我有趣的一天作文英语（经典20篇）

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

“叮铃铃，叮铃铃 ，校园里传来动听的上课铃，同学们纷纷地跑进教室，有的在喝水，有的在做课前准备，还有的已经在班里读课文，我们班英语老师米思包慢慢地走进教室，米思包说：“今天上表演课。”大家都欢呼起来说：“太好了，上表演课了。”我们组表演G部分的唱歌跳舞，我们带好组长做的头饰来到讲台。

“Hello，we are group four，plese watch our show。” 大家拉着手围成猫的家，小猫就住在公园路。有两个人手搭手做成一棵树，小鸟儿就可以在树上唱歌。有一个人用手做波浪式，小鱼儿在小河里自由自在地游呀游。接着，有两个人做成树洞，小兔子就可以住在洞里了。我们一边表演一边唱着优美的英文歌，米思包看着我们精彩的表演，开心地笑了，她还选我们去二班表演呢！

英语课真有趣，它给我带来快乐和勇气。

今天，谢老师告诉我们一件激动人心的事情。“下节课，我们将跨越太平洋，让一个身在美国的外国老师给我们上课哦！大家还可以问老师一些问题，请他回答哦！”同学们欢呼雀跃，我也充满期待。

第二天终于盼来了英语课，谢老师走了进来。她一阵操作，只见电脑屏幕上出现了一个外国人。他长着一头褐发，棕色眼睛，白色皮肤，还挺帅的。我们好奇地注视着他。开始上课了。那个外国老师笑盈盈地说：“Hello，boysandgirls！MynameisMark！Howareyou？”我们异口同声地回答：“Wearefine！Thankyou！”Mark开心地说：“Ok！That’sgo！”

这节课学的是圣诞节的内容。Mark先问我们喜不喜欢圣诞节，又问我们喜不喜欢礼物，“Yes！”我们大声回答。Mark用调皮的眼神扫了一眼大家，说了一串我们听不懂的英语，我们大眼瞪小眼，懵了……谢老师及时解围：“同学们，我们先看一个视频，了解一下Sally，Kate和Ben喜欢什么圣诞礼物吧！”这个视频很短，十分容易。我一下子就懂了。后面，Mark提的问题我也明白。我高高地举起了手，没想到，Mark真的请了我回答。他问我叫什么名字，我回答：“MynameisBella！”老师竖起大拇指夸奖了我。

到提问环节了。我拿出早已准备好的问题一直高举着手。同学们问的问题五花八门：你几岁？你爱吃什么？住在哪儿？……Mark都耐心一一解答。

下课了，我们恋恋不舍地和Mark拜拜。回家时，我和妈妈讲述了这段经历。她说：“以前，我们学英语叫哑巴英语，为了记住读音，我们还用中文来音译。哪像你们，可以直接和老外对话，真是太幸福了！”

是呀，随着科技进步，我们这一代人享受到更高端的科技成果！我相信，将来，科技进步会为我们创造更美好的生活。

Today is mothers birthday, but I didnt know what to by for her.A watch was a good present, but it was too expensive for me to buy.Flowers were not so expensive, but they would die soon.A birthday cake was too sweet and mother didnt like it.

今天是妈妈的生日，可是我还不知道给她买些什么。手表是挺好的礼物，可是太贵了，我买不起。花倒是不贵，可是很快就枯萎了。生日蛋糕太甜，妈妈不喜欢吃。

Then father thought a good idea.He said, "Why dont we make a wonderful dinner for her?That will show our love for her!" Oh, that was good.Love is the most expensive present in the world.

后来爸爸相处个好主意。他说，“为什么我们不做一顿美味的晚餐呢！那会显示出我们对她的爱！”啊，太好了。爱是世界上最昂贵的礼物。

I will never forget the smile on mothers face when we were having supper together.

