搞笑灯谜大全及答案精选 作文英语精品7篇

1. What month do soldiers hate?

--March (三月，行军)

2. How many feet are there in a yard?

--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)

3. Why is an empty purse always the same?

--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)

4. What book has the most stirring chapters?

--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)

5. What kind of dog doesnt bite or bark?

--Hot dog. (热狗)

6. What is the smallest room in the world?

--Mushroom. (蘑菇)

7. What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)

8. How do we know the ocean is friendly?

--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)

9. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)

10. What man cannot live in a house?

什么人不能住在房子里?

--snowman(雪人)

11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?

--dictionary (字典)

12. What question can you never answer "Yes" to?

--Are you dead? (你死了吗?)

13. You have it.You read it.Therere some pictures in it?

--book(书)

14. A mouse has a large pocket.What is it?

--a kangaroo(袋鼠)

15. It has a head ，but no neck.It has a body，but no warmth.NO feet，but can travel?

--a car(汽车)

1春节征联选(报刊名)老年文摘

2过春节逢生日(称谓职务)寿星

3春节更换年画(成语)弃旧图新

4春节前营运特点(成语)反客为主

5天天过春节(成语)度日如年

6元旦春节传捷报(成语)节节胜利

7春节开支莫奢侈(电影名)过年、小花

8春节来客·卷帘格(电影名)人到中年

9猴年春节同把盏(歌词)过去未来共斟酌

10分别写于春节人日(人名)丁一三

11改旧俗春节不放爆竹(商品名)音响贺年卡

12春节在外倍想家(诗词句)乡心新岁切

13环宇都道春节来(书名)世说新语

14过春节要小心火烛(探骊格)元人·忽必烈

15春节日少雨点乱(新词语)炒兰

16春节第一日(字谜)夫

17春节二日(字谜)大

18春节二日人已去(字谜)一

19春节放假三天(字谜)人

20春节后大扫除(字谜)二

21春节后干劲冲天(字谜)奉

22春节后面貌一新(字谜)众

23春节前，秋分后，总念乡音(字谜)香

24春节前到广西(字谜)旷

25春节前调休(字谜)茶

26春节前有心创意(字谜)立

27春节三人又聚首(字谜)最

28春节三日(字谜)人

29春节三日，人人团聚(字谜)众

30春节三日，天天放工(字谜)众

31春节三日多云(字谜)会

32春节三日夺高产(字谜)位

33春节三日前头干(字谜)金

34春节三日去云南(字谜)天

35春节三日守桥头(字谜)休

36春节三日有客来(字谜)傧

37春节三日有人来(字谜)从

38春节三日在厂里(字谜)仄

39春节三日重相逢(字谜)从

40春节一日(字谜)夫

41春节一日有人来(字谜)夫

42过春节(字谜)时

43立春春节同一日(字谜)音

44迎春节(字谜)昂

45转眼春节又来到(字谜)曼

46新年献词(成语)文以载道

47儿童话新年(出版印刷词语)小说转载

48新年刊登好消息(出版印刷词语)转载、报道、快讯

49新年快乐·下楼格(词曲牌名)喜春来

50新年新景象(货币)美元

51新年伊始好储蓄(金融词语)一元起存

52新年一曲献慈母(名胜古迹)载酒堂

53大家新年快乐(人名)元春、同喜

54庆新年人人快乐(人名)迎春、同喜

55人人欢笑贺新年(人名)同喜、迎春

56新年快乐(人名)元好问

57新年走红发红包(商品名)春卷

58欢欢喜喜迎新年(诗词句)乐事又逢春

59新年各地民航生意大好(诗词句)春城无处不飞花

60新年行好运，吉祥如意春(诗词句)元嘉草草

61新年走上致富路(诗词句)当春乃发生

1.What month do soldiers hate?

--March (三月，行军)

2.How many feet are there in a yard?

--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)

3.Why is an empty purse always the same?

--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)

4.What book has the most stirring chapters?

--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)

5.What kind of dog doesnt bite or bark?

--Hot dog. (热狗)

6.What is the smallest room in the world?

