此殊荣的还有那只一跳跳过海峡的蟋蟀。

亲爱的小鹅，我知道你高雅大方，你应该有广阔的天地。你做了广州的白天鹤宾馆的形象代表，我真为你骄傲。我也做了蚊香的品牌代言人。一只成功的白天鹅背后一定有一只优秀的青蛙。亲爱的女强鹅，我没有大男蛙主义，我愿意做你坚实的后盾。我在家乡保卫着农田，你在前方拼命@!#$!丰收果里有我的一半，也有你的一半。美元英镑有你的一半，也有我的一半!我们可以不用逃避说钱。王国允许一部分动物先富裕起来，让我们把步子再迈得更大一点。

有了钱，我们就可以买空调，我就不用冬眠。有了钱，我就可以买高额的蛙身保险，以免被人类做了盘中餐。

亲爱的小鹅，我知道我外形不佳。我也知道有很多禽兽拜倒在你的天鹅绒裙下。我没有老虎那样强壮的身躯，也没有孔雀那样帅，可是俺有一颗朴实无华的心。俺很丑，

可是俺很温柔。小鹅，你快回来，我一人承受不来!

我学会了上网，以前那种你在天上飞啊飞、我在地上追啊追的日子将一去不复返了。天涯海角，让我们一网情深。

最后，让我们一起祝愿：“但愿钱长有，千里共在线。”

永远永远爱你的癞蛤蟆

Dear Miss Wang

How are things going? Thanks for you very much. You make your English class

so interesting that we all like you and your class very much. I still remembed

when you was my English teacher at the beginning, I was so weak in English and I

nearly gave up. It was you that talked with me and taught me how to learn

English well. You often helped with my English after school. With your help, I

have made great progress in English. Now, I am good at English and I always get

good grades. Thanks so much for your help and your education. I will study hard

in the future.

Yours

Dear Ms. Smith,

Im Li Hua, Chairman of the Student Union of Yucai Middle School, which is

close to your university. Im writing to invite you to be a judge at our English

speech contest to be held in our school on June 15. It will start at 2:00 pm and

last for about three hours. Ten students will deliver their speeches on the

given topic Man and Nature. It’s my honor if you can accept our invitation.

Please call me at 123456 if you have any question.

I am looking forward to your reply. With best wishes,

Li Hua

Dear Haiqing,

I am very sorry to learn that you are unhappy now. But I don‘ t think you

should be unhappy.

I know that your iamily is not rich. So your parents can‘ t afford to buy

you something of famous brands, which makes you unhappy. But they have sent you

to school so that you can receive good education and have abreght future. This

is not easy for your parents. So you should think about your parents. Don‘t ask

for something that is out of your parents‘ reach. Don‘ t be vain-glorious.

I also thind you should put your heart into study. Read more books and then

you can get a lot from reading. Without the famous brand competition you will

become happy.

I hope I can help you out of unhappiness. Wish you happy.

Yours,

Huang Ping

As a child， I am very naughty and forget about what my mother tells me. One

time， I go back home very late. When I see my mother， she smiles at first and

then turns angry， because she has told me before if I go home late， I must tell

her in advance. I let my mother heart-broken. I feel sorry and promise it wont

happen again.

麻将赌徒写给女朋友的搞笑情书

亲爱的小幺：

请你读完这封信好吗?我保证，这次我说的要是有半点假话，你就当我诈和，要我咋包就咋包!

自打你跑回娘家以后，我就过上了十三不靠的日子,这段时间里，我已深深地认识到了我的错误!

回想起来，咱俩也是十几年的夫妻了，还记得刚结婚的那段日子吗?那时候，虽然日子过得清苦些，可你却是那么疼我，就是吃西瓜，你也是尽可能让我多吃红中，而你自己却在一旁甘心情愿地啃白板!

美好的时光总是太短暂，自打我迷上了麻将以后，我们家的日子就如同坐庄点炮一样，让人不堪回首。初人道时，我的运气尚可，自搂、单砸，每局下来，总是有小收获，但最近一段时间，我的运气不知为什么总是处于缺幺断九的状态，在那些点炮的日子里，我的心情更是低到了极点，经常无缘无故地对你发一些东南西北风，甚至在睡梦中经常狂热地揪着你的鼻子喊着二饼自搂儿!

亲爱的，回来吧，人常说，夫妻二人就好比幺饼两块，合在一起才能够和牌，每当我看到白板的时候就想起初恋时你送给我的红手帕，每当我看到九饼的时候就想起你烙的芝麻饼，思来想去，过去那些杠上开花的好日子总是那么的令人难忘!

亲爱的，回来吧，我保证，今后我一定好好干，争取每年挣个三万五万，早点发财，再买它一套一条龙的房子，养它几十只么鸡，咱老两口栽点旱烟、嗑点瓜子儿，有说有笑，那有多得儿!

爱你的__

My name is Yao Yuru, this year twelve years old, is a Gemini girl, is also

the Nanchangthird day seven class of students.

I am a healthy girl, because I have a good eating habit. I was a

vegetarian, I often eatsalad lettuce silk, carrot stew and fried cabbage. The

fruit is very healthy food. I likeeat star fruit, cherry, peach, grape and

kiwifruit. But my favorite fruit is blueberry.

I like sports. I like to play badminton play tennis, because they are very

easy and interesting. My favorite sport is playing basketball. Oh, "the little

dwarf reincarnation" I just love basketball this movement, this is baffled.

Dont look at me is a small but girl,last visit to his alma mater, I play

basketball with a group of old classmates with a university, but I grabbed a few

times high school seniors ball! For me is that even the "three ball"

"gatekeeper" is what all dont know beginners, but I am very proud! For my

height, playing basketball is very difficult, but fortunately the pain in music,

it is veryuseful and interesting. Why useful? I wonder if you have not heard of,

plenty of exercise can promote bone growth, especially for jumping movement!

You are a healthy girl? If not, please try to let oneself become a

healthier!

New semester is coming soon, and I will be a six grade student. I am so

excited about the last year of the primary school, so I have made up my mind. I

must study hard and improve my English level. I realize master the International

language will be useful for me, so I must study it well. I think I can make

it.

Dear Headmaster,

I am a student of our school.I,d like to say

something about the canteen service in our school.

There are 3 advantages of

canteen service in our school.First,our canteen is very clean,Second,the food is

delicious,Third,the attitude of service is good.

But it also has some

disadvantages . Such as the price of the food is high, few variety to choose

from,too long waiting time for buying food.

In my opinion,we can invite our

student to take part in the canteen for offering the help.We may let the student

list the food they like to let the canteen to make it.

I hope more and more

student will like our canteen service.

Yours，

____