我将永远忘不了我们共聚晚餐时妈妈脸上的笑容。

20xx年07月07日 星期四 天气：晴

今天晚上，我去上菁华浩扬英语课时，徐老师让我们分成两组举行了一场对抗赛。首先她让我们给自己的队伍起一个好听的名字，于是在叽叽喳喳的叫嚷中我们选中了“雏鹰队”这个名字，而对手却选择了“猛虎队”来做他们的队名。

竞赛开始了，老师在我们两个队各挑了一个人，让他们到黑板前写单词，“斗”了几个回合后，我们组领先了两分，对方恼羞成怒，拼命想把比分给扳回来。可是在读单词环节中他们又输惨了，结果现在我们已经领先四分了。到最后一个抢答的环节了，老师说：“这个项目是考验你们的反应能力的，猛虎队还有扳回比分的机会，要加油呀！”猛虎队员们一个个跃跃欲试，摩拳擦掌，看起来要和我们拼一个你死我活，鱼死网破了。你看在比赛中他们都反应神速，你争我抢的回答问题，可我们的队员也不是好惹得，个个争的面红耳赤，最后徐老师统计比分，我们“雏鹰队”以26：17这样悬殊的差距赢得了比赛。徐老师说：“下次你们猛虎队要加油啊！”

下课了，我们的队员还嘲笑地说：“你们地上跑的还是不如我们天上飞的吧，哈哈哈！”

导语：你喜欢读书吗?读书能够带给我们不一样的知识，下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的相关英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

One day, it was time for lunch. Mr and Ms White were already at the table, but where was Tom their only son. Mr White decided to go and asked Tom to have lunch. When he went into Toms bedroom, he found Tom reading a book while lying on the stomach on the floor. He told Tom to come to lunch immediately, so Tom did. Mr White wondered why Tom was so attractted by the book? So he decided to have a look at the book. Now, it was the turnof Ms White and Tom to wait. After sometime, Ms White asked son to see what his father was up to. Tom went tohis bedroom. To his great surprise, his father was lying on the stomach and reading the book. He is just being reading. Mr. White had forgotten all about for lunch , what is an interesting book.

【参考翻译】

某天吃中饭时，怀特夫妇在餐桌上等待着他们的儿子汤姆，但是汤姆去了哪里。怀特先生决定去叫汤姆吃午饭。当他进到汤姆的房间时，他发现汤姆正在倒躺着读书。他叫汤姆马上来吃饭，汤姆去了。怀特先生不知道什么书能够这么吸引汤姆的兴趣?他决定看一眼那本书。现在，华特女士和汤姆正在等待怀特先生吃饭。一会，怀特女士让汤姆去问问爸爸正在干嘛。汤姆去了他的卧室。让他惊讶的是，他的父亲也正倒躺着读书。他正在读书。怀特先生已经忘了吃中饭这回事，多么有趣的书啊。

每个周六的上午，都是我最开心的时候，因为又可以上有趣的英语课啦！

今天的英语课上到一半的时候，Cathy老师笑眯眯地对大家说：“谁可以上来表演一下第2单元的课文角色？”我们一听，都纷纷把手举得高高的。虽然我很荣幸地被Cathy老师选上了，但是我又很担心自己背不出来，于是，我心里暗暗想着：“我是最棒的，我一定会扮演好的。”

我上了台，深深地吸了一口气，立马镇定下来了。我扮演monkey（猴子），我说：“Lookatmyblueleg。”同学扮演dog（狗），说：“Lookatmygreenmouth。”就这样，我们一个接一个地往下表演，往下说……

表演结束了，Cathy老师和同学们一起为我们鼓掌。果然，我做到了，我们用英语对话，把角色扮演得很好。我开心地看着Cathy老师，这时候，她的脸上更是笑成了一朵花。