--Mushroom. (蘑菇)

7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?

--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)

8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?

--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)

9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?

--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)

初一(打一成语)。谜底：日新月异

仙乐(打一成语)。谜底：不同凡响

美梦(打一成语)。谜底：好景不长

兄弟(打一成语)。谜底：数一数二

相声(打一成语)。 谜底： 装腔作势

伞兵(打一成语)。 谜底： 从天而降

背脸(打一成语)。 谜底： 其貌不扬

假眼(打一成语)。谜底：目不转睛

氙氚(打一成语)。谜底：气吞山河

胜境(打一成语)。谜底：不败之地

雨披(打一成语)。谜底：一衣带水

极小(打一成语)。谜底：微乎其微

武断(打一成语)。谜底：不容分说

齐唱(打一成语)。谜底：异口同声

卧倒(打一成语)。谜底：五体投地

圆寂(打一成语)。谜底：坐以待毙

感冒通(打一成语)。谜底：有伤风化

显微镜(打一成语)。谜底：一孔之见

爬竹竿(打一成语)。谜底：节节上升

无底洞(打一成语)。谜底：深不可测

望江亭(打一成语)。谜底：近水楼台

脱粒机(打一成语)。谜底：吞吞吐吐

农产品(打一成语)。谜底：土生土长

彩调剧(打一成语)。谜底：声色俱厉

飞鸣镝(打一成语)。谜底：弦外之音

垃圾箱(打一成语)。谜底：藏垢纳污

纸老虎(打一成语)。谜底：外强中干

八十八(打一成语)。谜底：入木三分

笑死人(打一成语)。谜底：乐极生悲

黑板报(打一成语)。谜底：白字连篇

飞行员(打一成语)。谜底：有机可乘

翘翘板(打一成语)。谜底：此起彼伏

婚丧事(打一成语)。谜底：悲喜交加

化妆学(打一成语)。谜底：谈何容易

太阳灶(打一成语)。谜底：热火朝天

打边鼓(打一成语)。谜底：旁敲侧击

鹊巢鸦占(打一成语)。谜底：化为乌有

尽收眼底(打一成语)。谜底：一览无遗

举重比赛(打一成语)。谜底：斤斤计较

枪弹上膛(打一成语)。谜底：一触即发

全面开荒(打一成语)。谜底：不留余地

逆水划船(打一成语)。谜底：力争上游

石榴成熟(打一成语)。谜底：皮开肉绽

《聊斋志异》(打一成语)。谜底：鬼话连篇

千金小姐爱苗条。 (打俗语一) (钱打把，人落肉)

负数二十。 (打学校用语一) (背念)(廿，音念)

冬尽甘霖至。 (打股票名一) (春雨)

种牛痘。 (打琼林一句) (天花坠地)

汉高组约法三章。 (打论语一句) (邦有道)

守岁。 (打孟子一句) (有待来年)

戴月禾锄归。 (打中药名一) (行夜)

六月飞雪。 (打中药名一) (夏冰)

今日秋尽。 (打中药名一) (明天冬)

仲尼日月。 (打古人名一) (孔明)

落花满地不惊心。 (打晋人名一) (谢安)

降落伞。 (打古人名一) (张飞)

仲尼日月也。 (打成语一句) (一孔之见)

南北安全，左右倾斜。(打成语一句) (东倒西歪)

西施脸上出天花。 (打成语一句) (美中不足)

五句话。 (打成语一句) (三言两语)

心无二用。 (打成语一句) (一心一意)

游泳比赛。 (打成语一句) (力争上游)

万年青。 (打成语一句) (长生不老)

导游。 (打成语一句) (引人入胜)

