英语有趣的事情作文推荐20篇

今天，天气转凉，大家都披上了大衣，来到了美丽的校园，小鸟似乎变少了，小草开始掉发了，大叔开始掉牙了，这意味着一年即将过去了，一眨眼十月已经过半，一年还有最后的三分之一，一天跟光速一般，在这光是的日子里发生了许多有趣的事情，在中学的每一节可我都听得非常认真听从老师指挥和安排，也在每一节课里紧紧抓住每一个知识点，虽然上课很死板，但有几堂课却让我记忆犹新，比如今天的英语课……

“叮铃铃”上课铃响了，我静静的坐在位子上等待老师上课，在我看来英语课有时有趣，有时却非常无聊，而今天这堂英语课让我改变了对它的看法，我相信这样有趣的课堂老师也一定发了不少心思来准备这堂课，在上课时老师突然给我们来了个对抗游戏，男生VS女生哪一方选手问题回答的多，那方就获胜。

比赛开始了，男生，女生都不甘示弱，勇于站起来回答问题，外面狂风大作，里面却是这番热闹的情景，一分钟过去了，二分钟过去了，三分钟过去了男生和女生之间出现了距离，眼看第一大题就要结束，我们男生非常着急，想挽回局面，正当我们要开始翻盘时，第一大题居然就这然结束了，不过还好，还有第二大题，谁赢谁输还不一定呢？第二大局开始了，经过一番调整的我们，又开始追逐了紧张又激烈的气氛依旧未停，男生们依然努力的追赶着分数，能追一分是一分，女生好像有点骄傲了，回答的人越来越少，我们分数渐渐多了起来，直到最后一题是我们只差女生两分了，当我们认为胜负已定时，老师突然说最后一题回答对加两分，这是我们脸上又有了笑容，因为班长把自己的手举得高高的，他是我们最后的一线希望了，你是男生唯一的靠山了，当老师在黑板上花了两个大星星后就意味着我们的努力没有白费，我们终于胜利了！

今天的这节有趣的英语课给我们打来了许多欢乐和笑声！

Today is mothers birthday, but I didnt know what to by for her.A watch was a good present, but it was too expensive for me to buy.Flowers were not so expensive, but they would die soon.A birthday cake was too sweet and mother didnt like it.

今天是妈妈的生日，可是我还不知道给她买些什么。手表是挺好的礼物，可是太贵了，我买不起。花倒是不贵，可是很快就枯萎了。生日蛋糕太甜，妈妈不喜欢吃。

Then father thought a good idea.He said, "Why dont we make a wonderful dinner for her?That will show our love for her!" Oh, that was good.Love is the most expensive present in the world.

后来爸爸相处个好主意。他说，“为什么我们不做一顿美味的晚餐呢！那会显示出我们对她的爱！”啊，太好了。爱是世界上最昂贵的礼物。

I will never forget the smile on mothers face when we were having supper together.

我将永远忘不了我们共聚晚餐时妈妈脸上的笑容。

Since I went to college, I have made many friends and we shared the same

interest. My friends and I liked traveling so much. We decided to travel abroad.

The destination was Thailand. We spent ten days there and had a nice trip. It

was such an unforgettable trip, and I learned a lot.

Firstly, it was my first time to travel abroad. My friends and I had made

many preparations. We read the travel guide and chose the information that was

useful to us. I classified the information and wrote down tourist sites. During

the trip, I become much independent. Sometimes I even walked down the foreign

street by myself, appreciating the beautiful scenery.

Secondly, I broadened my vision and enrich my mind. Before I came to

Thailand, I needed to read some information, then I got to know this countrys

culture and their tradition. When I was in Thailand, I could feel its religious

belief. Whats more, there were so many foreigners here, and I talked to them

happily.

Traveling is a good way to learn knowledge, and I know the importance of

English. It is the key to know about the world.

I think nearly everyone likes traveling. Sometimes we will travel with our

friends or families, but sometimes we will travel alone. I believe different

ways for traveling will have different feelings. And I prefer travelling alone.

Travelling alone is more excited. Just imagine, you go to a beautiful place, but

you have never gone there before, so you have to deal all the things by

yourself. It is very adventure, right? In addition, travelling alone can avoid

many conflicts that will have when travelling in group. Last, watching the same

scenery by yourself or with many people will have different feelings. Therefore,

sometimes you can think about traveling alone. It is good.