Cathy老师的方法真不错，不仅让我们进一步理解了课文，又吸引了我们学英语的兴趣，同时还鼓励了我们大胆地用英语表达。

这就是我最喜欢的有趣的英语课，你们想不想也来参加呀？

今天上午的英语课，我们整个四（2）班都充满了欢声笑语。

叮铃铃叮铃铃，上课铃响了，我们像往常一样安静地坐在座位上，顾老师来的时候发现我们闷闷不乐的，便说：“现在，每人开一个小玩笑。先从吴高雪开始。”于是我们一个接着一个开了一个又一个玩笑，结束时，全班都已经捧腹大笑。顾老师这才开始给我们上课，还说：“我们上课要开心，这样才能学的进去，不能哭丧着脸哦！”我们赞许地点了点头。

瞧，已经到了英语小表演的时候了，顾韩羽小组上去表演夏天时做的一些事。顾韩羽表演“夏天很热”的样子，他为了表演的更精彩，竟不顾冬天的寒冷，把外套和毛衣都脱了，只剩下一件衬衫，因此，顾老师给予了顾韩羽“表演家”这个称号，还让我们下课找他签名呢！只可惜他的字写的一般，不然的话，他的“粉丝”们肯定为了要他的签名而把他围的水泄不通的。

今天的英语课真有趣啊！

I think nearly everyone likes traveling. Sometimes we will travel with our

friends or families, but sometimes we will travel alone. I believe different

ways for traveling will have different feelings. And I prefer travelling alone.

Travelling alone is more excited. Just imagine, you go to a beautiful place, but

you have never gone there before, so you have to deal all the things by

yourself. It is very adventure, right? In addition, travelling alone can avoid

many conflicts that will have when travelling in group. Last, watching the same

scenery by yourself or with many people will have different feelings. Therefore,

sometimes you can think about traveling alone. It is good.

Last night, I and many of the kids decided to catch a gecko. Well go to my "secret base", where a lot of bamboo sticks, we pick up the bamboo sticks, each door in the district to find geckos, all of a sudden I heard my friend Sphere shouted: "Here, found, finding gecko, "I ask where? We all ran to a door inside buildings, I followed them to run, before the buildings came to the door, I saw a big, long gecko: slender body, two small eyes, nose and almost invisible , now its four legs to climb along the walls light and saw a golf ball pestle with bamboo sticks, gecko fell from the wall, he quickly caught with nets to the gecko, and then put it into the bottle, is pleased to say, "Ha ha, I caught a lizard!" very envious of some of the children are wanted Sphere gave them Sphere thought of Egg said: "The Egg, send your , and "Egg quickly said:" Thank you Sphere. "

I am a little unconvinced, saying what great, I can catch a gecko, said, the most trusted me and my best friend ZHANG Zhi, Dong carrying bamboo sticks to another gate to catch geckos come, I see Building the back door before the lights dim a geckos shadow, I like the opportunity Yigun the gecko shot down, but fortunately not injured gecko, I put it in the bottle, put some water inside the mosquito, the only gecko gift ZHANG Zhi.

Home, my mother told me: gecko, also known as Si Jiaoyi, eat mosquitoes, flies, moths and other insects, beneficial to mankind, we should not catch it, I thought about running out, we again returned to the big gecko natural.

I am in primary school now, I have many lessons to learn from Monday to Friday, my favorite subject is English.

Last week, my English teacher gave us a task, she asked us to make the presentation of our favorite English celebrity. I chose Avril Lavigne, she is my favorite singer, I have listened to her songs for many years. When I presented the singer, many of my classmates clapped their hands, because they like her, too. Then we share many things about Avril, I felt so happy in that class, it is so interesting, we talked happily, we share our common interest.

I will never forget about that class, it causes my passion to learn English.