红头绿身真漂亮，五彩薄衫披两边，可是专干坏勾当，传播痢疾和霍乱。(猜昆虫)答案：

苍蝇

两眼外秃大嘴巴，有个尾巴比身大，青草假山来相伴，绽放朵朵大红花。(猜水中动物) 答案：

金鱼

全身片片银假亮，瞧来神气又威武，有翅寸步飞不起，无脚五湖四海行。(猜水中动物) 答案：

鱼

似鸟又非鸟，有翅身无毛，一脸丑模样，专爱夜遨游。(猜空中动物) 答案：

蝙蝠

一身白袍衣，两只红眼睛，是和平化身，人人都喜欢。(猜空中动物) 答案：

鸽子

远瞧犹如岛一座，总有水柱向上喷，模样向鱼不是鱼，哺乳幼儿有一手。(猜水中动物) 答案：

鲸鱼

纵横沙漠中，展翅飞不起，快走犹如飞，是鸟中第一。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

鸵鸟

活动地盘在墙壁，专门收拾飞蚊虫，尾断无碍会再生，医学名称是守宫。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

壁虎

个子虽不大，浑身是武器，见敌缩成团，看你奈我何。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

刺猬

绿衣汉，街上站，光吃纸，不吃饭。(猜一物) 答案：

邮筒

半空中，一只碗，下雨下不满。(猜一物) 答案：

鸟巢

千根线，万根线，落到水里就不见。(猜自然物) 答案：

雨

一间屋，叁个门，里面只住半个人。(猜用品) 答案：

裤子

浑身毛，一条腿，不怕灰尘只怕水。(猜用品) 答案：

鸡毛帚

稀奇稀奇真稀奇，拿人鼻子当马骑。(猜一物) 答案：

眼镜

四四方方一块田，一块一块买铜钱。(猜食物) 答案：

豆腐

一双玉燕靠地飞，早上出门夜里归。(猜用品) 答案：

鞋子

有风不动无风动，不动无风动有风。(猜一物) 答案：

扇子

一只狗，站门口，打一枪，就开口。(猜一物) 答案：

锁头

滑溜溜，光亮亮，眼睛生在屁股上。(猜一物) 答案：

针

盖一半，露一半，太阳出来晒一半。(猜一物) 答案：

屋瓦

此物大而轻，肚内火烧心。(猜一物) 答案：

灯笼

水皱眉，树摇动，花弯腰，云逃走。(猜自然物) 答案：

云

硬舌头，尖嘴巴，不吃饭，光喝茶。(猜用品) 答案：

钢笔

性情躁烈爆，常批黄皮袄，山中称大王，我说那是猫。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

老虎

黑背白肚皮，一副绅士样，两翅当划桨，双脚似鸭蹼。(猜水中动物) 答案：

企鹅

不管翻地或打洞，天生爱动到处钻，松松土来施点肥，人人称我为地龙。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

蚯蚓

细细身体长又长，身後背着四面旗，斗大眼睛照前方，专除害虫有助益。(猜昆虫) 答案：

蜻蜓

椎子尾，橄榄头，最爱头尾壳内收，走起路来慢又慢，有谁比他更长寿。(猜水中动物) 答案：

乌龟

任劳又任怨，田里活猛干，生产万顿粮，只把草当饭。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

牛

一身金钱袍，猫脸性残暴，爬树且游水，嗜肉不食草。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

豹

此物生的怪，肚下长口袋，宝宝带中养，跳起来真快。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

袋鼠

从头到脚硬盔甲，走起路来横着走，张牙舞爪八只脚，两把利剪真吓人。(猜水中动物) 答案：

螃蟹

顶上红冠戴，身披五彩衣，能测天亮时，呼得众人醒。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

公鸡

小小娃娃兵，四处寻猎物，物虽比己大，团结便解决。(猜陆上动物) 答案：

蚂蚁

尖长嘴，铁刺骨，咬一口，走一步。(猜用具) 答案：

剪刀

要玩他，才买他，买了他，却打他。(猜娱乐品) 答案：

鼓

会走没有腿，会吃没有嘴，过河没有水，死了没有鬼。(猜一物) 答案：

象棋

一对夫妻，同命相依，白天结合，晚上分离。(猜一物) 答案：

钮扣

一物不才，比客先来，客来他不见，客走又出来。(猜用具) 答案：

扫帚

1. There were some fruit trees on the farm.(改为一般疑问句)

Were there any fruit trees on the farm?

