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英语故事:丑小鸭

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乡村真美。此时正值夏季,田里的小麦都呈现金黄色而燕麦依然青绿。干草被堆放在低洼的草地上,广阔的树林围绕着

田野和草地,树林的中央有多处深邃的湖泊,在阳光最充足的地方矗立着一栋老旧的大宅邸。这栋宅邸被一条深长的壕沟所包围,茂盛的

叶子从这栋房子干部上的藤蔓往下长,延伸到河水的边缘。其中有一些叶子很大,小孩子可以拿它们来当雨伞。

在森林的深处有一只母鸭子坐在她的巢中,她的小鸭子们即将孵出来。

终于蛋一个接一个地开始裂了。 “吱,吱!”小鸭们叫着。“呱,呱!”母鸭回道。“这个世界好大啊!”小鸭子异口同声道。

The countryside was lovely. It was summer. The wheat was golden and the oats were still

green. The hay was stacked in the low-lying meadows. There lay great woods around the fields and meadows.

There were deep lakes in the midst of the woods. In the sunniest spot stood an old mansion surrounded by a deep moat.

Great leaves grew from the vines on the walls of the house right down to the waters edge.

Some of the leaves were so big that a child could use them as an umbrella.

In the depths of a forest a duck was sitting in her nest. Her little ducklings were about to be hatched.

At last one egg after another began to crack." Cheep, cheep!" the ducklings said." Quack, quack!" said the duck.

" How big the world is!" said all the young ones.

但最大的蛋依旧在那儿,于是她又再坐回她的巢中。

一只年长的鸭子过来拜访她说:“喂!你近来可好吗?”坐着的母鸭回答说:“这枚蛋花了很长的时间,

壳偏偏还不裂开,不过其他的小鸭都是最完美的鸭子,他们很像他们的爸爸。”

年长的鸭子说:“让我看看那枚不会裂开的蛋,你或许是坐在一枚火鸡的蛋上!我曾经像那样被骗过一次。不错,那是火鸡的蛋!

你最好不要管它,去教其它的小鸭游泳吧。”

“我要再多坐一会儿。”

But the biggest egg was still there. And then she settled herself on the nest again.

"Well, how are you getting on?" said an old duck who came to pay her a visit." This egg is taking such a long time," answered the sitting duck."

The shell will not crack, but the others are the finest ducklings. They are like their father."

"let me look at the egg which wont crack," said the old duck." You may be sitting on a turkeys egg!

I have been cheated like that once. Yes. its a turkeys egg!

You had better leave it alone and teach the other children to swim."

"I will sit on it a little longer."

终于这枚巨蛋裂开了。这小子可真是又大又丑!她说:“那是一只非常巨大的鸭子,其他的小鸭没有一只看起来像他一样。

他会是火鸡的孩子吗?我会尽快查清楚,我将叫他下水去。”

隔天这只母鸭带着她的一家人走到壕沟。

她跳入水中,“呱,呱,”她说,小鸭们一只接一只地跳进河里。

这只又大又丑的鸭子跟着他们一起游来游去,她说:“不是的,那不是火鸡。呱,呱!现在跟我来,我将带你们去参观这个世界,

要一直靠近我并小心猫!”第一天过去了,一切都还顺利。

At last the big egg cracked. How big and ugly the baby was! " That is a very big duckling." she said,

" None of the others look like that. Can he be a turkeys chick?

I will soon find out. I will make him go into water."

The next day the mother duck with her family went down to the moat. She said, and one duckling jumped in after another.

The big ugly one swam about with them." No, that is no turkey," she said," Quack, quack! Now come with me

and I will take you into the world. Keep close to me all the time. Be careful of the cat!"

The first day passed, and everything was fine.

之后,事情愈来愈糟。这只可怜的小鸭被所有的小鸭追逐和骚扰,因为他长得很丑。大鸭们咬他,母鸡们啄他,

而喂食他们的女孩把他踢到旁边去。于是他离家出走,不久就来到一片野鸭住的广阔沼泽。

他双疲倦又痛苦,因此他整晚都在那里。

早上这群野鸭们飞来看他们的新朋友。这些野鸭说:“你长得非常丑,但那对我们来说无所谓。”他在那里整整待了两天,

然后有两只野雁飞过来。就在那个时候,他听到“砰!砰!”的声音,那两只野雁摔落在芦苇丛中死了。

对这只可怜的小鸭子来说,那是一项很可怕的冲击。

Afterwards, matters grew worse and worse. The poor duckling was chased and harassed by all the ducklings because he was very ugly.

