英语小笑话 小学（汇集20篇）

导语：暑假即将来临，你有什么计划吗?下面是yuwenmi小编为大家整理的优秀英语作文，欢迎阅读与借鉴，谢谢!

I am in six grade now next term I am going to middle school so the coming vacation is my last summer vacation in primary school. It is so special to me. I plan to spend it with my friends we want to take part in the summer camp to have close access to the nature. I am so excited now I think we will have a good time.

我的暑假

我现在上六年级下学期我要去上中学了接下来的假期是我小学的最后一个暑假。它对我来说是如此的特别。我和我的朋友打算参加夏令营接近自然。我现在太兴奋了我认为我们将有一个美好的时光。

寒假的一天

It was a very busy evening, I was doing my homework at my home. My father

was writing a composition in the study room. My mother was interested in

Shanghai opera. She was watching a Shanghai opera contest. The apartment was

very quiet. Suddenly the light went out. It was a blackout, but I liked it very

much. It came and I didnt have to do my homework. We went to the living room

very slowly.

After 5 minutes, we all sat in the sofa. It was a lucky, fortunate day. I

said that lets held a concert. My parents agreed with me. I took out some

candles and lighted up. We were singing, laughing and talking. We had a really

good time. But while I was singing, the light suddenly turned on. Oh, my God. My

father went back to his room went on writing.

My mother turned on the TV and said to me “Dear, do your homework!” I felt

very frustrated. I sat at the desk and thought I hated light. I hoped there

would be a blackout the ne_t day. I thought I would enjoy myself more and more.

I went into a dream.

星期五放学后，我和妈妈去公园散步。

After school on Friday, my mother and I went for a walk in the park.

公园里的花散发着淡淡的清香，小草从地下钻出来了，柳树摇着绿色的长辫子。但是我发现有人带着小狗在草地上跑着，有的小狗在草地上随地大小便，草地就搞得很脏，小狗的粪便污染了公园的环境。

The flowers in the park exudes a touch of fragrance, the grass from the underground drilling, willow shook his green long braids. But I found someone with a dog run on the grass, some of the dog in the grass on the grassland is defecate, get dirty, dog feces pollution of the environment of the park.

我想我们每一个去公园的人都应该管号小动物，不要随意污染环境，这样我们的地球才会更加美丽。

I think every one of us went to the park to the people should be small animal, do not pollute the environment freely, so that our earth will be more beautiful.

Last year, my friend gave me a little dog. i was fond of him very much. i liked to play with him after school and he liked to follow me wherever i went. i was very glad that i had a "body guard".

Last winter i was very busy with my lessons and came home very late every day.however, no matter how late i went home, my dog used to stand at a comer near my school waiting for me. when i passed there, he barked two or three times then ran towards me. it seemed that he was calling me.

My dog not only,took good care of me, but also was respoasible at home. when strangers came to my house, he barked at them but not hurt them. what a lovely dog he is! (135 words)

我家的小狗

去年，朋友送我一只小狗，我非常喜欢它，放学后就和它一起玩耍，无论我走到哪儿它都跟在身后。我很高兴有这样一位“保镖”。

去年冬天我忙于功课，每天回家都很晚。然而无论我到家多晚，这只小狗总是在学校附近的一个角落处等我。当我从那经过时，它全冲我叫两声然后跑过来，似乎它是在叫我。

我家的狗不但对我照顾周到，而且还肩负着看家的重任，每当有陌生人来到我家，它总是叫个不停，但并不咬他们。多么可爱的一只狗啊!

The annual winter vacation is always rich and colorful and most memorable. At this years winter vacation, Ill experience a I very unforgettable things, until now think of it in my mind, I also fear after the meeting.

Remember that is a great year 4 day, home to the adults go out, at home with my friends and I together playing firecrackers. Inside the district are immersed in the atmosphere of joy, we all play firecrackers also play of very happy, but gradually we all are so sick of playing. So someone to ask do you want to play some new tricks. All of us to find some empty bottle and then put the point after the gun fire in the bottle cover, inside soon after firecrackers lit will blow of the bottle is very high. We try a new style, are all very happy. But different moment is a thrilling and exciting things happened, scared us all in a cold sweat! After I put the firecrackers bottle cover, bottle fly special high, nearly blow to my head. Afterwards listen to mom and dad said that this game is very dangerous, we stopped the new play.

This winter holiday is really thrilling ah! Also good was not injured, but this time I really got a big lesson.