我现在在上初中，从周一到周五我有很多的课，我最喜欢的科目是英语。

上周，我的英语老师给我们布置了一个任务，她要求我们做一个展示，展示我们最喜欢的英语国家的名人。我选择了艾薇儿，她是我最喜欢的歌手，我已经听了很多年她的音乐。当我向同学们展示了这个歌手，我的很多同学鼓起了掌，因为他们也喜欢她。然后我们分享着一些艾薇儿的事情，那节课我觉得很开心，很有趣，我们聊得也很开心，分享着我们共同的兴趣爱好。

我永远都不会忘记那节课，它点燃了我学习英语的激情。

Last Sunday I went to Yang Ming Shan Park with my parents.It was a sunny day.There were trees and flowers all over the place.The trees were tall and pretty and the flowers smelled sweet.

上周日我和我的父母去阳明山公园。这是一个阳光灿烂的日子。所有地方都有树木和花卉。高高的树木和漂亮的花闻起来很香。

In the park we could see some birds flying up in the sky.An old man was sitting on the bench reading a book and two cats were playing under the bench.Some boys were playing games and some people were taking walks.Others were just jogging around the place.In the afternoon we took a walk along the stream for two hours.Then the stream flowed to the woods.In the middle of the woods we could see a small pood with many fish in it.

在公园里我们可以看到一些鸟儿飞翔在天空。一个老人坐在替补席上看着一本书，两个猫在板凳上玩闹。一些孩子正在玩游戏，一些人在散步。其他的人都只是在慢跑的地方。下午，我们就沿着小溪散步两个小时。然后走到树林。林中，我们可以看到一个有很多鱼的小水池。

I like to go to the mountains and I like to see nature,too.I really enjoy the nice day at this interesting place.I hope I can go there again someday.

我喜欢去爬山，我喜欢看自然。我真的很享受美好的一天在这个有趣的地方。我希望我能有一天再去那里。

For some reasons, I never get up before nine oclock on Saturdays. Sometimes I stay in bed until lunch time. Then Ill do some exercises, read English, play computer games. In the afternoon, I go to school for writing and playing table tennis. I play table tennis well. In the evening, I go to the teachers home to play Chinese chess, I like it.

What an interesting day!

Today, as I have nothing to do, my father decides to take me to the gym. There are people playing all kinds of sports. I see my father play badminton and he teaches me how to play. It is so easy for me to learn, after a while, I can play with my father. I fall in love with this sport, I will play it on the weekend.

今天,当我无事可做的时候, 爸爸决定带我去健身房。人们在玩各种各样的运动。我看到我的父亲在打羽毛球,他教我怎么玩。这对我来说很容易学习,过了一会后,我可以和父亲一起打。我爱上了这项运动,我会在周末去玩。

There are many traditional cultures. I like Spring Festival best.

Legend has it that there was once a monster named nian who often went to the village to harm people, eat cattle and sheep. So, people want to get rid of it. However, no matter what people do, they cant get rid of the year. In the end, a child accidentally lit the bamboo and made a crackling noise, and nian was scared away. People are happy. Later, people set off firecrackers on this day in order to commemorate the happy day. Later, it gradually became the "Spring Festival" festival.

I go back to my hometown every year. Every year, its very busy. On the eve of the New Year, it is also called New Years eve. Every family is affixed with spring couplet, affixed "fu" word. Some people are so clever that they cut their own window flowers to the window, like falling snow. Others hang lanterns on the front door, and the lanterns are very beautiful.

That night, the sound of fireworks, like thunder, one after another, one after another. Li hua red the whole sky, like a beautiful flower. After setting off firecrackers, people picked up the delicious and big dumplings and ate the reunion dinner. The children are also reunited with their parents. People ate hot dumplings and watched the wonderful Spring Festival gala, which lasted until twelve o clock in the evening, and the New Years bell rang.

The next morning, people get up very early, whether adults or children are breathing new clothes and going door to door. Everyone has a smile on their faces and good luck in their mouths.

The happy atmosphere lasted until the 15th day of the first lunar month.