The ducks bit him, the hens pecked him. and the girl who fed them kicked him aside. Then he ran off and soon came to a great marsh where the wild ducks lived.

He was so tired and miserable that he stayed there the whole night.

In the morning the wild ducks flew up to see their new friend." You are very ugly," said the wild ducks," but that does not matter to us."

He stayed there two whole days . And then two wild geese came.

Just at that moment the sound of "Bang! Bang!" was heard, and both the wild geese fell dead among the reeds.

It was a terrible shock to the poor duckling.

一只巨大的狗出现在他的身边,离他很近。这只狗露出锐利的牙齿,继续往前走,没有碰他。

这只小鸭叹息说:“哦,谢谢老天爷!我是这么丑,因此连狗都不会咬我!”

晚上他来到一间小屋。这间小屋住着一位老婆婆和她的猫及母鸡。她的视力不好,以为这只小鸭是一只肥鸭。

她说:“要是我有了鸭蛋,我就发财了,”因此她留这只小鸭住了3个星期,但他并没有下蛋。

这只猫是这间房子的主人,而这只母鸡是女主人。

A big dog appeared close beside him. He showed his sharp teeth and went on without touching him.

"Oh, thank Heaven! I am so ugly that even the dog wont bite me!"

sighed the duckling.

In the evening he reached a little cottage where an old woman lived with her cat and her hen.

Her eyesight was not good, and she thought the duckling was a fat duck.

"I will be rich if I have duck eggs," she said.

So she took in the duckling for three weeks, but he laid no eggs.The cat was the master of the house

and the hen was the mistress.

母鸡说:“你能不能下蛋呢?”

小鸭回答说:“不能。”

这只猫说:“那么你最好离开到外面广阔的世界去。”就这样这只小鸭离开了。

有一天晚上,太阳刚刚下山,此时有一群漂亮的大鸟从矮树丛飞出来。

小鸭心想:“我从来没有看过这么漂亮的东西。”

"Can you lay eggs?" asked the hen.

"No," answered the duckling.

"Then you had better go out into the wide world," said the cat. So away went the duckling.

One evening the sun was just setting when a flock of beautiful large birds appeared out of the bushes.

The duckling thought," Ive never seen anything so beautiful."

他们有长长的脖子,全身是令人眩目的白色。他们是天鹅,他并不知道这些鸟是什么鸟。

冬天非常地寒冷刺骨,因此这只小鸭在水中游来游去以免冻僵了。

太阳又开始温暖地照耀着,云雀在歌唱,美丽的春天已经来临了。突然这只小鸭举起他的翅膀, 而翅膀拍动的力气要比以前大,

不知不觉中,他发觉自己已置身在一座巨大的花园里,花园里的苹果树开满了花,紫丁香长长的枝桠垂挂在湖岸边。

就在他的面前,他看到三只美丽的白天鹅向他游过来。

They were dazzlingly white with long necks. They were swans.

He did not know what the birds were.

The winter was so bitterly cold that the duckling swam about in the water to keep himself from freezing.

The sun began to shine warmly again. The larks were singing and beautiful spring had come.

Then, all at once, the duckling raised his wings and they flapped with much greater strength than before.

Before he knew it, he found himself in a large garden where the apple trees were in

full blossom and long branches of lilacs overhung the shores of the lake.

Just in front of him he saw three beautiful white swans swimming towards him.

“我将朝他们飞去而他们将会把我劈成粉碎,因为我长得非常丑。

不过没有关系,我宁愿被他们杀死也不愿被那些鸭子咬或是被那些母鸡啄。”

因此他飞入水中朝这些天鹅游过去,他们看到他就向他冲过来。

“杀死我吧,噢,杀死我吧!”可怜的小鸭说着朝水中低头,等待死亡的来临。

但他在清澈的水中看到什么样了呢?

"I will fly to them and they will hack me to pieces because I am so ugly.

But it doesnt matter. I would rather be killed by them than be bitten by the ducks or pecked by the hens."

So he flew into the water and swam towards the swans. They saw him and darted towards him.

"Kill me! Oh, kill me!" said the poor duckling,

and he waited for his death bowing his head towards the water.

But what did he see in the clear water? He was no longer a dark gray ugly bird.

他不再是只黑灰丑陋的鸟,他竟然是一只天鹅!