朋友们，你们想知道我的童年吗？想知道我的童年趣事吗？想知道？好，我就给你讲讲吧。

小时候，我很爱学舌，有一次，我和妈妈去去商店买东西。忽然，看见有一位礼仪小姐在商店门口，微笑着对我们说：“欢迎光临。”我一听，心想：这小词不错。于是，我就记在了心里。出来的时候那位小姐又对我们说：“欢迎下次光临”我又想：呵，这小词也不错，于是，我又记在了心里。回到家后，我就总想能有一个可以发挥的时候多好啊。真巧，第二天我们家都来客人了。我终于找到可以发恢的时候了。我快步走上前，到门口迎接。“叔叔阿姨，欢迎光临。”他们听了，笑呵呵的夸我是个懂事的好孩子。我听了，心里很得意。他们走后，我又在门口对他们说：“叔叔阿姨，欢迎下次光临。”他们再次夸我是个好孩子，这时，我心里更得意了。过了几天，爸爸出差。我又想发挥下，于是。我对爸爸说：“爸爸，欢迎您 …… ”完了，忘词了。我忽然急中生智，对爸爸说：’爸爸，欢迎您下次再来我家玩”爸爸听了，大笑起来。妈妈也笑得前仰后伏。弄得我丈二和尚——摸不着头脑。

还有一次，我贪吃的竟从椅子上掉了下来……

朋友们，还想听我继续往下讲吗？想？好 。下一次吧，再见。

[回忆童年有趣的事情作文

国庆节假日里的一天，我和妈妈还有舅舅等人去水库钓鱼。

舅舅到一个很危险的地方去钓鱼。那里的路很窄很窄，我很怕掉进水里，紧紧拉住妈妈的手才走过去。我们在草地上坐着看舅舅钓鱼，可半天也不见鱼儿上钩。于是我和妈妈就去划船了，我们坐在一条小船上玩，都觉得没什么意思，然后妈妈说：“崽崽，我们来学着划船吧。”我非常赞成，拿起桨，使劲的划着，可是船只在原地打转，无论我怎么划，它也不往前行驶。一个叔叔看见了，说：“你们要两个真是笨啊，桨要两人一起划，一边划一下才行。”哦，原来是这样。

于是，我和妈妈一人一下，船儿就开始往前走了，我们很快就学会了掌握方向了，而且划得很快，一会儿就划到了水库中央。

我们划累了，就休息了一会。环顾四周。只见这里群山环抱，树木茂盛，风景优美。有时，天空还会飞过几只白鹭。

我们正静静的坐着，突然听到一声大喊：“快拉，快拉！”寻声望去，啊，原来是舅舅他们钓到了一条活蹦乱跳的大鱼。

这一天，过得真快乐，特别是划船，真是太有趣了！

Last night, I and many of the kids decided to catch a gecko. Well go to my "secret base", where a lot of bamboo sticks, we pick up the bamboo sticks, each door in the district to find geckos, all of a sudden I heard my friend Sphere shouted: "Here, found, finding gecko, "I ask where? We all ran to a door inside buildings, I followed them to run, before the buildings came to the door, I saw a big, long gecko: slender body, two small eyes, nose and almost invisible , now its four legs to climb along the walls light and saw a golf ball pestle with bamboo sticks, gecko fell from the wall, he quickly caught with nets to the gecko, and then put it into the bottle, is pleased to say, "Ha ha, I caught a lizard!" very envious of some of the children are wanted Sphere gave them Sphere thought of Egg said: "The Egg, send your , and "Egg quickly said:" Thank you Sphere. "

I am a little unconvinced, saying what great, I can catch a gecko, said, the most trusted me and my best friend ZHANG Zhi, Dong carrying bamboo sticks to another gate to catch geckos come, I see Building the back door before the lights dim a geckos shadow, I like the opportunity Yigun the gecko shot down, but fortunately not injured gecko, I put it in the bottle, put some water inside the mosquito, the only gecko gift ZHANG Zhi.

Home, my mother told me: gecko, also known as Si Jiaoyi, eat mosquitoes, flies, moths and other insects, beneficial to mankind, we should not catch it, I thought about running out, we again returned to the big gecko natural.