每年的寒假总是在丰富多彩也是最难忘的。在今年寒假，我就经历一件我非常难以忘怀的事情，直到现在想起这件事情我的脑海里还会后怕。

记得那是大年初四的一天，家里面的大人都出去了，家里边只剩我和我的小伙伴们一起在玩鞭炮。整个小区里面都沉浸在欢乐的气氛之中，我们大家玩鞭炮也玩的很开心了，可是渐渐的我们大家也都玩儿烦了。于是有人提出来要不要玩一些新的花样。我们大家找来一些空瓶子然后把点炮点燃之后放入瓶子里面盖上盖子，不一会鞭炮点燃之后就会把瓶子给炸的很高。我们大家尝试着新的玩法，都很开心了。可是不一小会就发生了一件惊心动魄的事情，吓得我们大家一身冷汗!我把鞭炮放瓶子盖上盖子之后，瓶子飞的特别的高，险些炸到我的脑袋。后来听爸爸妈妈说这种玩法是非常危险的，我们大家也就停止了这种新的玩法。

这个寒假过的可真是惊心动魄啊!还好没有受伤，这次我可是真的收到了一个大大的教训。

The Dragon Boat Festival is a traditional festival of the han. It is a very important festival in our hometown, so every year the Dragon Boat Festival is very busy.

The Dragon Boat Festival is the most indispensable, nature is zongzi, every year the grandmother of the Dragon Boat Festival and everyone will pack hundreds of big dumplings! There are many kinds of dumplings, such as reed leaves, bamboo shoots, wild leaves and lotus leaves. But our hometown is a lot of reeds, so most of them are wrapped in reeds. First, grandma "rate the army" to pick reed leaves. When picking reed leaves, a large family listens to grandmothers labor trumpet: "come on! A zongzi three leaf! Hundreds of zongzi thousands of pieces, hey, come on!" Listen to the drum of the "general", "little soldier" more effort! After the reed leaves, just burn them. But the preparation material is not so simple, still have to go to the bazaar to buy the good red bean, the pork, the peanut, the plate millet, the jujube and the glutinous rice, also buy the red line!

Of course, the most fun time is when you make zongzi. When making zongzi, the man is responsible for cutting the meat into small pieces. Women are responsible for the washing of red beans and glutinous rice. The child was responsible for washing the basin clean, and then putting the mans work in a large basin. The older people are in charge. When everything is ready, the dumplings are started. The adults are working harder, and the kids? Is playing in a side, always when the adults do not pay attention to, to steal a couple of dates, mouth on the surface seems to be a little things didnt do, but in my heart secretly complacent - because jujube is delicious!

The final step is boiled dumplings, grandpa always keep the temperature of fire to grasp well, smell very sweet, very strong, if eating zongzi in the first, you can see the meat dumplings are always tender oil and see jujube rice dumplings are always the golden tender; The eight-treasure zongzi is always delicious, and we are cute.

Last year, my grandparents might have made zongzi, if they hadnt taken care of my uncle and aunt in yancheng. I was suddenly "disgusted" with my uncle, aunt, who had a good economic condition, why not find a babysitter? Take my joyful Dragon Boat Festival and zongzi all "take away", I be so angry! Or miss the delicious dumplings!

端午节是汉族的传统节日。在我们的家乡算得上是个特别重要的节日，所以每年的端午节都过得异常热闹。

端午节最不可少的，自然是粽子，每年端午节外婆和大家都会包上几百个大粽子呢!包粽子虽然有很多种，比如芦苇叶、竹笋叶、菰叶、藕叶等。但我们的家乡是芦苇比较多，所以大多都用芦苇叶包了。首先，外婆“率兵”去采芦苇叶。采芦苇叶时，一大家子听着外婆的劳动号子：“加油!一个粽子三片叶子!上百个粽子几千片，嘿哟，加油!”听了“将军”的鼓劲，“小兵”们更加卖力了!采完芦苇叶，现在只要将它们暴晒就行了。但准备材料可没有这么简单哟，还得去集市上买来上好的红豆、猪肉、花生、板粟、蜜枣与糯米，还要买红线呢!

当然，最好玩的时候还是包粽子的时候。包粽子时，男人负责把肉切成不大不小的块儿;女人负责洗红豆、糯米之类的;小孩负责把大盆洗干净，再把大人加工好的东西装在大盆里;而老人们则负责指挥。一切准备好之后，就开始包粽子了。大人们干得格外卖力，而小孩们呢?却在一旁玩着，总是在大人们不注意时，偷一两颗蜜枣往嘴里塞，表面上似乎一点儿事都没做，可心里却暗暗自喜——因为蜜枣太好吃了!