有些小孩手拿玉米和面包来到这个花园,将这些东西投入水中。

个子最小的那个孩子兴高采烈地大叫:“有一只新来的天鹅。”其他的孩子大叫:

“对啊!来了一只新的。”

他对着自己说:“当我是那只丑小鸭的时候,我从来也没梦想过我能够这么快乐!”

He was himself a swan!

Some children came into the garden with corn and pieces of bread, which they threw into the water.

The smallest child shouted with joy," There is a new one."

The other children shouted, "Yes, a new one has come."

He said to himself,

" I never dreamed that I could be so happy when I was the ugly duckling!"

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Zhuangzi was sitting by Pushui Rievr, fishing leisurely1.

Chu Weiwang, king of the state of Chu, sent two ministers to come to persuade him accepting the position of Prime Minister.

Zhuangzi asked, "It is heard that a holy tortoise which has been dead for three thousand years is treated as the national treasure and put in the holy temple. So, ministers, do you think the tortoise would rather to live in the slush, pulling its tail; than to enjoy the aterlife honor?"

"We think it would rather to be alive!" the ministers answered. "Then, you could leave now. I prefer living freely." Zhuangzi said.

庄子悠闲地坐在濮水河边钓鱼

楚威王派二位大臣游说庄子,希望他接受楚国相国的职位。

庄子问道:“听说贵国有只神龟,已死三千年,楚王将它作为镇国之宝,珍藏在庙堂之中。两位认为这乌龟愿意享有死后的尊荣还是宁肯拖着尾巴在烂泥里活着?”

楚国使丞回答说:“我们认为他愿意活着!”庄子听了这话,对二人说:“好了,两位走吧。我也愿意拖着尾巴在这烂泥中自由自在地活着。”

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He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.他从容的吃了早餐,高兴的开车去工作。

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篇2:英语寓言故事带翻译

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“Why need our care?’

“Because from then on the aunt cannot do what they liked to along with her daughter. She is very pitiful. In her distress, making dinners and doing chores are also becoming so difficult. My dear, can you help Mother hit an idea to help the aunt in other ways?”

At her mother’s proposal, the girl thought for a long while. All of a sudden, she went to the neighbor and knocked at the door.

The neighbor with a look of haggardness and tiredness opened the door.

“What can I do for you?” asked the neighbor.

“I heard my mother say you’re very distressed for losing your daughter…” The girl timidly handed the band-aid tightly held in her hand to the neighbor.

The neighbor suddenly choked with sobs, her tears gushing from her eyes. She hugged the girl and said, “Thank you. This band-aid will cure my wound.”

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“妈妈,您在忙什么呢?”还不到6岁的女孩,好奇的问妈妈。

“给邻居家的阿姨做饭。”

“为什么?”

“前几天阿姨失去了心爱的女儿,现在很伤心。我们这几天要好好照顾她。”

“为什么需要我们照顾呢?”

“阿姨以后不能和她女儿一起做他们喜欢做的事了,很可怜。人在极度悲伤时,做饭和料理家务也会变得很难。女儿,你能不能也帮妈妈想想其他能帮助阿姨做的事呢?”

女孩听到妈妈的提议,认真的思考了很久,突然走到邻居家敲响了门。

一脸憔悴和疲惫的邻居开了门。

“有什么事吗?”邻居问道。

“听妈妈说,您因为失去了女儿,非常痛苦……”女孩羞涩的把攥在手里的创可贴递给了邻居。

“阿姨,把这个贴在胸口吧,那样你的心就不会痛了。”

邻居突然哽咽起来,泪水夺眶而出。她抱住女孩说:“谢谢,这个创可贴会治好我的伤口的。”

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In the Warring States Period, a man in the state of Chu was offering a sacrifice to his ancestors. After the ceremony, the man gave a beaker of wine to his servants. The servants thought that there was not enought wine for all of them, and decided to each draw a piecture of snake; the one who finished the piecture first would get the wine. One of them drew very rapidly. Seeing that the others were still busy drawing, he added feet to the snake. At this moment, another man finished, snatched the beaker and drank the wine, saying,"A snake doesnt have feet. How can you add feet to a snake?"

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篇4:英语比赛

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放暑假了,我可丝毫没有放松自己的学习,报名参加了“湖北省第十二届青少年儿童英语比赛”。这个赛事对我可不陌生,在我上幼儿园时就参加过两届。虽然当时在幼儿组,我获得过一等奖的好成绩,但现在,我是小学生了,比赛的要求更高,增加了听力测试,我还能行我去参赛为此,我参加了短期赛前培训。

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篇6:幽默的哲理故事

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也许你会遇到不开心的事,但我们可以在幽默故事中找回快乐,小编收集关于幽默的哲理故事,欢迎阅读。

1、父子二人经过五星级饭店门口,看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。

儿子不屑地对他的父亲说:「坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!」

父亲则轻描淡写地回答:说这种话的人,口袋里一定没有钱

【哲理故事启示】你对事情的看法,是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?