盼望已久的新年终于到了！等啊等，盼啊盼，终于到了晚上，要开始包饺子了！

只见妈妈和姥姥熟练地先从揉好的面团上拽下一截，揉成一个圆形，然后再摁下去，它就变扁了，最后当然是把压好的扁扁的面团擀成一张中间厚、边缘薄的馅皮儿。妈妈用勺子舀了半勺馅放在皮儿中间，并用两只手的大拇指和食指把包好的饺子挤成一个元宝的形状，这样一个饺子就大功告成了。

我看见包饺子如此简单，就央求妈妈让我也包一个试试。可妈妈一脸怀疑的神情看着我。此时的我哪还顾得上妈妈的表情，于是我像一个土匪一样从她手中夺过饺子皮开始包起来。

我也学着妈妈的样子用勺子舀了一些馅放在饺子中央，然后边抬头和朋友说话边包饺子。手中“几克重”的饺子竟然变成了一个“大包子”。我的心里出现了疑惑，而等我把饺子放在案板上不到几分钟——馅皮爆了！

为什么一个小小的饺子竟然有如此的“魔力”呢？

就在我想放弃时，妈妈仿佛看懂了我的心思，轻轻地走过来，语重心长地对我说：“孩子，如果你因为这么一点小小的困难就放弃，那你以后就没办法做到更困难的事了。你应该反省一下，你包饺子的过程都对了吗。”自尊心强的我肯定不会让妈妈瞧不起我，于是，我开始认真回忆自己包饺子的过程。“哦，对了。”我像发现了重要线索一样高呼起来。

于是，我又拿起一块馅皮儿一边回忆妈妈包时的动作，一边细心包起来。不一会儿，果然，我包好了一个饺子。

通过这件事，我懂得了一个道理：万事开头难，一件看起来简单的事情，做起来往往没有那么简单。但如果你因为难就放弃的话，那你永远也做不好。而如果你坚持，不放弃，再难的事，也总归成功的。

There’s people who are great singers that don’t have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but aren’t technically good singers (think Mariah Carey–her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices *and* are good technical singers–and these are the people that there is general agreement on. You make a list of these people as “great singers” and you generally don’t get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra..

That’s a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldn’t sing doesn’t know anything about singing.

记得有一次，我在补课班补习，老师正津津有味的讲着课。同学们都在认真的听课，只有少部分同学在做小动作。

“咣”的一声巨响打破了这课堂的秩序，这到底是什么声音呢?大家都纷纷回过头去，只见一名同学坐在地上椅子翘了起来。原来是他把椅子弄翻了，他看到大家都在看着他，立刻把椅子扶起来，像兔子一样的蹿到了椅子上。同学们看到了这一幕，都不禁哈哈大笑起来，他立刻闹了个大红脸。老师说：笑什么笑，你们没有发生过这样的事吗?班级里立刻鸦雀无声，老师又讲起了课，但是窃笑声暴露了同学们，老师回过头来说：“怎么了!”只见那同学差点又坐到地上，老师问他到底怎么回事，他说没事。

放学了，同学们都在议论这件事，那名同学也不好意思的笑起来。

虽然这是一件小事，但是还是十分有趣!

每个周六的上午，都是我最开心的时候，因为又可以上有趣的英语课啦！

今天的英语课上到一半的时候，Cathy老师笑眯眯地对大家说：“谁可以上来表演一下第2单元的课文角色？”我们一听，都纷纷把手举得高高的。虽然我很荣幸地被Cathy老师选上了，但是我又很担心自己背不出来，于是，我心里暗暗想着：“我是最棒的，我一定会扮演好的。”

我上了台，深深地吸了一口气，立马镇定下来了。我扮演monkey（猴子），我说：“Lookatmyblueleg。”同学扮演dog（狗），说：“Lookatmygreenmouth。”就这样，我们一个接一个地往下表演，往下说……

表演结束了，Cathy老师和同学们一起为我们鼓掌。果然，我做到了，我们用英语对话，把角色扮演得很好。我开心地看着Cathy老师，这时候，她的脸上更是笑成了一朵花。

Cathy老师的方法真不错，不仅让我们进一步理解了课文，又吸引了我们学英语的兴趣，同时还鼓励了我们大胆地用英语表达。

这就是我最喜欢的有趣的英语课，你们想不想也来参加呀？

1. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

2. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

3. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

4. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

5. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

上个星期六，我们英语班的姜老师（JACKY）留了一次英语作业——把今天所学的课文和爸爸妈妈一起表演出来，并加入之前学过的句子，再录成视频发给老师。这让我很为难，因为我的爸爸妈妈都不会说英语。哎！只有现教他们其中的一个了，妈妈的口语差一些，只有教爸爸试一试了，妈妈负责给我们录像。

爸爸刚开始学的时候，不但发音不准确，而且还离奇地跑调，把我和妈妈逗得哈哈大笑，可爸爸却一本正经地说：“不会吗！什么事不都得一点点学嘛，只要你认真教爸爸，爸爸就一定能学会。”