最后一步就是煮粽子，烧火的外公总是把火候把握的很好，味道很香、很浓，如果在第一时间内吃粽子，你看到的肉粽子总是嫩地流油，看到的蜜枣粽子总是金黄柔嫩;看到的八宝粽子总是很可口，我们可爱吃了。

去年，要不是为了去盐城替舅舅、舅妈照顾表哥，外公外婆可能在包粽子哩。我突然有些“厌恶”舅舅、舅妈，他们家的经济条件不错，为什么不找个保姆?把我的欢乐端午节和粽子都“夺走了”，我好生气呀!也好怀念那味香色美的粽子呀!

My name is wang fengyi. i’m a beautiful girl. i have a happy family. there are three people in my family, they are my father, my mother and i.

I’m ten years old this year. i’m a pupil . i’m in liu shi fu xiao promary school, class one, grade three. there are thirty-nine classmates in my class. i’m very excellent, because i always study very hard. i like english, chinese, math and muisc. i’m good at dance, i often show evrywhere on festival and holiday. i’m very humorous, so i’m very happy everyday.

I have a pet, the pet is a yellow rabbit. it is very cute. i sometime plant vegetables in my backyard.

My mother’s surname is xu. she’s thirty-five years old. she is short, but she is very prettyish. she is a designer. she can draw many many beautiful pictures. she always does housework evryday. she likes to watch tv.

My father’s surname is wang. he is fourty years old. he is tall, he is handsome. he is a engineer, his company built shanghai zhengda square in 2001. he is very clever. he likes ponder every day , he likes reading and chess very much.

We often play games together in the evening. we usually go to the park on sunday.

I love my partents very mch, and my partents love me, too. we are very happy family!

Computers are affordable for almost all people nowadays. As a result, an

increasing number of college students take computers to their dormitory to

browse website, watch movies and play video games and so on. This phenomenon has

caused lots of public concern. Some people believe that computer does bad to

students’ health for college students spend more than five hours staring at

computer without break every day. However, for other people, they are positive

to students’ owing computers because students can search for the newest

information. Standing on my point, I’m more tending to the first opinion.

Reasons are as the following:

Firstly, computers will transfer students’ attention. If students take

computers on campus, they would spend much time on computer than on study. For

instance, lots of my classmates usually play computer for amusement once class

is dismissed instead of going to the library to read more books to enlarge their

knowledge circle.

Secondly, students spend lots of time on computers which hurts their

health. It is quite often seen that students stay in dormitory for almost a

whole day without any breaks playing computers. It is all known that computers

have radiation which hurts eyes and skin.

To be honest, students can use computer to search for the updated

information that they want. But for the reasons above, I firmly believe that

students shouldn’t bring computers to college.

My winter holiday is intersting, my winterholiday is very interesting.I can play a computer and watch aTV in the home.I still read some good books in the winter holiday.Because of the plan of value result of our school, let us time of few lesson remaining.Also opportunity to have no does the affair that likes to do.So, the winterholiday liked too to me.

But again schooled begins quickly, its be over means a kind of another life of beginning, my in the mind have a little longing , also have a little fear.Imagining to what freshman live is more.long for enjoyment,long for liberty.

Hello！ My name is Weiwei. My father is very handsome.My mother is very beautiful. So I’m very lovely. Look！ My coat is red. My eyes are blue. I have a long tail. Fish is my favorite food. I like mice too. Guess！ Who am I？

School eduction has played an important role in people’s life. When reaching three tears old, the little children will go to kindergarten for a preschool education. And then they will take part in the primary school, middle school, high school, college and so on. School eduction almost run through people’s whole life. So it is very important. We all know that thereare many knowledgeable teachers in school will teach the students. But it’s not enough. School eduction needs the coordination of family education. The British educator, Hosea Ballou once said,”Education commences at the mother’s knee, and every word spoken within the hearsay of children tends towards the formation of character. Therefore, we can see that the successful of school education needs the help of family education so that the children can have a perfect education. The promissing future is waiting for them.