2、晚饭后,母亲和女儿一块儿洗碗盘,父亲和儿子在客厅看电视。

突然,厨房里传来打破盘子的响声,然后一片沉寂。

儿子望着他父亲,说道:「一定是妈妈打破的。」

「你怎么知道?」

「她没有骂人」

【哲理故事启示】我们习惯以不同的标准来看人看己,以致往往是责人以严,待己以宽。

3、有两个台湾观光团到日本伊豆半岛旅游,路况很坏,到处都是坑洞。

其中一位导游连声抱歉,说路面简直像麻子一样。

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【哲理故事启示】虽是同样的情况,然而不同的意念,就会产生不同的态度。思想是何等奇妙的事,如何去想,决定权在你。

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中国的老师斥之为:「胸无大志,孺子不可教也!」

外国的老师则会说:「愿你把欢笑带给全世界!」

【哲理故事启示】身为长辈的我们,不但容易要求多于鼓励,更狭窄的界定了成功的定义。

5、有一个欧巴桑在首饰店里看到二只一模一样的手环。一个标价五百五十元,另一个却只标价二百五十元。

她大为心喜,立刻买下二百五十元的手环,得意洋洋的走出店门。

临出去前,听到里面的店员悄悄对另一个店员说:「看吧,这一招屡试不爽。」

【哲理故事启示】试探如饵,可以轻而易举的使许多人显露出贪婪的本性,然而那常常是吃亏受骗的开始。

6、乞丐:「能不能给我一百块钱?」

路人:「我只有八十块钱。」

乞丐:「那你就欠我二十块钱吧」

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7、在故宫博物院中,有一个太太不耐烦地对她先生说:

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【哲理故事启示】有人只知道在人生的道路上狂奔,结果失去了观看两旁美丽花朵的机会。

8、妻子正在厨房炒菜。丈夫在她旁边一直唠叨不停:慢些。小心!火太大了。

赶快把鱼翻过来。快铲起来,油放太多了!把豆腐整平一下。哎唷,锅子歪了!」

「请你住口!」妻子脱口而出,「我懂得怎样炒菜。」

「你当然懂,太太,」丈夫平静地答道:「我只是要让你知道,我在开车时,你在旁边喋喋不休,我的感觉如何。」

【哲理故事启示】学会体谅他人并不困难,只要你愿意认真地站在对方的角度和立场看问题。

9、第一名

毕业典礼上,校长宣布全年级第一名的同学上台领奖,可是连续叫了好几声之后,那位学生才慢慢的走上台。

后来,老师问那位学生说:"怎么了?是不是生病了?还是没听清楚?"

学生答:"不是的,我是怕其他同学没听清楚。"

【哲理故事启示】名与利是多少人的捆绑、多少人的心结?我们被教育要争气、要出头,但是争气出头的,不过是少数人,沉默的大众毕竟还多数。想一想,有那么多人都和你我一样,不也是很兴奋的一件事吗?

10、理由充份

一辆载满乘客的公共汽车沿着下坡路快速前进着,有一个人后面紧紧地追赶着这辆车子。

一个乘客从车窗中伸出头来对追车子的人:"老兄!算啦,你追不上的!"

"我必须追上它,"这人气喘吁吁地说:"我是这辆车的司机"

【哲理故事启示】有些人必须非常认真努力,因为不这样的话,后果就十分悲惨了!然而也正因为必须全力以赴,潜在的本能和不为人知的特质终将充份展现出来。

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篇7:意林幽默有哲理故事

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13岁那年,我失去了父亲。是母亲拼命为我撑起了一片少雨的天空,使我顺利地完成了大学学业。

我幸运地被一家大企业录用,待遇很丰厚,在那里工作不到两年,爱神突然降临。深爱我的不是别人,是该企业负责人的儿子。

他仪表堂堂,英俊潇洒,又是重点大学毕业的,各方面都很优秀,我沉浸在恋爱的幸福之中。相处不到半年,他就向我提出了结婚的要求。

我们的婚礼在本市一家最大的酒店里举行。那天,我和他站在酒店门前,迎来了那么多的亲朋好友。一时间,客人们的祝福、赞誉声像潮水般涌来,使我如入梦境,真有点飘飘然的感觉。