2、Can I watch TV now? (肯定回答)

Yes, you can.

3、Does your sister come home now?(否定回答)

No, she doesn’t.

4、It means ‘Danger’. (改为一般疑问句 )

Does it mean ‘Danger’.

5. He asks Ben some questions about public signs. (转为现在进行时)

He is asking Ben some questions about public signs.

6.That sign means Keep off the grass(改为同义句)

That sign means we should keep off the grass.

7. They mean different things.(改为一般疑问句)

Do they mean different things?

8. He sees some public signs in the park.(改为否定句)

He doesn’t see any public signs in the park.

9. It means Danger!(对划线部分提问)

What does it mean?

10. They are watching TV now.(用every Sunday代替now)

They watch TV every Sunday.

11.Today is Saturday. (对画线部分提问)

What day is it today?

12.He always has a lot of questions. (改为一般疑问句)

Does he always have a lot of questions?

13.Can I go in? (改为肯定句)

I can go in.

14.He can see some public signs in the park. (对画线部分提问)

What can he see in the park?

15.There are a lot of signs here. (改为一般疑问句)

Are there a lot of signs here?

16.The sign means ‘Be quiet’ ! (改为否定句)

The sign doesn’t mean ‘ Be quiet’.

17.Mr Smith is taking a walk in the park. (对画线部分提问)

What is Mr Smith doing in the park?

18.You should come. (改为否定句)

You shouldn’t come.

19.There is no one nearby. (同义句改写)

There is nobody nearby.

20.There is someone nearby. (改为否定句)

There isn’t anyone nearby.

21.I would like a yo-yo as a New Year’s present. (对画线部分提问)

What would you like as a New Year’s present?

22.It is the second of January. (对画线部分提问)

What is the date?

23.My grandfather’s birthday is on the fifth of November. (对画线部分提问)

When is your grandfather’s birthday?

24.Ben lives in China now. (改为一般疑问句，并作否定回答)

Does Ben live in China now?

25. There were a lot of oranges on the farm.(改为否定句)

There weren’t a lot of oranges on the farm.

26.We are talking about Helen’s birthday party. (改为一般疑问句，并作肯定回

答)

Are you talking about Helen’s birthday party? Yes, we are.

27.My birthday is in August. (对画线部分提问)

When’s your birthday?

28.He would like to come. (改为一般疑问句)

Would he like to come?

29.I’d like to go there. (对画线部分提问)

What would you like to do?

30.My mother’d like to give me a candle. (改为否定句)

My mother would not like to give me a candle.

31.Today Ben is visiting Jim. (对画线部分提问)

What is Ben doing today?

32.I was here a moment ago. (改为否定句)

I wasn’t here a moment ago.

33.He was there. (改为一般疑问句)

Was he there?

34.The bag was on the desk. (改为复数形式)

The bags were on the desk.

35.The boy runs. (用now改写句子)

The boy is running now.

36.They are in the classroom. (对画线部分提问)

Where are they?

37.The films are on the ground. (用a moment ago改写句子)

The films were on the ground a moment ago.

38.He writes a diary everyday. (改为复数形式)

They write some diaries everyday.

39 Kick it to me.( 改为否定句)

Don’t kick it to me.

40. Mr. Green cooked a lot of food. (划线提问)

What did Mr Green do?

41.What date is it today? (同义句改写)

What’s the date today?

42.Would you like to have a VCD? (作肯定回答)

Yes, I’d like to.

43. LinTao’s grandpa showed us his stamp. (改为同义句)

LinTao’s grandpa showed his stamp to us.

44. You can pick them up for me.(一般疑问句)

Can you pick them up for me?

45. Ben and Jim often go home together after school.(一般疑问句)

Do Ben and Jim often go home together after school?

46. Mr. Green cooked a lot of food on Wednesday.(改为一般疑问句)

Did Mr. Green cook a lot of food on Wednesday?

47. We played games and planted flowers.(改为否定句)

We didn’t play games and plant flowers

48、It means ‘No Parking’.(划线部分提问)

What does it mean?