学校教育在人们的生活中扮演着很重要的角色。在小孩三岁的时候，他们就会去幼儿园进行学前教育。之后他们会去上小学，初中，高中，大学等。学校教育几乎贯穿人的一生。所以它是非常重要的。我们都知道，学校有很多知识渊博的老师来教学生知识。但这是不够的。学校教育需要家庭教育的协调。英国教育家巴卢曾经说过，“教育始于母亲膝下，孩童耳听一言一语，均影响其性格的形成”。因此，我们可以看到，学校教育的成功需要家庭教育的协助，使孩子们拥有一个完善的教育。光明的未来在等着他们。

A Happy Day

Today is Saturday， my family and I go to have a picnicin the park， I feel so excited， because our family does not have the activityfor a long time. At first， I go to see the park and play for a while， then Icome back to my parents， and join them. I play games with my parents， theylaugh happily. Today is a happy day for me.

My family lives on this street. In the morning, my father goes to work and all the children go to school. My mother takes us to school everyday. She does the housework. She always has her lunch at home, and sees her friends in the afternoon. In the evening all the children come home from school. They always get home early. My father goes home from work and he is often late. After supper my two brothers and I do our homework. We go to bed at ten.

will christmas replace the spring festival?

this worry is fairly unnecessary. why ? one reason lies that christmas only affects christians，college students and joint-venture (合资企业)workers. another reason is that christmas is mostly celebrated in cities. few people in countryside show extreme interest in this exotic(带有异国情调的) festival. by contrast，the spring festival is the most influential traditional festival in every family.

The 21st century, is a rapid economic development, with advanced technology in the world. People living standard enhancement, no more hunger, although there is no hunger but now people CARES for another thing, how to eat green food, health food and worry!

The food safety can not be ignored, its about the health of people, will be affected by any carelessness life-threatening!

Someone will ask: "that to eat what good?" Is ah! What should eat? Can have the industrial salt chicken, duck, goose, there will be residual pesticides in vegetables, drink will have pigment, even pork by water injection. We can also go to eat some of what? Should go to eat? Do you still dare to dare not to eat table food?

Often reported on TV, clenbuterol, Sudan red, cooking oil, etc. Even the sanlu milk powder was also said to be "poisonous milk powder", in order to reduce the cost of some small retailers should use as edible salt industrial salt can lead to cancer. These carcinogenic food, all in the name of "cheap" to sell to those who are not informed. Although many not have seized "production license". Illegal manufacturer has not been sealed, but there are many dangerous also hidden in our side!

As the saying goes: "man is iron, the meal is steel, a meal is not to eat so hungry panic" although we cant stop illegal businessmen but we can not buy 3 without food, so we should choose safe food, production date, there are number of qs food. I think if every one of us can see the production date before shopping, choose to have qs food then wont make illegal businessmen have a chance!

On February 6, the first time China has set up a special food safety work, high-level deliberation and coordination agencies of the state council food safety commission, the 15 members including 29 ministries and commissions under the state council. The ministry of agriculture, ministry of health, quality supervision, inspection and quarantine, state administration for industry and commerce, food and drug administration and other relevant departments collaboration.

I believe that every person, so long as you dont deceive and administration management, illegal businessmen will explode!

二十一世纪，是个经济发展迅速，拥有先进技术的世界。人们生活水平提高，不再有饥饿，现在虽然没有了饥饿可是人们又为另一件事而烦忧：怎样才能吃到绿色食品，健康食品而发愁!

民以食为天，食品安全不可忽视，它关乎人们的健康，稍有不慎就会危及生命!

有人会问：“那吃什么好那?”是呀!应该吃什么那?鸡、鸭、鹅中会有工业盐，蔬菜中会有残余的农药，饮料里会有色素，就连猪肉都被注水。我们还能去吃一些什么呢?应该去吃去什么?餐桌上的菜你还敢不敢吃?

电视上经常报道，瘦肉精、苏丹红、地沟油等。就连三鹿奶粉也被说是“毒奶粉”有些不法商贩为了减少成本竟然用可以导致致癌的工业盐充当食用盐。这些致癌食品它们打着“廉价”的旗号，来销售给那些不知情的人。虽然已经查封了许多没有“生产许可证”的厂家。但是还有许多不法厂家没有被查封，危险还隐藏在我们身边!

俗话说：“人是铁，饭是钢，一顿不吃饿得慌”我们虽然不能制止不法商家但是我们可以不去买三无食品，所以我们应当选择安全食品，有生产日期，有qs号等食品。我想如果我们每一个人都能在买东西前看看生产日期，选择有qs的食品那么就不会让不法商家有可乘之机!