婚宴开始前,有一个小小的仪式,那就是新郎新娘向双方父母行礼。当主持人告诉我们婚礼即将开始的时候,我看到母亲坐在大厅一个最不显眼的角落,穿戴和平常一样,满头白发。

我心想母亲也不好好打扮一下,这毕竟是女儿的婚礼啊!我后悔自己太忙而没有嘱咐母亲。母亲看上去态度很拘谨,好像手足无措的样子。跟男友父母比,相差实在太远了。

让母亲上台丢人现眼?不!我看着主持人,突然灵机一动,我走过去对主持人悄悄说:“我妈身体不好,怕吵,就别让她上前台了吧!”

主持人点点头后,宣布婚礼正式开始了,我们踏着婚礼进行曲,缓缓地走上前台,主持人请新郎父母上台,并说:“请新人向父母行礼,感谢他们多年的养育之恩。”

“养育之恩”这四个字,使我的心猛地一颤,望着台下的母亲,我看到她正在抹眼泪。虽然我心里好像有什么东西堵着,可转念又想,我是她的整个世界。我的幸福快乐,就是她的幸福快乐,她此时流的泪水,应该是高兴的泪水吧。

婚礼过后几天,母亲就恋恋不舍地离开了我们,走时眼里一直含着泪花。

半年后,我去参加同事菊的婚宴。当主持人请新郎新娘父母上台时,我一下子怔住了:我看见一位母亲坐着轮椅被人推上前台。主持人介绍:“这位是新娘的母亲。”

快言快语的菊接过麦克风:“今天是我一生中最幸福的时刻,我要让母亲跟我一起分享幸福。母亲虽然不能像正常人那样走路,但她为我献出了全部的爱。在我的心目中,她永远是伟大的母亲!”顿时,大厅内的掌声掩盖了一切。

就在这一瞬间,我的心像被针扎似的疼痛,想起自己半年前的婚礼,想起在婚礼上流泪的母亲……比起菊,我羞愧得无地自容,此时,我才明白,一时的虚荣,是何等的悲哀!

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篇8:幽默哲理故事及感悟罚人吃肉

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唐朝有个皇族的后裔叫李载仁,由于当时战争四起,所以百姓们都没有安定的日子过,为了逃避战乱,李载仁跑到江陵高季兴那里,做了个观察推官。他生性迂腐,行动缓慢,从不吃猪肉。

有一次,他将要去接受上司的召见,刚上马,家里的仆人打架了。李载仁大怒,叫人立即从厨房里拿来大饼和猪肉,让打架的人当着他的面吃下去,并且警告说:“以后如果胆敢再打架,一定要在猪肉里加上酥油来重重地惩罚你们!”

【大道理】:

不要因为自己不喜欢的事情,别人非常喜欢也说不定;

如果用别人喜欢的事情自己不喜欢的事情去惩罚别人,那是一种愚蠢的行为。

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篇9:小故事的英语读后感

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During the composition class, the teacher sent a story about a senior high school student who had read from small to large, and realized that "poverty is the best university."".

The student was very poor in his family, but he worked hard and studied hard.Once, he went to Tianjin, and eager rushed home to tread on air, want to tell the family, but the family home, the face is full of melancholy, because my parents quarrel, the old grandpa excited and died, so he will score plug under the pillow, will that happy look away, but his mother went out of his way, make money for him.

He is very sensible, very considerate parents, more frugal, eat not only think of the amount, method and his mother taught her to read English, according to his mother to do, indeed, half a year after the English exam in the top three class.

This story gave me a lot of inspiration, which "poverty is one of the best universities", this sentence has influenced me the most, I used to think that the poor can not chengdaqi, but this story has inspired me to learn the best starting point instead of poverty!

[小故事英语读后感

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篇10:中外名人幽默故事——《胡适》

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中国现代着名学者胡适是属兔子的,他的夫人江冬秀是属老虎的,胡适常开玩笑说:“兔子怕老虎。”当时就流传了胡适怕老婆的笑话。

有一次,巴黎的朋友寄给胡适十几个法国的古铜币,因钱有“PTT”三个宇母,读起来谐音正巧为怕太太。胡适与几个怕太太的朋友开玩笑说:“如果成立一个怕太太协会,这些铜币正好用来做会员的证章。”

胡适经常到大学里去讲演。有一次,在某大学,讲演中他常引用

孔子、孟子、孙中山先生的话。引用时,他就在黑板上写:

“孔说”,“孟说”,“孙说”。

最后,他发现自己的意见时,竟引起了哄堂大笑,原来他写的是:

“胡说”。

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篇11:幽默哲理小故事:谁被谁耍了

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动物园里,大人指着笼子里的猴子,对小孩说:“你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗?”