于是，我又开始认真地教爸爸，一遍又一遍，爸爸为了配合我的作业，不厌其烦的学习着。在不断的练习、不断的配合下，爸爸终于学会了。

后来，妈妈把录制的视频发给了老师，老师看了后，给了我和爸爸一个很好的评价，并且在这个周六上课的时候，老师还奖励了我200昂币呢！我真开心呀！当然，这里也有爸爸的功劳与付出。

这真是一次有趣的英语作业呀。

星期六，阳光明媚，鸟语花香。

我写完作业后，忽然听见了爸爸如雷贯耳的呼噜声，于是顺着声音的方向走过去。只见爸爸躺在沙发上呼呼大睡，我灵机一动，计上心来，想到了一个恶作剧。

首先，我拿出水彩笔，在爸爸的嘴巴上轻轻地画几根胡须，然后在眼睛周围画出了一道粗粗的眼线，最后在肚子上画出了许多的小爱心。画完之后，我躲在门后，望着自己的“作品”忍不住偷偷地笑起来。现在，爸爸变成了一只超级大花猫了。爸爸被我的笑声吵醒了，莫名其妙地问：“怎么啦？你作业写完了？”我忍住笑声说：“没事……爸爸。”

爸爸去洗脸，一照镜子大叫起来，接着哈哈大笑：“宝宝，这是你画的？”我从门后溜出来，已经笑得前俯后仰了：“哈哈哈，是我画的。”“来，宝宝，爸爸也把你变成一只小花猫吧！”于是，爸爸也给我画上了胡须，大大的眼睛。画好之后，一只“老猫”和一只“小猫”玩起了捉迷藏。

这是一件多么有趣的事情啊！它像珍珠一样永远珍藏在我心里。每当想起来的时候，我就忍不住偷偷地笑起来。

叮铃铃，叮铃铃上课铃响了，这节课是一节英语课。同学们说说笑笑地向教室走去，咦，他们手上提着是什么？红彤彤的苹果，金黄的橘子，紫艳艳的葡萄等各种水果。刀子、叉子、盘子等餐具，还有一瓶水果色拉酱，嘿嘿！今天我们学习做水果色拉：let’s make a fruit salad.

老师让我们每五人一组。我、戴可为、张瑶瑶、袁灿还有左佑被分为一组，开始动手做水果色拉了。

我先剥开小蜜橘，将去了皮的橘子放在事先准备好的盘子里，香蕉、葡萄、芒果等放进盘子里。该削苹果了，我拿起苹果手忍不住抖起来，差点削到了手，就这样总算削完了一个苹果。可苹果早已坑坑洼洼，像火星上的陨石坑。

我开始第二步水果切块，它相比削就容易多了，我把大的小的水果放在案板上，大刀阔斧地切起来。咦？切过的水果怎么千奇百怪、形态各异。大的大、小的小，算了算了，不计较这么多了。

咱们进入第三、四步吧！我正要往切好的水果里放入色拉酱，结果看到高晟翔的鼻子，鼻子上全是色拉酱，我忍不住哈哈大笑起来，高晟翔看到我笑他，便像我发起了攻击，我赶紧防卫，他看到攻击不起作用，便张牙舞爪地向我扑来，我赶紧躲开。最后，他还是没攻击到我。

这堂英语课真有趣啊！

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上周我们上了一节英语课，课上的情景，至今我还历历在目。

那天，上课铃刚响过，老师却抱着一大堆饮料和小食品进来了。我心想：“上英语课带这些东西干嘛?这节英语课一定非常有趣吧?”

老师放好东西，终于告诉了我们这节课的内容。我一听，原来今天要开一次同桌对话会，如果对话进行得非常顺利，就可以得到一瓶自己喜欢的饮料或小食品。我得意地想：这我学习得挺认真，今天，我一定可以一饱口福了!为了不出错，我又赶紧翻开书看了一遍。可是，眼见同学们一个一个地把自己喜欢的饮料拿了回去，我心里不禁一阵着急：什么时候才能轮到我呀?要是饮料都被他们拿走了怎么办啊?我等啊，等啊!急得我抓耳挠腮，像热锅上的蚂蚁一样，心里不住地嘀咕：“看来我今天要从一饱口福一下子降到什么也吃不到了!”

就在我快要绝望的时候，老师那清脆的声音叫到了我。呀!终于轮到我啦!我高兴得真想跳起来。经过我和同桌刘丽泽一番流利的对话，老师表扬了我们，说我们单词掌握准确，句子正确，还给了我们一个特殊优待——多拿一个Cake(蛋糕)。这节课就在同学们的欢笑声中结束了。

这节课虽然已经过去一个星期了，但我现在才明白，这哪是老师让我们一饱口福呀，分明是老师用这种新颖的方法，来激发我们学习英语的兴趣啊!