2月6日，中国首次特别设立了食品安全工作高层次议事协调机构——国务院食品安全委员会，成员包括国务院29个部委中的15个。农业部、卫生部、质检总局、工商总局、食品药品监督管理局等有关部门分工协作。

我相信每个人只要不被蒙骗，加上管理局的管理，不法商家就会不攻自破!

When I got settled， the total use of the microwave to do their own things to eat。 One day， my father saw me， I am afraid to say that I grew up as a cook。 I immediately shaken like a rattle-drum head， you said : "That is not my ideal。 When I grow up I want to IT (information technology) industries。 "Yes， I bought a computer five years ago after his father， I am familiar with it day by day。 Until last year， and I have formed a deep bond with it。 From then on， I want success in the information technology industry to make contributions to the cause of national computer。 But my father said I could only do in the field "testing the game，" is what the new game， and always let me play with， the report there will be any games。 I think what he said is not their fault， I always play games recently， those who do not have a veteran like Flash。 In recent days， I sprouted out of a bad idea : I will be playing the game that the network server to the black。 My account will revise the highest level。 However， I Xiangliaoyouxiang， this is wrong， but was caught by the police network is not good。 When hackers but also need high computer skills。 As a member of the IT industry is my ideal， I would like to advance this goal， to improve their computer skills

There are so many people around me,among them,I like my father the most.My father is a hero in my heart,when I have questions,he can answer me and tell

me something about them.My father also takes me to many places,like Shanghai,Beijingand so on.I am so happy when I am with my father,he is the best

Love is like water, eight years of spring and autumn, my beautiful childhood is in the fathers care and companions spent. I can not forget that every Sunday morning, my father to accompany me to the Childrens Palace painting scene, it is accompanied by my father, I can comfortably in the studio to imagine, in the colorful world to fly.

And told me the most can not forget is that my father every day is busy, but my father every night will never forget, holding my favorite book, sitting next to me, seriously to me to study. In the sound of my fathers reading, I seemed to come to the forest and heard the whisper of the animals; I seemed to fly into space and meet with the nine planets; I seemed to come to the vast grasslands and see the mighty wolves in the protection of the prairie.

In my fathers vivid reading, I seem to smell the breath of spring, hear the summer cicadas, see the fall of the leaves, touched the winter snow. When I was fascinated, Dad often stopped and asked me: "I understand?" I am eager to answer: "I understand." Sometimes I will interrupt my father reading, ask a lot of why, my father patience To answer one by one, this also gave me a "one hundred thousand why" nickname ... ...

Spring and summer autumn and winter, four seasons reincarnation, slowly I grew up, I will read and write, and I gradually understand:

Dad, your companions let me know the greatness of nature, your companions let me know a lot of reason, your companions make me very happy.

Daddy, I will take my happy childhood slowly talking about you and listen to you.

1.A good book is a good friend.好书如挚友。

2.A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真情。

3.No pain，no gain. 不劳而获。

4.A cat has 9 lives. 猫有九条命。

5.Every little helps . 积少成多 。

6.Tomorrow never comes. 明日不再来。

7.A lie has no leg . 谎言是站不住脚的。

8.A tooth for tooth .以牙还牙。

9.First come, first served. 先来后到。

10.A snow year, a rich year. 瑞雪兆丰年。

We have a lot of happy and sad things every day, I am no exception, especially worthy of happy things - I help my mother to wash clothes.

I remember one time I helped my mother to wash clothes, before I started to know how to wash clothes clean, my mother carefully taught me how to put my clothes good

Her mother while washing clothes, while I show me, she first put the clothes into the water, put a little wash liquid hand rub, and soon followed the first time the mother clothes, and then wash the clothes again, my mother put a no Clean clothes washed very clean, my mother said: "Then let you wash it!" "This is not easy!" I said proudly up. I put my own clothes in the water.

First of all, I took the laundry to the side, pour a little wash liquid, hand rubbing hard I turned over the clothes to see if there is no clean, my mother looked at the instructions I have not washed clean, I said: "I wash very clean. I want to play." Mom angry, "play what play, things "I know wrong, the clothes and wash it again, my mother happy, I am also very happy."

As the saying goes: "look easy, difficult to do things." We do things must be patient.

This thing though I got the criticism of my mother, but I am very happy. Because I know how to do things beginning and end, to be patient and meticulous ... ...