“不知道。”小孩看着上蹿下跳的猴子回答。

“记住,孩子,”大人说,“这种动物叫猴,是专门供咱们人类开心的。”

“何以见得呢?”小孩问。

“不信你瞧——”大人说着,从提包中摸出一颗花生,朝笼子里的大猴背后扔去,只见大猴急转身,略一迟疑,却用嘴接住,然后再用爪子从嘴里取出来,剥开吃掉,显得很滑稽。

小孩笑起来,说:“真有意思!”

大人也被大猴的举动逗得很开心,便来了兴致,又将另一颗花生扔进去,还是扔向大猴身后的地方,大猴故技重演,转身,跳起来用嘴接住,用爪子取出剥开,放进嘴里。

大人受了鼓舞,便不断地扔,大猴便不断地这样接,接住吃掉,或给身边的小猴。

直到一大包花生全部扔完了,大人和小孩才恋恋不舍地离开。

路上,小孩问大人:“你为什么将花生扔到大猴的背后呢?”

大人得意地笑了,说:“猴子翻来覆去地来回折腾才有意思啊?”

小孩信服地说:“爸爸你真行!”

大人又说:“猴子这种动物自以为挺聪明,其实被咱们耍了,它还不知道呢,真可悲!”

动物园里,大猴指着笼子外的人,对小猴说:“你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗?

“不知道。”小猴望着指手画脚的人回答。

“记住,孩子,”大猴说,“这种动物叫人,是专门供咱们猴子开心的。”

“何以见得呢?”小猴问。

“不信你瞧——”这时,适逢有个大人往笼子里扔花生,扔向大猴背后,大猴急转身,略一思忖,用嘴去接住,然后再用爪子从嘴里取出,剥开吃掉,显得很滑稽。终于,那大人的一大包花生全部扔给了猴子。

他们走后,小猴问大猴:“你为什么用嘴去接扔进来的花生?”

大猴得意地笑了,说:“如果我用爪子去接,他们还会继续扔吗?”

小猴信服地说:“妈妈你真行。”

大猴又说:“人这种动物自以为挺聪明,其实被咱耍了,他们还不知道呢,真可悲!”

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篇12:关于感恩节的英语幽默笑话

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This pampered young lady had left her family for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely on Thanksgiving. She decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for herself. She was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to her mother and mother really wanted to know about the results. When asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble with turkey. Trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother asked, "Was it burnt?" The lady replied, "Oh! I couldnt taste it mom. It simply wouldnt sit still!"

一位养尊处优的年轻小姐头一回离家去上大学,到了感恩节她倍感孤单。她决定为自己做一顿感恩节大餐。她正在向自己的母亲描述自己第一次做饭的经历,而母亲也很想知道结果如何。当被问及做得好不好吃,这位小姐打了一个颤说,尽管速食汤和批萨不错,但是烹饪火鸡时却遇到了不小的麻烦。她的母亲想找到问题的根源,于是就问她:“是不是烤焦了?”这位小姐回答道:“哦,我没法品尝它,妈妈。火鸡就是不肯老实地坐着!”

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篇13:白雪公主故事改编英语作文

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Long long ago, in the magnificent castle, lived a pretty princess. Her name is Snow White. Her mother died. Therefore king got married again. She had a step mother, but her step mother was very bad,beacuse she is awitch. The Snow White was very scared, beacuse she is pure, white and lovely. So witch was jealous of Snow White, she is very angry.

One day,she asked a hunter to kill the Snow White, but the hunter saw the Snow White very beautiful, so let Snow White escape, Snow Whit ran faster and faster, she arrived the forest, unexpectedly, she saw a small log cabin. Here was Dwarfs home, she ate some food, lay on a small bed, quietly sleeping. After a while, Dwarfs came back, they discovered a Snow White and they are very happy. After Snow White waked up, Dwarfs knew her story, they all hated Snow Whites step mother, they helped the Snow White. She was very happy. Witch knew Snow White didnt die, she was very angry, she made up an old woman and brought Snow White the poisonous apple.