谜语主要指暗射事物或文字等供人猜测的隐语，也可引申为蕴含奥秘的事物。今天小编为你带来的是有趣的英语谜语集锦，希望你喜欢。

1. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A secret.

2. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.

3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

4. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A mushroom.(蘑菇)

5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?

A kitten.(小猫)

7.What is smaller than an insects mouth?

Anything it eats.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回声)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.

16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?

When you are in it.

17. How many sides does a house have?

Two - inside and outside.

18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?

A doorbell.

19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?

On his feet.

20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?

He got wet first of all.

21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?

I myself.

22. What has teeth but cannot eat?

A comb.

23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

A farmer.

24. Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?

A river.

28. What kind of dog never bite?

A hot dog.

29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because it cant sit down.

30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?

Its nice not to see you again.

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because hes dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because Im a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?

He cant read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.

51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?

Cool!

52. What is never used until its broken?

An egg.

53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)

Its a lot of bones without the person on them!

54. What is dark but made by light?

A shadow.

55. What can you break with only one word?

Silence.

56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

The light.

57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?

Because the truck driver was walking.

58. Where can milk be best stored?

In a cow.

59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?

The ice.

61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?

A map.

62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?

The temperature.

63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

It never eats.

64. Why is writing called handwriting?

If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?

Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

66. How many great men have been born in London?

None. Only babies.

67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

When you have a hole in your pocket.

68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

Darkness.

69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?

A hole.

70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?

A priest.(牧师)

Last night, I had an interesting dream.In the dream I accidentally got a magic pen with which I could write beautiful Chinese characters.Then I took part in a calligraphy competition.With the help of the pen I got the first place. I became famous soon and a lot of people came to beg me for some characters.I felt very proud of myself.But when I picked the pen up and wrote down a character, I found it very ugly.The pen no longer had magic. I was frightened into cold sweat.Seeing this, people understood what was happening.They all laughed at me and said that I was a cheat.I tried to find some place to hide but couldnt find any.

在我家的阳台上，蚂蚁们正在忙碌地搬运着东西。望着这些不知从哪里来的蚂蚁，突然，我想和这些蚂蚁开个小玩笑。

我从妈妈的抽屉里，拿了一个卫生球，在地上画了4条“跑道”，随后捉来几只蚂蚁，放在“跑道”上，来观看它们的“比赛”。

只见妈蚁慌不择路，向“跑道”跑去。当它们向外围，爬去时，刺鼻的卫生球味，把它们重新逼回跑道上。

小小的远征又开始了。蚂蚁们竭力使自己跑得快些，好结束这场远征。爬到头了，蚂蚁们又被堵在了终点的横线前，它们急得团团转，我却哈哈大笑起来。忽然，情况有些不对头，一只较大的蚂蚁在线前转悠了半天，最后像下定决心似地冲着横线猛爬了起来。我连忙去拦它，竟没有拦住。它飞快地避开了我的手，逃进了洞里。

我真有点可惜，回头一看，“哟”地叫出了声。线后一只蚂蚁出没了。原来，那些蚂蚁趁我不注意，也纷纷仿照那只大蚂蚁，逃脱掉了，真气人!

但是不一会儿，我又抓到了一大堆蚂蚁，这次，把它们放在一个纸盒里，我把“船”推进盛水的盆里。“蚂蚁舰队起航!”我高声喊道。又过了一会儿，“船”不动了，“船员”们蜂拥地往外爬。它们哪里知道，厄运正降临在它们头上，爬出来的蚂蚁全部被水淹死了。只有两位“幸运者”急得满盒子爬，寻找着自己的伙伴。

“哼，两只也不能放过。”我心里想。我抓起那两只惊慌失措的蚂蚁，把它们放在一起，两只蚂蚁忽然咬了起来，咬得可凶啦!一只蚂蚁竟被对方咬掉了半个身子。我连忙将这两只蚂蚁分开，把它们各自放在蚂蚁洞前，让它们一一爬进洞里。

这场游戏结束了，我觉得很有趣。

Making a trip to Beidaihe on May 18 was an experience which I will never

forget.

A arrived in Beidaihe at about 2 oclock,and immediately took a No.5 bus to

the sea area.The beautiful blue sea was so large that I couldnt see the other

side of it.After getting off the bus,I went straight to the shore.Taking off my

shoes,I put my feet into the water.The water was cool,and walking in the water

was such a great joy that I didnt want to stop.Then I collected shells.When it

got dark,I sat on the shore,watching the sea.The night scene was simply

marvelous!

Finally I had to go back.It was an unforgettable day in my life.