One day,my mother and I went to a park.We had a good time and we decided to have lunch in the park.My mother bought some milk and bread.My mother told me to wash my hands before lunch.However,when we came back,our bread was gone!We thought that someone took it.We are very angry.I thought that the thief would come back to take the milk.So,my mother and I hid behind a tree and waited.One hour later, no one came and we were very hungry.We gave up and we wanted to go home to have something to eat.Suddenly,I found something under the chair.Oh, its our bread!

This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

中：今天早上，我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去，一不小心打了滑。四肢张开，好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了，它小心翼翼地站起来了!可是前腿一打滑又来了一个狗吃屎。笑死人了，简直是太滑稽了

One Saturday afternoon,my mother came from someone else hold a puppy home,I jumped up and down,overjoyed!

Dog covered with black hair,only the chin of a small group of white hair.I first met the dog,two great big eyes wide open,really want to say "who do not get to me,or care of my paw." I try to approach it slowly,gently stroking it,give it feeding.Later the afternoon we passed a little bit of contact,the dog close to me to take the initiative.I gave it a name as is "Jing-jing."

Sunday morning,I and the dog becomes a pair of Jingjing inseparable friends,where he and I went where,I ran it and ran,but it was born two months,say the floor a bit slippery,it Running up and sometimes wrestling,watching wrestling and funny and it hurt.When I watch TV,it lying in my lap Mei Meis sleep on a sleep.Yes,as long as I wear cotton slippers,it will climb up the foot bed,when you take off cotton slippers,he would lay asleep on the shoes,really makes you laugh and cry!

At noon,I feel too hot to lie on the floor and play with Beijing Beijing,unwittingly actually fell asleep.Jing Jing was naughty climb up my feet from my body,and then tail it to my face,head and legs towards my bed,shaking from time to time tail,touched my face itch.I hurried up,Jingjing has turned a somersault,lay down on my lap,I giggle again.

Ill never forget my little dog and the good times

一个星期六中午,妈妈从别人家抱来了一只小狗,我又蹦又跳,高兴极了!

小狗浑身黑毛,只有下巴底下有一小撮白色的毛.小狗第一次见到我,两只眼睛睁的大大的,好想再说“谁也不要接近我,否则小心我的爪子.”我试着慢慢的接近它,轻轻的抚摸它,给它喂食.后来我们经过下午一点一滴的接触,小狗就主动接近我了.我还给它起了个名字叫“京京”.

星期天上午,我和小狗京京就成了一对形影不离的好朋友,我走到哪儿他跟到哪儿,我跑它就跑,不过它才出生两个月,再说地板也有点滑,它跑起来有时会摔跤,看着它摔跤又好笑又心疼.我看电视时,它就躺在我的腿上美美的睡上一大觉.对了,只要我穿着棉拖鞋,它就会爬到的脚上睡觉,当你脱掉棉拖鞋,他就会卧在鞋上睡大觉,真叫你哭笑不得!

中午,我觉得太热,就躺在了地板上和京京玩儿,不知不觉竟睡着了.京京却调皮的从我的脚上爬到我的身上,然后尾巴朝着我的脸,头朝着我的腿睡觉,尾巴不时的摇晃着,碰到了我的脸,痒痒的.我急忙起来,京京却翻了个跟头,躺在了我的腿上,我咯咯的笑了起来.

我永远忘不了小狗狗和我那段美好的时光······

Today, at my home a very interesting thing happened.

Noon, dad is sleeping, I was watching TV, suddenly, I feel very boring, so just came up with a project and interesting game.

Ill take red, yellow, blue, green four kinds of color, then, go jump on your bed, with a red pen in his mouth painting lipstick, with yellow pen to draw father face, with blue pen to draw dad left eye hair, finally, in a green pencil on the fathers right eye hair, just like that, I give my father a make-up. Then, I went to watch TV.

Such as dad wake up, go to comb my hair, I burst out laughing, dad a in the mirror, shame flushed, even also cant lift up.

How, it is very interesting!

英语作文一件有趣的事4

Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.

And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair. I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.

Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.

And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair.

I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.