After Snow White eat it. She fell down the ground, Dwarfs were very sad, they were crying and put Snow White in the crystal coffin. After a while, a handsome prince arrived Dwarfs home, he opened the crystal coffin, saw Snow White and thought she was very pretty. So he kissed the Snow White ,at this time, Snow White woke up and spit out the the poisonous apple. She was happy. Then they got married. After old king die, the prince became the king, Snow White became the queen, they had many sons and daughters, the life was very happy.

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篇14:高二英语作文:享受比赛EnjoytheMatch

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Once I saw the TV show, it was about the fathers and their kids having the match, they were separated by five groups and compete for the match. At first, they were competing happily, but as the game came to the end, the last group was so worried. The father inspired his kid to stick on and finish the match, while the kid was crying because he knew he must be the last. After the match, the father told his kid that winning was not the most important thing for the match, the first thing was to enjoy the game and finish it, the result was not that important. I agree with the father, the child must be endowed with the consciousness that to enjoy the game is more important than to win. Every match can only have one win, but we can enjoy every match.

曾经我看到一个电视节目,那是关于爸爸和孩子在比赛,他们分成五个组,在进行比赛。一开始,他们比得很开心,但是随着比赛来到结尾,最后的那组显得很着急。爸爸鼓励他的孩子坚持完成比赛,然而孩子却在哭泣,因为他知道他肯定是最后一名。比赛过后,爸爸告诉孩子,对于比赛来说,赢不是最重要的,最重要的是享受比赛,并且完成它,结果也不是那么的重要。我同意那位爸爸的话,孩子必须要有这样的意识,享受比赛比赢得比赛更为重要。每个比赛只有一个赢家,但是我们可以享受每场比赛。

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篇15:足球比赛英语足球比赛footballgame

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last week, my father took me to the park with his friends, they planed to play the football game, so i could have the chance to see the game. it was the first time for me to watch the football game. it was so good to watch it, i was full of passion. since that time, i fall in love with football, i spend more time with my father.

上周,我的爸爸带我和他的朋友去公园,他们打算踢足球赛,因此我有机会去看比赛。这是我第一次去看足球赛,那感觉真是棒极了,我充满了激情。打从那时起,我喜欢上了足球,我花多点时间和爸爸在一起。

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篇16:经典故事英语作文:小马过河

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One day, a colt carried a bag of wheat to the mill.

As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river. Water went gurgling on. The colt could not decide whether he could cross it. Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby. He asked, "Uncle Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?" the cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just to his knees.

The colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down a tree and stopped him. The squirrel shouted, "Colt, stop! Youll be drowned! One of my friends was drowned yesterday just in the river." Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mom.

He told his mom his experience on the way. His mother said, "My child, dont always listen to others. Youd better go and try yourself. Then youll know what to do."

Just at the river, the squirrel stopped the colt again. "Little horse, its too dangerous!" "No, I want to have a try by myself", answered the colt. Then he crossed the river carefully. On the other side of the river, the colt realized that the river was neither as shallow as the cow said nor as as deep as the squirrel told him.

The fable tells us a truth: real knowledge comes from practices.

一天, 老让小马驮着半口袋麦子到磨坊去磨面。

小马驮着口袋朝着磨坊跑去。忽然,一天小河挡住了去路,河水哗哗地流着。小马为难了,怎么办呢?它向四周望了望,看见一头老牛在河边吃草。小马问道:“牛伯伯,请您告诉我,这条河我能趟过去吗?”老牛说:“能。谁很浅,刚没小腿。”

小马听了老牛的话,正准备过河,突然丛树上跳下一只松鼠,拦住它大叫道:“小马,别过河!河水会把你淹死的。昨天,我的一个伙伴就是掉到这条河里淹死的!”小马不知如何是好,决定回家问妈妈。

小马把路上的经历告诉了妈妈。妈妈说:“孩子,光听别人说是不行的,你自己亲自去试一试,就知道答案了。”

小马回到河边,刚要下水,松鼠又大叫起来:“小马,你不要命啦?”小马说:“让我试试吧。”它一面回答一面下了河,小心地趟了过去。原来河水既不像老牛说的那样浅也不像松鼠说的那样深。

这则寓言告诉我们:实践出真知。

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篇17:有趣的讲故事比赛

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作者:范子诺

今天下午的时候,我们举行了学校的第五届的讲故事比赛,我们都很兴奋!

中午一起床,穿好衣服,到教室里带好红领巾,然后,我们排好队向五楼报告厅进发了,在路上,我们非常的高兴!

讲故事的选手有二十八个人,每个班里都有两个同学参加比赛,我们班参加比赛的是:活泼开朗的小女生曲姿谕,还有我们班的学习委员王浩然。他们讲的都很棒,都获得了“故事大王”的称号。

王浩然讲的是“少年岳飞”,王浩然讲的钢筋有力,而且说话非常的大声,就适合男孩子读的。王浩然讲的是少年岳飞小的时候所发生的事情,有一次,家里吃了上顿就吃不到下顿了,后来,他的几个好兄弟因为没有饭吃,想拦路抢劫,他们想叫岳飞跟他们一起去拦路抢劫,可是不管他们蒸馍说,岳飞也没有动心,而且还尝试着劝告他们,拦路抢劫是不对的,后来,他的母亲回来了,岳飞把这件事一五一十的告诉了母亲,母亲还夸他了呢!

曲姿谕同学讲的故事我就不说了,讲故事将比赛就结束了。

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篇18:关于英语故事

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When I was very small, I liked to read novels and watched all kinds of

detective cartoons. In my heart, I have a small dream. I want to be a writer. So

I have written some short stories, but I am very shy and never let others to see

it. I keep revising the stories and when I am ready, I want my best friend to be

my first reader.

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篇19:幽默哲理小故事

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一个年老的印度大师对总是抱怨的弟子感到厌倦了。有一天,他派他的弟子去买盐。弟子回来后,大师吩咐这个不快活的年轻人抓一把盐放在一杯水中,然后喝了它。

“味道如何?”大师问。

“苦。”弟子吐了口吐沫。

大师又吩咐年轻人抓一把盐放进附近的湖里。弟子于是把盐倒进湖里,老者说:“再尝尝湖水。”

年轻人捧了一口湖水尝了尝。大师问道:“什么味道?”

“很新鲜。”弟子答道。

“你尝到咸味了吗?”大师问。

“没有。”年轻人答道。

这时大师对弟子说道:“生命中的痛苦就象是盐;不多,也不少。我们在生活中遇到的痛苦就这么多。但是,我们体验到的痛苦却取决于我们将它盛放在多大的容器中。”

所以,当你处于痛苦时,你只要开阔你的胸怀……

不要做一只杯子,而要做一个湖泊。

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篇20:幽默类的哲理故事

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动物园里,大人指着笼子里的猴子,对小孩说:你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗?

不知道。小孩看着上蹿下跳的猴子回答。

记住,孩子,大人说,这种动物叫猴,是专门供咱们人类开心的。

何以见得呢?小孩问。

不信你瞧——大人说着,从提包中摸出一颗花生,朝笼子里的大猴背后扔去,只见大猴急转身,略一迟疑,却用嘴接住,然后再用爪子从嘴里取出来,剥开吃掉,显得很滑稽。

小孩笑起来,说:真有意思!

大人也被大猴的举动逗得很开心,便来了兴致,又将另一颗花生扔进去,还是扔向大猴身后的地方,大猴故技重演,转身,跳起来用嘴接住,用爪子取出剥开,放进嘴里。

大人受了鼓舞,便不断地扔,大猴便不断地这样接,接住吃掉,或给身边的小猴。

直到一大包花生全部扔完了,大人和小孩才恋恋不舍地离开。

路上,小孩问大人:你为什么将花生扔到大猴的背后呢?

大人得意地笑了,说:猴子翻来覆去地来回折腾才有意思啊?

小孩信服地说:爸爸你真行!

大人又说:猴子这种动物自以为挺聪明,其实被咱们耍了,它还不知道呢,真可悲!

动物园里,大猴指着笼子外的人,对小猴说:你知道这种动物叫什么名字吗?

不知道。小猴望着指手画脚的人回答。

记住,孩子,大猴说,这种动物叫人,是专门供咱们猴子开心的。

何以见得呢?小猴问。

不信你瞧——这时,适逢有个大人往笼子里扔花生,扔向大猴背后,大猴急转身,略一思忖,用嘴去接住,然后再用爪子从嘴里取出,剥开吃掉,显得很滑稽。终于,那大人的一大包花生全部扔给了猴子。

他们走后,小猴问大猴:你为什么用嘴去接扔进来的花生?

大猴得意地笑了,说:如果我用爪子去接,他们还会继续扔吗?

小猴信服地说:妈妈你真行。

大猴又说:人这种动物自以为挺聪明,其实被咱耍了,他们还不知道呢,真可悲!

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